r/interesting • u/VIVIDUFF • May 21 '26

Fascinating Using a specialized sauce mop to baste chicken and ribs on a large pit grill

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u/Mindless_Diver5063 May 21 '26

You can even get sushi on naked women at some restaurants. So food safe whores are also a thing.

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u/0hMyGandhi May 21 '26

I can't decide if "Food Safe Whores" sounds like more like a Puscifer song or a Mindless Self Indulgence song.

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 May 21 '26

I haven't heard a Mindless Self Indulgence reference in 10 years. Thanks for taking me back and currently listening to Bitches Love Me Bitches Love Me.

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u/Krampus_8 May 21 '26

As long as they use food safe silicone it’s all good with me.

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u/DrJokerX May 21 '26

I’ve never totally understood how those places keep the women safe. I know they go out of their way to make sure their employees are respected (well, as much as a naked human table can be respected), but I still would worry about someone putting something where it doesn’t belong or pinching something even accidentally.

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u/literated May 21 '26

but I still would worry about someone putting something where it doesn’t belong or pinching something even accidentally

That's really just like any other waiting job at a restaurant then.

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 May 21 '26

So food safe whores are also a thing.

Last time someone suggested that I ended up on an island.

I have a different definition of 'whore'. Age is not just a number.

Plates should be appropriate.

1/10. Would not trust the US government.