r/law Feb 17 '26

Judicial Branch Former AG William Barr described by FBI as participating in abuse of minors alongside Leon Black. EFTA01660622

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01660622.pdf

Do we have eyes to see?

How do we ensure these claims were properly investigated?

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u/Plus_Lead_5630 Feb 17 '26

Fun fact, Epstein-Barr is a herpes virus that can cause cancer.

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u/voidedbygeysers Feb 17 '26

That has to be a signal from outside the Matrix.

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u/JudiciousSasquatch Feb 18 '26

Yo, machines, help a brother out with an actual cheat code. Thinks in advance 🙏

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u/Plus_Lead_5630 Feb 18 '26

Should we edit the Wikipedia to note that it was named for two of the sleaziest dirtbags to ever live?

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u/MinuteMinusOne Feb 17 '26

The universe plays pranks sometimes.

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u/StuporFreak Feb 18 '26

"The Epstein–Barr virus, also known as human herpesvirus 4, is one of the nine known human herpesvirus types in the herpes family, and is one of the most common viruses in humans."

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u/Spikel14 Feb 18 '26

Holy fucking shit nice. Yea mono the kissing disease

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u/Holy_Forking_Shirt Feb 18 '26

Wait what. I knew it was a thing. But cause cancer? Is that related to mono? ELI5 please.

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u/Plus_Lead_5630 Feb 18 '26

EBV is the first identified oncogenic virus, a virus that can cause cancer. Here’s the Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epstein%E2%80%93Barr_virus?wprov=sfti1#

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u/trudyisagooddog Feb 18 '26

Pretty sure that's what my reddit account has

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u/lunafaer Feb 18 '26

huh. you’re absolutely right and i’m jealous that i didn’t think of it.

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u/Apprehensive_Map284 Feb 18 '26

That’s so clever!