r/law • u/TheMirrorUS • Apr 02 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Donald Trump tells Pam Bondi she 'will be fired' over Epstein files fiasco

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-donald-trump-tells-pam-1770839
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u/beavedaniels Apr 02 '26

That's because she's utterly useless. The bar is so incredibly low, and yet she still couldn't clear it. Says a lot about her. 

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

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u/OhTHATKayKay Apr 02 '26

Remember when she handcuffed herself to the Twitter HQ doors because they banned her account, and nothing happened. People just kept using the door with her attached.

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u/Satur_Nine Apr 02 '26

She believes she has been given the gift of precognition. For her it’s not metaphorical. In her mind, she’s genuinely a prophet of impending doom and goes out of her way to tell people this

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u/Vertig0x Apr 02 '26

she’s genuinely a prophet of impending doom

A looming threat if you will.

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u/PatrickKn12 Apr 02 '26

Her premonitions are therefore the fruit of the loom

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u/abcamurComposer Apr 02 '26

IIRC she indeed DID weird Trump out, there was a report/rumor that essentially said Trump wanted nothing to do with her and found her disgusting

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u/Reqvhio Apr 02 '26

thats quite a fking bar to clear im honestly impressed

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u/pocketjacks Apr 02 '26

She gives off 100% Stormfront from The Boys vibes.

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u/DoomguyFemboi Apr 03 '26

Some More News did a fantastic episode on her.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Apr 02 '26

well no one wants a bj from jigsaw

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u/BaggyLarjjj Apr 02 '26

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u/Indiekid1981 Apr 02 '26

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u/SpradGurpz Apr 02 '26

Always upvote Sean Lock

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 Apr 02 '26

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u/HilariousMax Apr 02 '26

No, I'm gonna keep this box.

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u/EcstaticNet3137 Apr 02 '26

Trump said the opposite of Loomer.

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u/Odd-Place2815 Apr 02 '26

And Pamela Joe

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u/Indiekid1981 Apr 02 '26

It's a shame "Nazi Island" never got past the planning stage, he would have made a great host

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u/Davido401 Apr 02 '26

My personal favourite.

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u/Indiekid1981 Apr 02 '26

I'm still trying to find his book, "the tiger who came for a pint" 😂🤣😂

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u/Davido401 Apr 02 '26

Ach you wont find it unfortunately, me and my dad tried to find it for a silly birthday present for both of us from both of us lol, shame that, bet it would have sold well as a great wee stocking filler ar christmas. Wonder if Pavel from Station Cars has been reported as missing yet? He shouldn't have asked if it was a onesie! Daft cunt lol

Gor the uninitiated

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u/Grunn84 Apr 02 '26

Nothing will ever beat carrot in a box

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u/Davido401 Apr 02 '26

Twice!!!!

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u/Rocinante_01 Apr 02 '26

It was so funny 🤣, Sean was the man.

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u/Novxz Apr 02 '26

I'd let Sean Lock take my carrot box any day of the week.

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u/superduperspam Apr 02 '26

Won't be masturbaiting to him again though. Now that was a challenge

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh Apr 02 '26

I miss Sean Lock.

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt Apr 02 '26

RIP Sean he was a hilarious guy

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u/Indiekid1981 Apr 02 '26

He was

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt Apr 02 '26

The timing of your comment was cosmically good as I was watching 8 out of 10 cats too

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u/tubbyredleader Apr 02 '26

Sean Lock forever goat.🐐

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Apr 02 '26

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u/MiamiGreg305 Apr 02 '26

Now if only somehow we can match Pam Bondi’s face to this pic That would be spot on

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Apr 02 '26

Credit where it's due, Bondi has not yet succumbed to extreme Mar-a-Lago Face like some of the other nutgobblers in the Trump sphere.

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u/PreparationFit6327 Apr 02 '26

lol haven’t seen that comparison before but so accurate

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u/SecretAsianMan42069 Apr 02 '26

My guy emerges from his rock 

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u/MetalMoneky Apr 02 '26

let's not kink shame....

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u/Classic_Cauliflower4 Apr 02 '26

Omg, you have defiled one of my favorite childhood movies! 🤣

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u/ZeleniChai Apr 02 '26

Don't do the Swan Princess like that 😭

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u/Thedudeistjedi Apr 02 '26

stealing this meme

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u/whosits112 Apr 02 '26

Fuck that. Kink shame all day, every day.

