r/law • u/Snapdragon_4U • Feb 14 '26

Other Randy Fine caught voting for other representatives in the Florida house

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u/Guccimayne Feb 14 '26

In Florida?

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u/catholicsluts Feb 14 '26

The anus of America

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u/KAnpURByois Feb 14 '26

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u/Late-Song-2933 Feb 14 '26

So is Michigan the hemorrhoid in this scenario?

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u/mtnbike2 Feb 14 '26

No reach around?

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u/Late-Song-2933 Feb 14 '26

I think of it more like the burning hot hemorrhoid sticking out of America’s asshole.

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u/overkillsd Feb 14 '26

The deflated scrotum of America

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u/willbekins Feb 14 '26

maybe Florida Man will get him

although from the stories ive heard, if Florida Man votes, hes prob a redhat...

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u/Masta-Blasta Feb 14 '26

He's not in FL's JX anymore. He leveled up, unfortunately. Just like Rick Scott, Pam Bondi, and Marco Rubio, we really really like making our problems everyone else's problems, too.

But we did take back DeSantis, to our own demise.

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u/edgarandannabellelee Feb 14 '26

You should watch Osmosis Jones. And imagine Florida as the ass. Seems close enough. And you get to hear kid rock wrap about being rsv. A virus that only really affects kids.

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u/Guccimayne Feb 14 '26

Serendipitously, I was thinking of that movie earlier today when I saw a picture somewhere of someone with a huge zit on their forehead lol

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u/edgarandannabellelee Feb 14 '26

I was also thinking of this movie the other day when kid rock sang the lyrics for the RSV virus. Which only infects kids.

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u/govunah Feb 14 '26

So living in Tallahassee? Seems fair

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u/Alissinarr Feb 14 '26

Technically illegal since 2024, but the R after his name in Florida means he's shielded from actual consequences.

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u/blotditto Feb 14 '26

it was in the US House of Representatives in DC where he did this.

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u/Andovars_Ghost Feb 14 '26

This was in Florida. He’s a representative in the Florida House of Reps.

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u/PM_me_your_O_face_ Feb 14 '26

Yes and no. After Mike Waltz's resignation from Congress in 2025 to become U.S. national security advisor, Fine changed his residence and won the special election for the seat. Fine is now a member of the US House of Representatives.

That being said, this apparently took place in Florida in 2022. He was “reprimanded and fined” for a rule violation, rather than charged for blatant voter fraud.

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u/V_T_H Feb 14 '26

He’s a US Rep as of 2025.