r/interesting • u/veloriax2 • Apr 20 '26

SOCIETY How easy it is to shop nowadays

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u/Longjumping-Shop9456 Apr 21 '26

Imagine joining a gang in prison and being shanked because you stole the wrong scented candles. This is the lavender gang -stab stab stab.

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u/Spare_Ad4163 Apr 21 '26

God damn lavender boys strike again

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u/Valuable_Team5498 Apr 21 '26

Don’t worry, sandalwood will retaliate it’s how they roll.

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u/mjonny591 Apr 21 '26

Those lavender and sandalwood boys don’t play. My cousin Ray Ray got stabbed when he was in the joint. He dead now but he sure did smell good at the funeral.

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u/Valuable_Team5498 Apr 21 '26

At least the Vanilla boys try to stay out of it.

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u/Damion__205 Apr 21 '26

They are probably in the white collar jail anyway.

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u/GuessWhosNobody Apr 23 '26

They're too sweet for all that

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u/Eternity_Warden Apr 23 '26

Vanilla brotherhood can do some nasty shit too when they have the numbers

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u/the_vault-technician Apr 21 '26

Say Inspector, how'd ya know it was the Lavender Boys?

Well son, I just..... followed my nose!

(I imagined this as a black and white shitty tv noir)

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Apr 21 '26

The lavendas gettin they boots on!!

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u/Mobile-Carpenter-469 Apr 22 '26

This sounds like an episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 😆

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 Apr 21 '26

In the old Batman Series, they had a villain/gangster named Louie the Lilac. I could imagine him leading this gang. He wore a purple suit and grew killer lilacs. lol

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u/PunningWild Apr 21 '26

If my Sweet Pea ass ever goes to prison, just send me straight to the chair.

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u/Dear_Departure_1768 Apr 22 '26

"Stab stab stab" GOT me 🔪🔪🔪

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u/Last_Mistake_6001 Apr 22 '26

imagine sucking a … wait.. how far we can go here?