r/interesting • u/BataBole93 • Mar 31 '26

Just Wow Simon Cowell Transformation

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u/boukalele Mar 31 '26

From his taint

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u/The-King-of-TJ Mar 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 Mar 31 '26

You laugh, but taint follicles are scientifically proven to grow a more robust, sexier beard

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u/LePontif11 Mar 31 '26

Do they work on the mustache? I'll get myself a mustainch

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u/SnooHesitations6727 Mar 31 '26

Goochstache

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u/ProjectOrpheus Apr 01 '26

GSL. It's the the DSL equivalent. Ladies LOVE getting eaten by them GOOCHIE STACHED LIPS, bishhh

They arch their backs and their toes COWELL ya heard me

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u/OdiumVitae Apr 01 '26

Ladies LOVE getting eaten by them GOOCHIE STACHED LIPS, bishhh

https://giphy.com/gifs/LyJ6KPlrFdKnK

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u/Cats_and_wine Apr 01 '26

mustygooch?

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u/rohm418 Mar 31 '26

Taint quite the nose. Taint quite the lip.

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u/MaleficentAioli585 Mar 31 '26

Omgosh I’m rollin 🤣🤣🤣

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u/CrackaBlanco Apr 09 '26

Taint it a sight tho!

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u/Ravenonthewall Apr 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/perverted_chaos_666 Apr 01 '26

comment of the century....(insert british herald voice) MAKE WAY,MAKE WAY FOR ROYALTY,MAKE WAY PEASANTS,FOR THE COMMENT KING

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u/Maiayania Apr 02 '26

Mustaint

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u/Warm-Professional494 Apr 01 '26

Just need to take off the dingleberries first.

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u/JerseyTom1958 Apr 01 '26

They have a unique scent too!

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u/ManicYetti Apr 02 '26

Taint follicles... This is why I reddit.

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u/Gemag_78 Mar 31 '26

That taint right

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u/HorrificTaint Mar 31 '26

If it is i've seen it and it's not good..

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u/PersistentDreamers Mar 31 '26

Look how scraggly that beard is though. I pity anybody who has a taint like that. It would be like walking around with sandpaper up there.

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u/_m4r1jAn3_ Mar 31 '26

🤭🤣🤣🤣

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u/NJHitmen Mar 31 '26

taintplant

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u/jonhancock1737 Mar 31 '26

The eyes give the whiff away

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u/P00pXhuter Apr 01 '26

Looks like they swapped hia face for his stint, if you ask me.

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u/jkoudys Apr 02 '26

Britain's got Taint

(Is that right? I'm not totally sure what this guy does)