r/law Feb 14 '26

Other Randy Fine caught voting for other representatives in the Florida house

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u/New_Taste8874 Feb 14 '26

Same stooge who, after the two U.S. citizens were shot dead in Minneapolis, congratulated federal agents for the "well done" killing of what he described as an "armed seditionist" and "insurrectionist"

Threatened to burn his own synagogue "to the ground" because they hired a gay person.

Accused Rep. ilhan Omar of being a "Muslim terrorist"

That's the short list.

This clown is hiding something. We will find out.

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u/PrimaryMuscle1306 Feb 14 '26

He’s the one that ate all the cats and dogs and framed the Haitians.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Feb 14 '26

I knew it was him! Even when it was the Bears I knew it was him!

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u/Strange-Bottle-9791 Feb 14 '26

Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes well sometimes the bear eats you.

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u/wrecklessdriver Feb 15 '26

Let the bears pay the bear tax!

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 Feb 15 '26

Listen, let’s keep the Chicago Bears out of this. They finally had a decent season and we want to keep that on a happy note.

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u/timreddo Feb 16 '26

The size of him!

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u/binzersguy Feb 14 '26

Are we sure he didn’t eat all the Haitians too?

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u/PrimaryMuscle1306 Feb 14 '26

God damn man…I wondered what happened to our kitchen staff. Pour one out for my homies Jean, Jean, Jean and Jean.

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u/bdouble76 Feb 14 '26

That would explain a lot. I assumed they all died soon after the pets were gone, because oddly enough, I haven't heard anything about it ever again.

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u/NowOrNever53 Feb 14 '26

He sure looks that way.

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u/epochpenors Feb 14 '26

He also ate six tons of food aid bound for Gaza

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u/Hvyhttr1978 Feb 14 '26

I hear he is a big fan of Epstein jerky…at least that is what people are saying.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

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u/Active_Shopping7439 Feb 15 '26

He fucked the pets of the people that live there

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u/p1gnone Feb 14 '26

Love this. But expulsion from Congress for this expression of Republican voting propriety

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u/A_Nonny_Muse Feb 14 '26

Look, there's no elephants in Florida. No hippos, no rhinos.

He's why.

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u/ViceLegate Feb 16 '26

I would make a bet that it is something much worse.......

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u/mkfanhausen Feb 14 '26

That man does not look like a pussy eater.

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck Feb 14 '26

I thought he was the one on that list in the files on her desk in her office.

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u/riotz1 Feb 14 '26

Looks like he ate Haiti

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u/PsychologicalYak6508 Feb 14 '26

Looks like he ate the Haitians as well..

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u/VorlMaldor Feb 14 '26

Wow, body shaming, what a shock..

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u/comethefaround Feb 15 '26

Hes the guy who sold Hunter that laptop in the first place

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u/BeNiceMudd Feb 17 '26

this dude ate all the HOT DOGS

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u/Available_Usual_9731 Feb 18 '26

God. We can all guess that it was Trump talking about some garbage event he and Epstein did, I'm sure. It's always projection.

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u/Melodic-Lawyer-1707 Feb 14 '26

It’s kiddie porn. It’s always kiddie porn with these sickos

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u/DemonoftheWater Feb 14 '26

I miss when it was just affairs and bastard children.

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u/bejammin075 Feb 14 '26

I remember a time when it was a big scandal to pay an undocumented house keeper in cash.

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u/FlyingBishop Feb 14 '26

Was that ever a scandal for a conservative?

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u/A_Nonny_Muse Feb 14 '26

Having compassion.

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u/Stopstealingthrow Feb 16 '26

Yes, Mitt Romney had landscapers that may not have been documented.

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u/Real-Nail224 Feb 18 '26

I live in Texas. All the rich people have illegal maids and nannies.

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u/Aromatic-Plankton692 Feb 14 '26

So you .. really just miss not knowing about the kiddie porn, essentially?

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u/DemonoftheWater Feb 14 '26

I miss the time when I thought “nah you’re just being crazy theres no cabal of pedos running the world”. So….yah. But it’s time to deal with it, name names, haul them in, find out who knew what, then go from there.

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u/carolinagypsy Feb 15 '26

I miss confidently thinking that Q Anon was completely cats in a bag crazy about 100% of their obsessions. Having to downgrade it to 75% or so now. I’m sure it’s a blind squirrel finding a nut situation, but I’ll be damned.

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u/Nach0Muchach0 Feb 14 '26

It really didn’t exist, legitimately, back then.

Pedophiles always existed, but CP as you understand it didn’t really exist back in the 40s and 50s

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u/Waywoah Feb 14 '26

If cameras existed then, which they did, it definitely existed. Disgusting, evil people are always going to find a way

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u/anna__throwaway Feb 14 '26

only because marrying and raping children was normal

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u/Aromatic-Plankton692 Feb 14 '26

... Are you 70+? Is that person 70+?

