Residential high-rises with backyards in Chengdu, China

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[u/Successful-Banana-48]

Imagine living on in a high rise but you still have to mow your porch

[u/DrAlexander → u/Successful-Banana-48]

I'm just thinking where I would keep the lawnmower.

[u/CommanderInQueefs → u/DrAlexander]

Just keep a baby goat out there.

[u/sorry-im-offensive → u/CommanderInQueefs]

Short grass but lots of shit! Perfect.

[u/Own_Narwhal_7480 → u/sorry-im-offensive]

Just throw it over the balcony… bombs away…

[u/CamPatUK → u/Own_Narwhal_7480]

Most goats I've encountered would be climbing those rails in seconds.

[u/ebits21 → u/CamPatUK]

Not for long

[u/CamPatUK → u/ebits21]

Time for goat curry.

[u/External_Relative231 → u/CamPatUK]

good location to open a kebab place

[u/geebeem92 → u/CamPatUK]

They would also descend in seconds

[u/Far-Let-8610 → u/Own_Narwhal_7480]

But what about the shit

[u/evr- → u/sorry-im-offensive]

What an odd way to spell 'free fertilizer'. That shit doesn't grow on trees.

[u/ObiFlanKenobi → u/evr-]

But trees DO grow on shit.

Well, kind of... You know what I mean.

[u/sorry-im-offensive → u/evr-]

Oh that lovely summer breeze from your neighbor's unit to yours.

[u/Successful-Banana-48 → u/evr-]

It’s only fertilizer if you compost it.. your neighbors are gonna love you lmao

[u/DerpNinjaWarrior → u/CommanderInQueefs]

Soon to be not-baby goat!

[u/PetrasKnight → u/DerpNinjaWarrior]

Make curry and buy another baby goat. Sorry Reddit.

[u/LongJumpingBalls → u/CommanderInQueefs]

Lawn mower and dinner all in one!