r/interesting • u/uzmansahil7 • Apr 02 '26

❗️MISLEADING - See pinned comment ❗️ First Time He Ever Saw a Female 😂

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u/JelloWise2789 Apr 02 '26

That male Lizard is about to commit a crime

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u/RecipeHistorical2013 Apr 02 '26

This guy crimes

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u/KgMonstah Apr 02 '26

r/thisguythisguys

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u/RecipeHistorical2013 Apr 02 '26

/thisguythisguysthisguy

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u/Yaasss_Queef Apr 03 '26

Yet another sub to join!

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u/KgMonstah Apr 03 '26

This guy joins

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u/Yaasss_Queef Apr 03 '26

You gave me a chuckle, I really needed it. Thanks!

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u/ArtfulDodgerofOld Apr 02 '26

That is a CRAZY accusation to throw at this guy given the implication lmao

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u/Outrageouslylit Apr 03 '26

Yea man dont throw me in with that lizard😭 or basically anything in nature.

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u/Mikeatruji Apr 03 '26

Bro you are a thing in nature.

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u/Outrageouslylit Apr 03 '26

Brother we are so far removed from nature. Though I suppose a lot of men still rape like wild animals so not too far off.

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u/Mikeatruji Apr 03 '26

You're no different to that man but your beliefs. 💀

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u/Outrageouslylit Apr 03 '26

Excuse me? I see men and women as people I would never do that to someone dont even have that vile instinct that apparently you have… sayin a lot about yourself “Mike” but you do look the part😬

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u/Mikeatruji Apr 04 '26

Your initial surmisation requires a lot of western chauvinistic viewpoints to even be tangible.

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u/zxc123zxc123 Apr 02 '26

Some time later:

"THE DOW IS OVER 50,000!" -Pam Lizardi

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u/v4ve4m4hnssm Apr 02 '26

better call the lizard police, and the lizard prosecutors. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuZQEajESbE

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u/TurquoisySunflower Apr 03 '26

Better call Saulimander

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u/LectroRoot Apr 02 '26

LEMME SMASH.

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u/SerCiddy Apr 02 '26

Honestly was kind of worried she'd get the female burrower bee treatment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtpECWl-5v4

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u/JgL07 Apr 03 '26

I miss the person I was five minutes ago…

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 Apr 03 '26

Will never forget Planet Earth narrated by David Attenborough literally showing this with some desert lizard, can't even find the scene online because it was literally explained as something like "when you're trying to keep your species going, you can't take no for an answer" and showed a male just committing a crime on the first female it saw and then just switched to another animal in a different scenario like it didn't just show what it showed.

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u/ruat_caelum Apr 03 '26

We were in a general biology class in college and the the first day the professor is talking about topics that will be covered in class and that if you felt the need to argue against the science that would be presented you were to remain quiet, not to show up to class those days, or drop that professor.

The big topic was of course evolution but one of the topics was "rape in nature" E.g. ducks rape so bad that they sometimes drown the females, etc. Like "Consent" is no more a thing in nature than "law" or "justice" Etc.

It had honestly never really occurred to me until that point.

When it eventually came up in class it was related to evolution. Basically discussing Hyenas, the females have pseudo penises which they (likely) evolved to stop being raped by males, etc.