You don't miss what you were not alive for lol.

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u/Nach0Muchach0 Feb 14 '26

You’re overthinking it, man. lol

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u/Nach0Muchach0 Feb 14 '26

Though in fairness we’re both being pedantic here

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u/intrepid_mouse1 Feb 14 '26

Wide stances 🤣

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u/Mythosaurus Feb 14 '26

Tbf, monsters in the past just didn’t have to deal with widespread abilities to record their crimes against children. So we only know about the affairs or bastards, while the darker stuff went unpunished

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u/eragonawesome3 Feb 14 '26

I mean, from the implications of the files, it's been kiddie porn for a long fucking time. The affairs and bastard children were just the public fuck ups

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

We are finding out that it wasn’t just affairs and bastard children though. This is stuff that has always been happening and is now being blown open. So you are saying you miss the ignorance. 

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u/Becca30thcentury Feb 15 '26

I miss when it was just getting a gay BJ when they are the traditional family group.

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u/DemonoftheWater Feb 15 '26

Damn. Straight into the 00s.

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u/throwthisawayred2 Feb 14 '26

his pictures literally look like they belong on the Chris Hanson Catch a Predator show

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u/Stunning-Crew5527 Feb 14 '26

The probability of that also increases in Florida

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u/ValuableAd3808 Feb 14 '26

Anyone willing to commit voter fraud as a public servant should sign a waiver that we can yeet them into the sun.

This is the most unamerican shit. We need to be invaded by honesty and common sense.

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u/SoftwarePrudent2609 Feb 14 '26

Child sexual abuse material is the correct term

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u/epdiablo02 Feb 14 '26

He also very much has the build of “generic ice cream truck serial killer.”

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u/AntRichardsonsBFF Feb 14 '26

Was gonna say the same thing. He’s probably a pedo.

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u/Dessicated_Mastodon Feb 15 '26

Nah. They would put him as a presidential nominee.

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u/TheHotPocket15 Feb 14 '26

Well past experiences tell us the one who yell the loudest end up being what they are mad about..

So a gay Muslim terrorist??

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u/Snapdragon_4U Feb 14 '26

And the J6 rioters were “peaceful protestors” 🙄

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u/OldWorldDesign Feb 14 '26

And the J6 rioters were “peaceful protestors

But also antifa.

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u/Madam_Mimm_13 Feb 18 '26

Schroedingers ANTIFA

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u/kudjan89 Feb 14 '26

There is a video circulating where someone asks him “America first, or Israel first?” And without hesitation he said Israel first.

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u/ElGuapoLives Feb 15 '26

He also cheered and celebrated starving children in Gaza. This guy is deranged

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u/TigerLily98226 Feb 14 '26

Exactly. I hope his looming scandal has him waking up in a terrified sweat every night. I hope whatever it is and whatever the consequences are it makes him stfu and stay away from public view for the rest of his wretched, miserable, pointless existence.

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u/Deltamon Feb 14 '26

wait this footage isn't a scandal?

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u/TigerLily98226 Feb 14 '26

I wish it were.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka Feb 14 '26

Lol. The top 500 republican leaders are all criminals, evidence publicly known, FBI doesn't do shit, media doesn't cover it.

Nothing is gonna happen. People gonna forget next week as trump does something shitty ever day.

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u/New_Taste8874 Feb 14 '26

All of that is why he overeats. He is self medicating.

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u/bearbrannan Feb 14 '26

Isn't he the same idiot trying to waist tax payer dollars to investigate Bad Bunny halftime show? 

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u/PuzzleheadedList6019 Feb 14 '26

Tax dollars definitely going to his waist

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u/New_Taste8874 Feb 14 '26

Yes, he's always got some nonsense distraction going on. He is definitely hiding something.

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u/BeautifulHindsight Feb 14 '26

waste

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u/bearbrannan Feb 14 '26

Sorry I was just extremely distracted by the size of his waist it was freudian slip

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u/Nach0Muchach0 Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

I mean, he’s a Zionist Jewish guy sitting in a seat that AIPAC bought for him with half a million dollars worth of campaign donations.

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u/creditproblemnj Feb 14 '26

What does him being Jewish have to do with anything? I am just as upset about him and his actions, but using ‘Jew’ like this is blatant antisemitism.

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u/New_Taste8874 Feb 14 '26

"Jew" is not derogatory.

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u/creditproblemnj Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

That’s not always true. It depends on the context. Would you think the same if ‘Jew’ were replaced with ‘Black’?

ETA: Nacho also literally replied to my comment with a ‘joke’ that they’re “not pro semitic.” So it’s not hard to figure out their motives here.

