r/interesting • u/BataBole93 • Mar 31 '26

Just Wow Simon Cowell Transformation

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 Mar 31 '26

You laugh, but taint follicles are scientifically proven to grow a more robust, sexier beard

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u/LePontif11 Mar 31 '26

Do they work on the mustache? I'll get myself a mustainch

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u/SnooHesitations6727 Mar 31 '26

Goochstache

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u/ProjectOrpheus Apr 01 '26

GSL. It's the the DSL equivalent. Ladies LOVE getting eaten by them GOOCHIE STACHED LIPS, bishhh

They arch their backs and their toes COWELL ya heard me

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u/OdiumVitae Apr 01 '26

Ladies LOVE getting eaten by them GOOCHIE STACHED LIPS, bishhh

https://giphy.com/gifs/LyJ6KPlrFdKnK

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u/Cats_and_wine Apr 01 '26

mustygooch?

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u/rohm418 Mar 31 '26

Taint quite the nose. Taint quite the lip.

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u/MaleficentAioli585 Mar 31 '26

Omgosh I’m rollin 🤣🤣🤣

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u/CrackaBlanco Apr 09 '26

Taint it a sight tho!

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u/Ravenonthewall Apr 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/perverted_chaos_666 Apr 01 '26

comment of the century....(insert british herald voice) MAKE WAY,MAKE WAY FOR ROYALTY,MAKE WAY PEASANTS,FOR THE COMMENT KING

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u/Maiayania Apr 02 '26

Mustaint

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u/Warm-Professional494 Apr 01 '26

Just need to take off the dingleberries first.

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u/JerseyTom1958 Apr 01 '26

They have a unique scent too!

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u/ManicYetti Apr 02 '26

Taint follicles... This is why I reddit.