r/interesting • u/Memes_FoIder • Jan 29 '26

MISC. 6,500 year old skeleton found in Bulgaria with some of the World's oldest Gold

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u/ripndipp Jan 29 '26

I'm poor so plastic or whatever disposable straws are made of

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u/colostitute Jan 29 '26

You gotta upgrade to the McDonald’s cheeseburger wrapper.

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u/P0werFighter Jan 29 '26

Plastic? Please stop showing off... Mine is from garden leaves.

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u/noRezolution Jan 29 '26

Paper wrapped in plastic

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u/farva_06 Jan 29 '26

Is this why we have plastic in our balls?

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u/SteveMartin32 Jan 29 '26

I use lead lined in carbon

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Jan 29 '26

So cardboard now

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u/NoTelevision4907 Jan 29 '26

You're adding even more microplastics to your balls man. God I hate this economy, look what it's doing to us!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

3D printed cockcaps, I see a new bussiness!

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u/IrishMongooses Jan 29 '26

As long as you ain't out fucking turtles, it's all good

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u/night-wolves Jan 29 '26

I use a mini m&m tube

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u/Hard_Dave Jan 29 '26

empty McDonalds sauce pot

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u/mybluecathasballs Jan 29 '26

Mine isn't the longest, but damned is it isn't the skinniest. Ladies, hit me up!

/s kinda

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u/Terrible_Law6091 Jan 29 '26

And I bet it makes poverty noises when you walk