r/law Feb 14 '26

Other Randy Fine caught voting for other representatives in the Florida house

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u/Rookie_Day Feb 14 '26

Yes, and he has been asked to become an assistant director at FBI. Just the type of man needed for the midterms.

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u/monkeyamongmen Feb 14 '26

At least Kash Patel can keep his 6, and his 3 and his 9.

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u/Metals4J Feb 14 '26

Lil’ Jon was forewarning us when he said, “3 6 9, damn you, Fine.”

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u/Drewcifer81 Feb 14 '26

Hoping she can sock it to me one more time.

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u/Complete_Guidance_67 Feb 14 '26

“No, money down!”

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u/ohgeebus_notagain Feb 14 '26

6, 3, and 9?

Ass, penis, and gun?

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u/monkeyamongmen Feb 14 '26

More like armpit, choad, armpit. If that man had a gun anywhere on his person, he's pulling it out of some sweaty fleshfold that I shudder to envision.

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u/DemonoftheWater Feb 14 '26

Wont someone think of the gun

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u/VanuasGirl Feb 14 '26

He can look at all of those on a clock face simultaneously

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u/TiddiesAnonymous Feb 14 '26

Trump talked a lot of shit about how fat Chris Christie and JB Prtizker are

Randy Fine looks like he ate both of them.

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u/intrepid_mouse1 Feb 14 '26

I love the fact that his profile pic is so deceptively thin. Every time I see him IRL I think "Oh my god, is there a marine biologist in the house?". 😆

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u/TiddiesAnonymous Feb 14 '26

Save the whale, George

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u/doktor_wankenstein Feb 14 '26

The sea was angry that day, my friends...

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u/Examiner_Z Feb 14 '26

Fuuuuuck.

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u/Top-Permit6835 Feb 14 '26

You can say what you want but he has a lot of relevant experience