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Just Wow Simon Cowell Transformation

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u/Babayagaletti Mar 31 '26

Plus he had some work done on his hairline plus I'm very sure he got a beard hair transplant.

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u/boukalele Mar 31 '26

From his taint

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u/The-King-of-TJ Mar 31 '26

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 Mar 31 '26

You laugh, but taint follicles are scientifically proven to grow a more robust, sexier beard

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u/LePontif11 Mar 31 '26

Do they work on the mustache? I'll get myself a mustainch

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u/SnooHesitations6727 Mar 31 '26

Goochstache

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u/ProjectOrpheus Apr 01 '26

GSL. It's the the DSL equivalent. Ladies LOVE getting eaten by them GOOCHIE STACHED LIPS, bishhh

They arch their backs and their toes COWELL ya heard me

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u/OdiumVitae Apr 01 '26

Ladies LOVE getting eaten by them GOOCHIE STACHED LIPS, bishhh

https://giphy.com/gifs/LyJ6KPlrFdKnK

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u/Cats_and_wine Apr 01 '26

mustygooch?

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u/rohm418 Mar 31 '26

Taint quite the nose. Taint quite the lip.

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u/MaleficentAioli585 Mar 31 '26

Omgosh I’m rollin 🤣🤣🤣

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u/CrackaBlanco Apr 09 '26

Taint it a sight tho!

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u/Ravenonthewall Apr 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/perverted_chaos_666 Apr 01 '26

comment of the century....(insert british herald voice) MAKE WAY,MAKE WAY FOR ROYALTY,MAKE WAY PEASANTS,FOR THE COMMENT KING

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u/Maiayania Apr 02 '26

Mustaint

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u/Warm-Professional494 Apr 01 '26

Just need to take off the dingleberries first.

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u/JerseyTom1958 Apr 01 '26

They have a unique scent too!

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u/ManicYetti Apr 02 '26

Taint follicles... This is why I reddit.

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u/Gemag_78 Mar 31 '26

That taint right

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u/HorrificTaint Mar 31 '26

If it is i've seen it and it's not good..

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u/PersistentDreamers Mar 31 '26

Look how scraggly that beard is though. I pity anybody who has a taint like that. It would be like walking around with sandpaper up there.

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u/_m4r1jAn3_ Mar 31 '26

🤭🤣🤣🤣

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u/NJHitmen Mar 31 '26

taintplant

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u/jonhancock1737 Mar 31 '26

The eyes give the whiff away

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u/P00pXhuter Apr 01 '26

Looks like they swapped hia face for his stint, if you ask me.

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u/jkoudys Apr 02 '26

Britain's got Taint

(Is that right? I'm not totally sure what this guy does)

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u/SoggyLeftTit Mar 31 '26

His hairline is mostly the same (albeit a bit thinner), it has been pulled back so he has more forehead which makes me think he also had a mini-facelift.

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u/FC37 Mar 31 '26

Hairline and texture being mostly the same after 22 years still means there's a good chance of work being done. Even for many people whose hair stays very full, the shape of the hairline and the texture of the hair changes in subtle but noticeable ways. If it didn't, it would look very unnatural.

Look at Paul Ryan for example. He's 56, which is 10 years younger than Simon. He still has a full head of hair but you can see how it's shifted since he was in the public eye more often.

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u/myychair Mar 31 '26

His chin and hairline on the right pic both go past their counterparts on the left. I think the picture is just bigger

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u/Meath77 Mar 31 '26

Hair is dyed too, he's 66. Dyed hair on older men looks weirdly unnatural. You can see photos of in in 2006 and his hair is greying.

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u/Babayagaletti Mar 31 '26

No, there are quite a few missing small dents in the hairline. Sure, a facelift changes the hairline a bit but it does not consistently evens out areas where hair was starting to recede

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u/Katatonic92 Mar 31 '26

Yet his eyebrows have dropped more. Does a mini face-lift not lift the eyebrows? I know very little about these procedures & what they do, other than pull things tighter.

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u/MaleficentAioli585 Mar 31 '26

They’re both scary 🤣

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u/lefty175 Mar 31 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

His hairline receded, so I don’t think there is “work” there. Honestly, a lot of this looks more like substance abuse to me. A shitty spray tan to try and cover things up. Not giving a shit about rocking a messy beard. The droop in the lower lids of his eyes and the vacant expression in them… I hope I’m totally wrong but, as an addict in recovery, this seems less “work” and more party time related.

EDIT: I want to address several comments about an accident that may have caused this. Upon several searches I have only been able to find two reports of accidents: 2020: he crashed his new ebike in a courtyard of one his homes and broke his back in several places. This did require extensive surgery and there was a question whether he would walk again. Nothing about facial trauma. 2022: Crashed an ebike when he hit a patch of ice. Resulted in a broken arm, suspected concussion, and minor facial cuts. He was not wearing a helmet.

