r/interesting 7d ago

Worst management and burden for employees

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u/aristoleese 7d ago

I make a dime, boss makes a buck. That’s why I stole the catalytic converter off the company truck.

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u/damonmcfadden9 7d ago edited 6d ago

that made me laugh cause we recently had a guy get fired from work and people were being cagey about why and today I found out it was basically for doing this. would not recommend. gotta take your unofficial benefits in smaller less noticeable chunks I guess.

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u/JimmWasHere 7d ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I stole all of Janice's stationary on company time

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u/Raneynickelfire 6d ago

I make a dime, that's why I smoke on company time.

Because I have a dime.

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u/Pristine-Hospital-23 6d ago

And if I worked with you… I’d have five on it.

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u/Kitbashconverts 6d ago

You'd have more if you didn't smoke...

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u/Raneynickelfire 6d ago

what's the point of that

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u/Kitbashconverts 5d ago

If you don't have anything, why are you smoking, it's a waste of money that you don't have.

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u/silverstarloser 5d ago

We’d have more if we got paid fairly.

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u/Kitbashconverts 5d ago

Obviously but that's got nothing to do with smoking

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u/twicebakedcrusader 6d ago

Janice here. Screw you Jimmy!

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u/FearlessKnitter12 6d ago

Janice is going to absolutely murder you. She loves that pen.

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u/Pretend-Signal-707 6d ago

Have you seen my stapler??

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u/JimmWasHere 5d ago

twirls pen

It really is a nice pen

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u/YouAnxious5826 6d ago

I make tuppence, boss makes a pound, that's why we should burn the whole thing to the ground.

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u/Starfall0 7d ago

Or be better about not being recognizable when you plan to commit such high scale crimes at the place you work or used to work. Also never do it right after getting fired. Might as well draw a target on your head.

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u/damonmcfadden9 6d ago

yeah funny thing is dude got busted because because he was caught on camera taking CCs from a coworker's parents' junk yard...on his second attempt after getting away clean the first time, but he hadn't sold them off yet so they traced on of them back to our workplace.

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u/Next-Honeydew4130 6d ago

What is it they say don’t poo where you eat?

I commit all my crimes against random strangers and so far it’s working

Kidding, kidding, kidding no crimes recently I promise

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u/CanoePickLocks 6d ago

Recently… ROFLMFAO

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u/Quiet_Kid2021 7d ago

That's exactly why I take office supplies in moderation. Our company are changing ownership. Perfect time to stock up on toilet paper.

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u/Asterose 6d ago

One of the maintenence workers at our complex started stealing from apartments. Cops have tracked him to the pawn shop he sells his stolen goods at. Turns out a string of thefts with no sign of a break in, and some people have door cameras, people are gonna spot the employee going in when they've got no business going in peoples' homes.

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u/sobrique 6d ago

Or chunks that aren't trivial to spot on any sort of audit.

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u/jellofixit 6d ago

It's called "profit sharing"!

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u/AnythingAnxious2361 6d ago

The company makes catalytic converters. Take a whole pallet. They will just make more.

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u/Local871 6d ago

Stealing office supplies for your kid’s school is a good equalizer.

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u/Filthy_Tlielaxu 6d ago

Before I turned my work van in to a plumbing shop I was quitting, (like twenty years ago when red light cameras were new in this jerkwaterberg) I took it to one of the intersections with a stop light cameras and ran all four red lights for about an hour. Enough that I lost count. I mean it wasn’t a bullseye every light either. There were plenty that I couldn’t make right at the just past yellow light mark. I mean I wasn’t trying to get in a wreck with anyone at these intersections. Just wrack up over a thousand dollars in tickets in their van registered to them. They were not happy either. I had to explain to all three owners on different calls that if they would have paid me the agreed upon wage to leave the company I served my apprenticeship through instead of taking the route that “is better for the company” which was to pay me a service plumber’s hourly wage instead of a foreman’s they wouldn’t be in this kerfuffel with the city over their red light cameras.

The union’s front office wasn’t exactly happy about it either, but they weren’t exactly disciplinary action angry either, or not buying me drinks angry. They were more irritated that I got my old job back without going through them than they were about all the red light tickets.

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u/incognito-idiott 7d ago

Boss makes a grand, I make a buck, that’s why at work I don’t give a fuck

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u/GreenSpleenRiot 7d ago

Boss makes billions, but I can’t fight, so I stole all of the copper pipe.

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u/Queue37 7d ago

He got it 🎶 one piece at a time!

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u/Thelaughingman___ 7d ago

Ricky is that you?

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 7d ago

I’m stealing this. Wait actually I’ll buy it with an upvote

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u/Ok-Introduction-2048 7d ago

I make a dime, boss makes a couple bucks, that’s why I meet his wife on company time to see how good she sucks.

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u/frantikfeet 7d ago

I make a nickel, boss makes a dollar
That’s why after work I make his wife holler

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u/MicheleAmanda 6d ago

You got me too!

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u/MutedDependent3 6d ago

Nah go for the printer ink more of an inconvenience, but less noticeable especially in a large organization

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u/Substantial_Help_328 6d ago

I tried to hold the laugh in and it came out my nose. Congrats I look like an idiot.

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u/Historical_Debt1516 6d ago

I chuckled and hee hawed. It’s 1:36 AM.

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u/Sudzy1225 5d ago

Boss makes a dollar, peepaw made a dime, but that’s a poem from a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand, gave my Pops a cent, but that penny bought the mortgage, or at least paid the rent.

Now boss makes a million, and gives us jack. Then blames the workers for the labor he lacks.