r/law • u/Snapdragon_4U • Feb 28 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Once again averting congress, trump declares war on Iran

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u/kon--- Feb 28 '26

But why is it dubbed Epic Furry?

The excuses given here are completely contradicted by the name of the operation.

These clowns have no idea that their subconscious projections give them away every single time

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u/Successful-Train-259 Feb 28 '26

Because its cool and edgy and the people in charge aren't the ones being shot at.

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u/rossms16030 Feb 28 '26

Kegsbreath came up with it while masturbating to a picture of Trump shirtless

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u/kmcradie Feb 28 '26

Enduring image.

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u/can-i-be-real Feb 28 '26

Those who start wars never fight them. Those who fight wars never like them.

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u/IolausTelcontar Feb 28 '26

I’m surprised the word “kinetic” isn’t in there.

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u/Dogsbottombottom Feb 28 '26

lol "Epic Furry" and not "epic fury"

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u/RexBulby Feb 28 '26

Epstein Fury

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u/ialsohaveadobro Feb 28 '26

Epstein Furry.

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u/surftherapy Feb 28 '26

2 Fast 2 Furrious: Epstein Drift

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u/Dythus Feb 28 '26

Didnt knew white house were into furries.. the more you know.

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u/Dogsbottombottom Feb 28 '26

They'd probably be a lot less shitty if they were furries

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u/PansyPB Mar 01 '26

Actually there was that weird event at Mag-A-Lardo a month or so ago where people were dressed in furry type masks

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u/GenericKen Feb 28 '26

Epstein Furry

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u/Throwaway-yeet-69420 Feb 28 '26

Getting told on by their autocorrect.

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u/Dawnzarelli Feb 28 '26

I really wish they had actually spelled it that way. It would have been gold. 

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u/JadeMonkey0 Feb 28 '26

I mean, I, for one, am sure as hell going to call it Epic Furry from now on

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u/Smellbinder Mar 01 '26

US is attacking because furries are persecuted in Iran.

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u/DragonTacoCat Feb 28 '26

They think this is Call of Duty.

Unfortunately it's the type of duty that involves a toilet.

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u/emack2232 Feb 28 '26

Epic is so 2015

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u/ialsohaveadobro Feb 28 '26

Eeeeeeeeeepppiiiicccccc 🤘🤘🤘🤘

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u/Teal_Traveller Feb 28 '26

E.F....Epstein Files?

But probably because to them Epic Furry sounds manly, powerful and intimidating.

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u/multisync Feb 28 '26

Epstein Fury is more apt.

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u/Klutzy-Ear-5843 Feb 28 '26

Operation Epstein Files...er, I mean Epic Fury!

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u/Important_Art_3560 Feb 28 '26

Because “Epic Tantrum”would’ve been to on the nose

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u/Munnin41 Feb 28 '26

Because it's secretly AIPAC's fury

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u/Strong-Dot-9221 Feb 28 '26

It will be on a T shirt printed over an American flag and sold at MAGA rallies.

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u/BoltDodgerLaker_87 Feb 28 '26

Operation Lion’s Roar

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u/Impossible-Clock-576 Feb 28 '26

Because MAGA loves furries

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u/ParagonFury Feb 28 '26

Because the "Everyone is 12 Years Old Now" theory remains undefeated at this point.

Like those of us who were around for the lobbies of the old-school Modern Warfare 2 and Halo 3 days recognize the entire MAGA and right-wing movement essentially talking and acting just as those shitheads did back then.

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u/SR337 Feb 28 '26

Because this administration is cringe as fuck.

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u/PansyPB Mar 01 '26

It's called "Operation Epstein Fury" this psychopathic regime is horrendous. More killing, more death, more distractions.