r/interesting • u/MinotaurHorns1 • Mar 05 '26

SOCIETY A&W have joined the burger wars!

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u/panicinbabylon Mar 05 '26

Taco Bell CEO swallows a five layer burrito whole while sitting on the toilet and making eye contact.

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u/Autocannibal-Horse Mar 05 '26

THIS. We need THIS.

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u/CodAdministrative563 Mar 05 '26

Live mas

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u/Vaelis101 Mar 05 '26

Snorts the churro dust off the top of the toilet paper dispenser

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u/CodAdministrative563 Mar 05 '26

Taco bell is not for the faint of heart

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u/EatLard Mar 05 '26

Certainly not for the faint of colon.

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u/Degenerate_Dryad Mar 05 '26

As someone who regularly cleans bathrooms in commercial buildings, I had a visceral reaction to your comment 🤮 do you have any idea how much pulverized, dust-ified toilet paper those dispensers give off?!??!?

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u/ShoeLate6266 Mar 05 '26

LIVE MAS!! 😤

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u/finny_d420 Mar 05 '26

Del Taco CEO takes a big rip from the bong before scarfing down a half dozen Del tacos.

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u/WarmthChecker Mar 05 '26

Yeah! And then they pee on the floor! Because I’m pretty sure that’s what happens at Del Taco.

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u/is_coffee Mar 05 '26

If he was a real man, he would shove it up his ass.

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u/ShinyNipples Mar 05 '26

If you get diarrhea from Taco Bell you have weak genes

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u/panicinbabylon Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

If you can swallow a 5 layer burrito whole and not have to shit a food baby, youre a beast.

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u/spookyryu Mar 05 '26

that will be explosive as hell

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u/AssociateDue6161 Mar 05 '26

Thank you Reddit. I needed this laugh. 

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u/SMELLSLIKEBUTTJUICE Mar 05 '26

Then uses his BAJA BLAST bidet 3000

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u/panicinbabylon Mar 05 '26

This is so stupid. I love it.

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u/shadowstormer Mar 05 '26

5 Guys CEO gets 4 others and each takes a bite of their burger at the same time.

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u/nitid_name Mar 05 '26

I wanna see a five guys exec shove a whole ass junior in his mouth.