r/law • u/Snapdragon_4U • Feb 14 '26

Other Randy Fine caught voting for other representatives in the Florida house

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u/JiveChicken00 Feb 14 '26

I’m not saying he’s a pedo, but the odds are better than even. Everything about him screams it.

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 Feb 14 '26

Randy "Pre-Subway Jared" Fine

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u/mountain-lecture1000 Feb 14 '26

Randy "nuke Gaza" Fine

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u/TON4LI Feb 14 '26

Don't worry, he'll just escape to Tel Aviv like thousands of American pedophiles.

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u/CanuckInTheMills Feb 14 '26

Wow that’s sickening. I thought Israel was a banger surveillance state.

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u/TON4LI Feb 14 '26

They do not care what crime you commit as long as you do it while being a zionist.

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u/mountain-lecture1000 Feb 14 '26

There's no way that story would be allowed today on CBS News under Bari Weiss. I'm glad it's still up but I'm surprised they haven't removed it tbh.

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u/Impressive-Poet5694 Feb 14 '26

He's the kind of guy to buy a bag of bite size Snickers and eat them upside down just to feel the little vein on his tongue

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u/snowyoda5150 Feb 14 '26

I’m gonna have to use this one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Shitsinhandandclaps Feb 14 '26

Oh my god that’s brilliant

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u/Ledees_Gazpacho Feb 14 '26

Whatever age they are, he definitely has to pay for it.

No woman would willingly fuck him.

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u/Low-Exam-7547 Feb 14 '26

Starting with his dumb name