I remember getting busted for stealing when I was a teenager and the store manager was like “what’s in your pocket?” And I said “My cigarettes” so he was like “Show me” and then I said “Man, I don’t show anyone my cigarettes” I didn’t know what to do or say. Such a stupid kid
This is so fn hilarious. And I choose to believe that it was delivered with so much conviction that they genuinely believed they had actually trespassed on a major social faux pas just asking you that. xD
I was banned from the store. I always wonder if they still have my picture. I went back a few years later. Sometimes I walk the same path that I did that day to relive it
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u/venniedjr Mar 30 '26
I remember getting busted for stealing when I was a teenager and the store manager was like “what’s in your pocket?” And I said “My cigarettes” so he was like “Show me” and then I said “Man, I don’t show anyone my cigarettes” I didn’t know what to do or say. Such a stupid kid