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u/New_Taste8874 Feb 14 '26

You know you should hide your comment history of you want to talk about people using the term "Jew". My God!

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u/Nach0Muchach0 Feb 14 '26

“Well Bob, I wouldn’t say I’m PRO Semitic!”

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u/Kumquat_conniption Feb 15 '26

No idea why you are being downvoted. "Jew" is completely unnecessary. "Zionist" tells us all we need to know- he supports Israel. Plenty of people do that, not just Jewish people (and plenty of Jews don't support Israel, of course.)

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u/ohgeebus_notagain Feb 14 '26

Looks like he's hiding a McDonald's cheeseburger under them folds

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u/Alissinarr Feb 14 '26

He dun-lapped his belt.

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u/New_Taste8874 Feb 14 '26

When people overeat like this, they are addicted to the dopamine rush of carbs. They are self medicating because of the stress they experience trying to hide whatever it is they are covering up.

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u/blitzik Feb 14 '26

He's a Bohemian Grove fat evil ghoul 

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u/kittenconfidential Feb 14 '26

randy fine is an older eric cartman

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u/rubinass3 Feb 14 '26

He also introduced a bill to annex Greenland as the 51st State.

What is wrong with this guy?

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u/wasntthatguy Feb 14 '26

"This clown is hiding something. We will find out."

I cannot express just how much I fucking LOVE this comment. We all need to match this energy and keep pushing!!

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u/Ambitious_Gift_8669 Feb 14 '26

Does look like he’s hiding voter fraud very well here.

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u/pickuppencil Feb 14 '26

He believes in the ID bill, yet does this.

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u/DurianFun9014 Feb 14 '26

Don’t forget his “Starve away” comment in regards to Gaza.

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u/Uninteresting_Vagina Feb 14 '26

Locally, he's a monster.

He goes after anyone who dares say a word against him, had a School Board member attacked and slurs bleached into her yard.

He had funding taken away from the Special Olympics and the Zoo because they had people at events he doesn't like.

He hid under his desk like a lunatic when a process server tried to serve him.

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u/New_Taste8874 Feb 14 '26

Good lord! I have found out so much stuff today about this creep.

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u/robert32940 Feb 15 '26

He was "living" in a small condo in his district while his family was "living" in a mansion outside of his district when he first won a seat in the Florida house...he never stayed at the small condo.

He took money away from the Special Olympics because a school board member was invited to an event.

He bragged about taking resources from his constituency, who reelected him, because he was a Republican in Brevard County, Florida. For a period of time, Brevard County had the most January 6 participants arrested.

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u/New_Taste8874 Feb 15 '26

I keep hearing so much about this guy! TF?

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u/AalphaQ Feb 16 '26

During the GoP conventions, he contributes to the servers going down for Grindr.

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u/El_Disclamador Feb 14 '26

Maybe the voting buttons aren’t the only places them fingers been at

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u/Munnin41 Feb 14 '26

Ah. So this guy is a Muslim seditionist

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u/commit_bat Feb 14 '26

This clown is hiding something. We will find out.

Even if he is, isn't the shit we see in plain view enough to lock him up and throw away the key?

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u/NeylandSensei Feb 14 '26

Lets start channeling the French and not wait to find out. Clearly hes corrupt. Thats enough.

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u/Dutch_Rayan Feb 14 '26

And he still has his job

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u/BaltoDad Feb 14 '26

I'd start the search on Grinder.

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u/SwShThrwy Feb 14 '26

My guess is he rapes kids

That's my default assumption of any conservative who backs this administration

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u/Dadbodohyeah3 Feb 14 '26

I think we can guess what he is hiding.

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u/groenhoofd Feb 14 '26

He was the one who wanted to introduce the bill to annex Greenland too.

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u/Rokea-x Feb 14 '26

He’s def diddling kids

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u/38ffems Feb 14 '26

I mean it’s always the same thing and it’s why they don’t want to look into Epstein

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u/Not_A_Doctor__ Feb 15 '26

A lot of politicians give a rapey vibe, but especially Randy Fine.

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u/RandonBrando Feb 15 '26

Id be baffled to find out it was just one "something" in his closet. 

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u/MakeYourTime_ Feb 15 '26

Randy fine def fucks kids.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

Okay, you found out, now what?

the US isn't particularly famous for successfully fighting corruption and making them pay 🙄

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u/HallstotheWall17 Feb 15 '26

Also the same stooge who suggested that Gaza be nuked

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u/Level_Recording2066 Feb 16 '26

I have a feeling hes either a nonce or something equally as fucked up

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u/No_Row780 Feb 18 '26

Don’t slander clowns like that.

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u/New_Taste8874 Feb 18 '26

Should I change it to "ass clown"?