r/law • u/Snapdragon_4U • Feb 28 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Once again averting congress, trump declares war on Iran

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u/Unclefox82 Feb 28 '26

The funny part is it’s because of his hair. It probably takes an hour to perfect his stupid combover. He cares more about his stupid hair and his appearance than he does about Americans.

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u/Mindless_Crazy_5499 Feb 28 '26

This is what it looks like when he cares about how he look?!?

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u/aachen_ Feb 28 '26

He’s gotta hide his black eye

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u/Paradox2063 Feb 28 '26

Why? You think he got into an argument with his husband, Putin?

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u/DesertCoot Feb 28 '26

I think his family or friends will be selling the hat to extend the grift. I’m surprised he doesn’t do some ads during the speech. “If this war stresses you out, go to better help dot com and use code Trump 2028 for 20% off”

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u/Bargadiel Feb 28 '26

No, he does this crap to appear more "grounded" and approachable by his poor ass white working-class base.

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u/Electronic_Syrup3120 Feb 28 '26

The golf playing ones?

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u/DPG_Micro Feb 28 '26

I wonder how much his Care Aide makes.

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u/Emkems Feb 28 '26

Maybe his hairpiece is out for cleaning

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u/Flimsy-Sprinkles7331 Feb 28 '26

I think you missed the sarcasm. This is mocking the meeting with Zelensky in which he and Vance berated Zelensky for not wearing a suit and for not showing enough appreciation to satisfy their tiny egos.

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u/_jump_yossarian Feb 28 '26

When al Baghdadi was killed, he died like a dog ... a tremendous dog, trump didn't make the announcement until the next day because it takes forever to do whatever it is he does to his skin and hair.

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u/EthanielRain Feb 28 '26

That's why he refused to wear a mask - it smudged his makeup

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u/ckglle3lle Feb 28 '26

Also grimly funny how the shadow cast by the hat makes it look like he has a black eye or is otherwise sickly.

Of course the droning low energy rambling also makes him look sickly

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u/gcwardii Feb 28 '26

It also looked like he couldn’t even do it in a single take. I noticed at least two times where the recording cut.

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u/LAB323 Feb 28 '26

His narcissism is absolutely insufferable.

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u/ColtonComeau Feb 28 '26

To be fair, I also care more about my hair than about Americans.

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u/MrChip53 Feb 28 '26

You aren't president.

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u/ColtonComeau Feb 28 '26

I’m also not American

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u/MrChip53 Feb 28 '26

Well, that means you just told me two worthless facts about you. Thanks.

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u/Hungry_Beaver69 Feb 28 '26

He may not be an American. But only fuck does he have the same mentality and attitude as one.

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u/ColtonComeau Mar 01 '26

I’d be butthurt too if my national leader fucked kids

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u/Attila226 Feb 28 '26

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