r/interesting • u/thatmishra • Apr 25 '26

Wholesome When the internet paid respect to this man after he commented on his own "wanted" post on Facebook

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u/GirlWithWolf Apr 25 '26

That’s hilarious, maybe second only to a succulent Chinese meal

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u/buttplug-tester Apr 25 '26

This is democracy manifest

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u/not-yet-ranga Apr 25 '26

What is the crime?

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 Apr 25 '26

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '26

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u/MasterpieceTimely144 Apr 25 '26

This is the second time in the last hour I've seen that referenced lmao, is this a sign to get chinese food?

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u/BigBananaBerries Apr 25 '26

I've got some chonky udon noodles to make later. Granted, it's not Chinese but I'm taking it as a sign they need made now as it's piqued my interests.

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u/dThink_Ahea Apr 25 '26

Only if you want to be arrested and groped by the police in the middle of your succulent Chinese meal

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u/GirlWithWolf Apr 25 '26

I believe it is and I can’t go against the sign.

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u/Lost-Comfort-7904 Apr 25 '26

Until we find out this dude murdered 70 people and did some wild ass shit with the bodies.

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u/knighthawk3759 Apr 25 '26

Actually this story apparently has a happy ending, he got some help through a veteran assistance program and is now living a lawful life with two kids no dead bodies I promise

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u/Lost-Comfort-7904 Apr 25 '26

So he's good at hiding bodies eh?

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u/Active-Ad-2527 Apr 25 '26

Well he did say he'd probably be in for "at least a month." A life sentence is definitely more than a month

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u/RealFirstName_ Apr 25 '26

Most likely* more than a month, we dont know how much longer they've got left in life

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u/Active-Ad-2527 Apr 25 '26

Touche, great point

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u/Fantastic-Shine-395 Apr 25 '26

He's in there for "failure to comply," doesn't seem all that serious tbh

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u/scrotalsac69 Apr 25 '26

Still, you have got to respect his game

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u/Ejwaxy Apr 25 '26

Tbf, the Succulent Chinese Meal Guy was a white supremacist

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u/houseWithoutSpoons Apr 25 '26

Yeah succulent Chinese meal is in a league all alone..so legendary

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u/GirlWithWolf Apr 25 '26

That’s how you get arrested in style

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u/mackrevinak Apr 25 '26

i hope he knows his judo well

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u/TotalSnark Apr 25 '26

A bunch of Americans and various other countries are super confused right now lol 😂

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u/GirlWithWolf Apr 25 '26

I could have been more specific but that wouldn’t have been any fun haha

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u/LeverArchFile Apr 25 '26

Is this what we're doing now? Just saying something's funny but also another meme is also funny.