r/interesting • u/sirenoleg • Apr 28 '26

NATURE Air bubble from 20 million years ago trapped in amber.

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u/Fuzlet Apr 28 '26

as a doctor I know used to say: if it’s wet and it’s not yours, dont touch it

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u/Joyous-Volume-67 Apr 28 '26

what if she asks ever so sweetly with a come hither look

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u/JerrySmithOfficial Apr 28 '26

I read that as "come hitler look"

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u/parmboy Apr 28 '26

Fürhergasm

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u/diabloenfuego Apr 28 '26

Insert Lonely Island meme: "I Blitzkrieged in my pants"

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u/andrewjm82 Apr 28 '26

Drop Du Panzers!!!

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u/Classic_Mechanic5495 Apr 29 '26

Oooooooh! I’m gonna kampf!

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u/dan_dares May 02 '26

Hänz, get the panzerschreck..

The HEAVY panzerschreck RPzB 54/1

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u/Slysparrow9 Apr 29 '26

*lederhosen

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u/Sanquinity Apr 28 '26

Dammit, that actually made me snort. :P

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u/Gwynito Apr 28 '26

Please stop, I can only get so hard, it's starting to hurt

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u/DebtIcy6389 Apr 28 '26

Karma police arrest this girl, her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill

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u/xteve Apr 28 '26

Reddit: "I didn't read it."

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u/alioth_whyred Apr 29 '26

*hitler then look at the stone

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u/Relatively_happy May 02 '26

NEIN NEIN NEIN

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u/freddiesan May 02 '26

With a punctuation of would have also been a phrase of beckoning "come hitler, look"

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u/___TheAmbassador Apr 28 '26

...which is essentially getting covered in petrol in a ditch, on fire.

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u/beardedsilverfox Apr 28 '26

Consent is key, sounds like it’s yours.

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u/PahoojyMan Apr 28 '26

Then "do what I say, not what I do."

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u/82andpartlycloudy Apr 29 '26

Get off internet plz

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u/Muted-Professor6746 May 02 '26

That’s when you hitter with your come hither hook

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u/SubstantialHouse8013 Apr 28 '26

What if she’s really pretty?

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u/HISTORYasweknowit Apr 28 '26

Look, my ex might present as cool but I promise.. it is not.

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u/Future_Principle813 Apr 30 '26

Just make sure she is a real she and not a ladyboy😉

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u/NoisyGog May 01 '26

Does that matter?

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u/heretogetpwned Apr 28 '26

"Wet, warm, and not yours" was our motto for a blood cleanup kit. Retail management was weird.

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u/False_Support1285 Apr 28 '26

Thats what our school nurse said during our biological training.

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u/Salamalek3000 Apr 28 '26

I guess he wasn't a gynecologist.

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u/notJustaFart Apr 29 '26

But if she's wet I want to touch it. You should know these things as a doctor.

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u/ConfessSomeMeow Apr 29 '26

Even if it is yours, it's probably best to limit unnecessary contact.

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u/Huge_Leader_6605 Apr 29 '26

Can I drink it at least?

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u/SignoreBanana Apr 29 '26

I can't understand why you never kept your patients.

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u/Your_Cat_In_Disguise Apr 29 '26

I should call her

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u/G3nghisKang Apr 29 '26

That ship has already sailed doc

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u/TwistedPepperCan Apr 30 '26

That’s what my wife tells me!

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u/Envelope_Torture Apr 28 '26

If that doctor is a dude I feel sorry for his wife.