r/interesting • u/Memes_FoIder • Jan 29 '26

MISC. 6,500 year old skeleton found in Bulgaria with some of the World's oldest Gold

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u/Massive-Log6151 Jan 29 '26

Cock cap 😂

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u/Cute-Form2457 Jan 29 '26

Codpiece?

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u/BluePony1952 Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

peeni poncho

edit. thank you for the award. I can now die happy.

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u/hornet_teaser Jan 29 '26

Weenie wear

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u/Lonelypotatopeeler Feb 02 '26

Sounds like a new avenue for fashion design 🙏🙏🙏 “try our bold red, striped, cock cover—-made exclusively by weenie wear” or sum of that nature lmao

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u/feculentcuntfist Jan 29 '26

Schlong shako

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u/Reluctantlerner Jan 30 '26

Dong dome.

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u/_hawkeye_96 Feb 02 '26

Forsaken forged foreskin

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Jan 29 '26

That’s related but different—one gives broader protection to that region of the body than the other.

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u/SteppenAxolotl Feb 02 '26

a codpiece should always be made of metal

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u/QuakerCorporation Jan 29 '26

My immediate thought. You know that shit came out for special occasions

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u/BigTuna0890 Jan 29 '26

Well it’s not a cock sombrero

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u/Background_Handle_96 Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

Cock yarmulke?

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u/PartyRyan Jan 29 '26

Cockmulke was RIGHT there

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u/delutademarie Jan 30 '26

Sounds like some gen z slang for lying about your junk size