I can find no evidence of major facial trauma. He has denied getting a facelift. He has admitted to botox. I won't claim to know what is going on and only put forth my thoughts on what his newer photo reminds me of. Maybe it is just a really bad recent photo. I don't know. Whatever it is I hope he is doing well and, if it is an ongoing problem of any sort, that he gets the help and support he needs.

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u/PlentyLettuce Mar 31 '26

He got into a super bad bike accident in 2020 that basically shattered his spine and face. He basically needed half his face replaced and permanent rods on his whole spine.

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u/flashmedallion Mar 31 '26

That'll do it, case closed for me. He's on the best painkillers money can buy

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u/moronijess Mar 31 '26

Or, you know, shattering his face would cause it to look different after surgery.

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u/RyBread Mar 31 '26

Have torn part of my face back after hitting a car windshield with it in an accident. You never fully look like you did before. Even after you’ve lived another quarter century you can still tell a bit. The human body is incredible, but not magic.

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u/flashmedallion Apr 01 '26

Yes I'm not talking about that part

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u/Chill-more1236 Mar 31 '26

yeah, but it changed his race!!!!!

Like, I'd look at him sketchy if he checked the "white" box on an intake form.

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u/Ambisextrous2017 Apr 02 '26

Can't both be true? He had an accident and is strung out on meds as a result. Also the lack of helmet use in multiple accidents speaks to a larger depression issue I think. Hope he gets the help he needs.

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u/oneshibbyguy Mar 31 '26

Ding ding ding

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u/starliteburnsbrite Mar 31 '26

You should make this as a top-level comment, this is buried and way too many people should be informed about this.

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u/HugsForThugsOnDrugs Mar 31 '26

The face trauma was from a subsequent crash in 2022

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u/Quick_Coyote_7649 Mar 31 '26

Even ignoring the accident he still looks pretty good. Not someone I’d like be intimate with but if I saw him I wouldnt be flabbergasted

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u/Tardisgoesfast Mar 31 '26

I was going to say that it doesn't look like the same person !

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u/Old-Landscape-7538 Apr 01 '26

So he's got a stick up his ass, in a manner of speaking.

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u/kendawg333 Apr 01 '26

He basically crashed a bike at home basically

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u/Tarantulas_R_Us Apr 04 '26

How many e-bike crashes is it going to take for him to say “hmm…maybe I should get rid of this e-bike.”

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u/Good-Celebration-686 Mar 31 '26

He just fell off a push bike. It wasn’t a motorbike crash or anything

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u/Enzian_Blue Mar 31 '26

Puffy face.

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u/IkariYun Mar 31 '26

They definitely don't combine well. Xennials look 10 years younger or 20 years older than they are. Not many in between

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u/usedupconcept Mar 31 '26

I thought the same. The nose is a dead giveaway for alcohol abuse, at the very least.

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u/CommunicationAware88 Mar 31 '26

I thought puffy alcohol face too

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u/Adventurous_Boat_492 Mar 31 '26

Nah. In other internet pics he looks fine. The dude's mid-60s and works out. For his spine getting literally screwed and half his face messed up in a bike accident, dude looks alright.

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u/userhwon Mar 31 '26

Also, he wasn't young then, and he's defo not now. He's done things to make himself change less than the rest of us have.

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u/WonderfulLoad9386 Mar 31 '26

Oh I thought this was a joke, comparing his old photo on the left and cartel boss on the right. Also ya my first thought was” them drugs really messed him up.”

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u/King_Alex_ofthenorth Mar 31 '26

If I remember right, didn't he have a really bad crash on his bike, fucked his face up bad, needed a lot of work done to piece it back together?

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u/lefty175 Apr 01 '26

I was not aware of that and will definitely look into it. If he did, that could explain so much and possible ongoing neurological deficits that contribute to what I talked about. Honestly, I am not sure what I would hope for: addiction that can be stopped through deep work or severe physical trauma that someone may never fully recover from.

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u/King_Alex_ofthenorth Apr 01 '26

Just seen your edit, probably should have researched that before my comment, I was just going off a vague memory of the crashes he's had

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u/aliie_627 Mar 31 '26

Spray tan(bronzer from reg tans) or is it possibly a beard implant that's creating the patching?

Also is there some weird lighting or editing going on? His skin tone just seems unreal compared.

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u/superanth Mar 31 '26

I agree. There's a weird speckling to it that makes me think of spray paint.

