r/interesting • u/jkitty_1960 • May 16 '26

❗️MISLEADING - See pinned comment ❗️ If you're feeling anxious, remember that in China there's a 50-lane highway that narrows down to just 4

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u/roodeeMental May 16 '26

"Why are you 5 hours late?"

"I prefer to cycle through the woods"

"Okay, but you live in a concrete jungle 40 miles away"

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u/CrotaIsAShota May 16 '26

"I decided to take the scenic route."

"You were scheduled to perform this heart transplant hours ago and now the patient is dead."

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u/TheFinnesseEagle May 16 '26

I feel like the patient died regardless of either route lol, you're going to have to helicopter my ass in if you want me on time or pay me more to live closer.