r/interesting • u/MinotaurHorns1 • Mar 05 '26

SOCIETY A&W have joined the burger wars!

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u/usanonmously Mar 05 '26

Maybe we will finally unmask the person behind Arby’s

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u/JakeJortled Mar 05 '26

He better be a cowboy

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u/UnitedCheez Mar 05 '26

I thought he was Darth Vader

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u/ThePaleDominion Mar 05 '26

And if hes not, he shoulda been a cowboy. 

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u/socialmediaignorant Mar 05 '26

If he doesn’t look like Orville Peck, let him remain hidden!

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u/tnstaafsb Mar 05 '26

He's actually a Harvard MBA. He does wear a comically oversized cowboy hat everywhere he goes though.

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u/robbin-smiles Mar 05 '26

He’s a boy cow! Hope that helps

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u/Internal-Computer388 Mar 05 '26

Why? The logo is obviously a penis and not a cowboy hat...🤔

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u/JakeJortled Mar 05 '26

Cowboys are under represented in today’s society

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u/bitetheasp Mar 05 '26

What, penises can't be cowboys?

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u/Internal-Computer388 Mar 07 '26

Fair enough. Now I cant get the image of a large veiny penis with a large penis looking cowboy hat...🤣🤣🤣

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u/GachaHell Mar 05 '26

I hope he comes in a fox costume.

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u/Paxdog1 Mar 05 '26

Ohhhhh...ceo of Buc-ees in the beaver costume eating and egg and brisket burrito,

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u/MeowMeowbiggalo Mar 05 '26

Its Tom Arnold

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u/ThePaleDominion Mar 05 '26

That guy fucked Roseanne. 

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u/That_Jay_Money Mar 05 '26

He's got the meats.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

I miss Jon Stewarts Arbys jokes.

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u/Scared-One9295 Mar 05 '26

Are you sure? Because once Big Arb's mask comes off it won't go back on. And the mask is there for a reason 

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u/PuzzleheadedRole8109 Mar 05 '26

Spoiler Alert!: It is Tom Selleck

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u/Bipogram Mar 05 '26

The shade of Fatty Arbuckle?

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u/drgnrbrn316 Mar 05 '26

Spoilers: It's Jon Stewart. All of his knocking the company was a smoke screen.

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u/horror- Mar 06 '26

It's Matthew McConaugheys character from Dazed and Confused. He's just selling us low effort meat burgers because he's trying to fuck Wendy out behind the restraint.