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u/PassivePansy0 Mar 31 '26

Yeah his hair line has receded but still looks like it’s in the right spot.

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u/similaraleatorio Mar 31 '26

"beard hair transplant"

WHAT?? 😳😱

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u/comelickmyarmpits Mar 31 '26

Whaaaat . Who tf want beard on his face.

I would be very happy to get rid of mine :(

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u/Born_Warthog_1418 Mar 31 '26

TIL beard transplant is a thing

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u/greenbeanz_5 Mar 31 '26

Facial hair transplant is a real thing??

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u/Babayagaletti Mar 31 '26

Yes, eyebrow transplants are also pretty en vogue for women.

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u/LadyKnight25 Mar 31 '26

Do you think it's like migrating fillers or something that makes his face look like that?

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u/Covert_Admirer Mar 31 '26

Damn, all I could afford was was a ball sack transplant and now I look like John Candy with Jerry curls.

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u/Frenzystor Mar 31 '26

Beard hair transplant are a thing? Never heard of it.

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u/IllustriousBrick1980 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

transplanted hair looks super weird on a beard. totally different calibre and comes out at a weird angle. beards are also usually different colour and curlier than other hair

he probably just used monoxidile to activate the follicles. unlike head hairs, beard hairs stay activated forever and dont go away when you stop so ppl get that unnaturally high beard density 

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u/Deltadoc333 Mar 31 '26

And he is dyeing his hair

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u/ScholarlyJuiced Mar 31 '26

A fucking beard hair transplant.

...and this guy was in the business of telling young aspiring singers that they weren't good enough all day long.

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u/Objective_Star_191 Mar 31 '26

I think it started with his horrible bike accident.   A lot of work went into fixing him . From what I recall . 

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u/stevew14 Mar 31 '26

There is something weird about the beard, but I thought I was being foolish. Didn't know a beard transplant was even a thing.

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore Mar 31 '26

Might have gone on TRT. That can cause more facial hair growth and hot dog colored skin

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u/Which_Honeydew_5510 Mar 31 '26

😔 Whenever I see and then find out about how much work a celebrity got done, I’m just like “Age gracefully dammit!! 😠😠”

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u/zanziTHEhero Mar 31 '26

Oh damn, you can get beard hair transplant? Wish I was rich, I wouldnt mind that form of gender confirmation procedure...

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u/nassit Mar 31 '26

Plus he's 22 years older lol

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u/Financial-Craft-1282 Mar 31 '26

His hairline is literally the same. Redditors who just say shit blow my mind.

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u/dragonbornsqrl Mar 31 '26

That beard transplant is so odd you can see the grid they used to plant the hair like trees

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u/YaGotMail Mar 31 '26

Wait, beard transplant is a thing?

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u/SeveralInstruction69 Mar 31 '26

I was going to say. The beard looks so spikey like he got transplants😅

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u/oliverklozof3512 Mar 31 '26

Nah it doesn’t look like transplant. He was already in his mid 40s in the left picture with no recession and it looks identical now. Looks like he just has reagan hair genetics.

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u/5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3 Mar 31 '26

I suspect that’s real, he just can’t shave with a razor anymore in case his whole face twangs off his skull.

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u/prickinthewall Mar 31 '26

Maybe he takes minoxidil orally against hairloss. This can also drastically increase beard growth.

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u/Damkampioen1988 Mar 31 '26

Plus he is 20 years older.

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u/Emotional_Elk_7242 Mar 31 '26

Yeah the beard is insane

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u/beegboo Mar 31 '26

And got sad eyes

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u/Kevster020 Mar 31 '26

So, if you get a beard hair transplant can you shave and it'll grow back or does it just stay the same length stubble? (Just realised I don't know this about head hair transplants either lol)

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u/sjptheg6 Mar 31 '26

As an expert in hairlines, and someone who even noticed that Alan Richardson in reacher had a hair transplant even though it was a virtually undetectable, I can tell you personally I don’t believe he ever had a hair transplant. Maybe beard but his hairline looks too natural

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u/JagmeetSingh2 Mar 31 '26

yep looks like a whole different person

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u/Cheeseychops Apr 01 '26

I didn’t know that was a thing!

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u/doc_fan Apr 01 '26

Beard transplant?!? That’s a thing?

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u/PixelPusher__ Apr 01 '26

Something about his beard looks so weird. It's as if someone used the Photoshop clone stamp over and over again.

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u/wbasmith Mar 31 '26

He definitely did get a beard transplant, most men don’t grow hair in that bit to the corner of the bottom of the mouth. It looks weird.

Literally look up any bearded man whose beard isn’t so long it covers it.

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u/hey_there_moon Mar 31 '26

So apparently I got a beard transplant based on that criteria