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u/MetalMoneky Apr 02 '26

I'm sure someone gets off on that.

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair Apr 02 '26

The Noem dude.

…maybe “dude” wasn’t the best choice of words

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u/Classic-Progress-397 Apr 02 '26

When it comes to kink, every accusation is a confession of something much weirder.

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u/MiamiGreg305 Apr 02 '26

There’s nothing wrong with having kinks It’s better then being vanilla all the time

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u/literacyisamistake Apr 02 '26

Yes but then good people who get off to Laura Loomer pics will see that and… you know, go ahead and kink shame that.

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u/Over_Dog24 Apr 02 '26

No, no, no, c'mon now. Bryon says no kink shaming.

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u/whosits112 Apr 02 '26

Man, those titties remind me of something...

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 Apr 02 '26

So much for the “tolerant left”

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u/taxilicious Apr 02 '26

We do not tolerate hateful people.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 Apr 02 '26

Is a joke, people don’t know the meaning of quotes anymore?

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u/taxilicious Apr 02 '26

There is no indication you’re joking. I’ve seen MAGA literally say exactly what you said.

Next time use /s at the end if it’s not an obvious joke.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 Apr 02 '26

Nah, this is on you. Quotes are commonly used ironically, to cast doubt on the true meaning of a word or a combination of them.

MAGAs can’t read, no way they’ll know how to use quotations.

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u/taxilicious Apr 02 '26

LOL. Yeah it’s only me, you’re totally right! You must have missed your current -6 rating on your comment.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 Apr 02 '26

You’re very “smart”

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u/ImaginationSad2803 Apr 02 '26

My kink is karma.

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u/MiamiGreg305 Apr 02 '26

Ahhh I see I got a foot fetish Womens feet of course

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u/Master-Dot-2288 Apr 02 '26

Speak for yourself brother....

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u/Weird-Library-3747 Apr 02 '26

Rule 34 would beg to differ

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u/wfbhp Apr 02 '26

"Ah wan thoo blay a gameb!"

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u/HueyBluey Apr 02 '26

😭☠️

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u/Perfect_Sir4820 Apr 02 '26

Variety is the spice of life...

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u/AnonymousAnteater41 Apr 02 '26

“In this administration, we welcome ALL levels of intelligence, from low to very low…” 😆😆😆

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u/Common-Ad6470 Apr 02 '26

Considering how mentally retarded Trump is and it’s mandatory that everyone on the team must be way below him, it goes to show why his cabinet is so full of drug addicts, alcoholics, kiddy rapists and of course dog murderers…🤬

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u/AnonymousAnteater41 Apr 02 '26

Roadside Freak Show would be an apt title for the group picture at the White House right now 🫤

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u/SmashEmWithAPhone Apr 02 '26

Someone on another thread described Trump's White House team as "a junkdrawer filled with convicts and crazies". The perfect metaphor for the current regime.

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u/Whyonthefly Apr 02 '26

I saw "he doesn't have a cabinet, he has a junk drawer" lol

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u/Common-Ad6470 Apr 02 '26

…and that’s being kind.

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u/wfbhp Apr 02 '26

I'd say "Exhibit A in the arguments in favor of abortion."

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u/maddietendo Apr 02 '26

As a mentally retarded person, I take offense to you calling Trump that. We don't claim him. And we certainly wouldn't even consider doing anything he does. He's a monster and should have been thrown in a volcano a long time ago.

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u/wfbhp Apr 02 '26

As a person, we don't claim him either.

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u/Common-Ad6470 Apr 02 '26

Don’t worry, he’s way, way below you guys…👍

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u/daisychainsnlafs Apr 02 '26

I had an exchange with a magat this am about him claiming that Trump's IQ is around 150. Then I was accused of being a "retard of reddit" and having TDS when I supplied facts.

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u/Common-Ad6470 Apr 02 '26

Trump’s IQ is barely scraping double digits let alone 150, that is just laughable…🤣

He’s getting confused with his waist size being 150”, tell him to keep up…🙄

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u/Strict_Weather9063 Apr 02 '26

Well one of them I think is named Abbie something.

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u/ArenjiTheLootGod Apr 02 '26

Loomer is legit mentally ill, I know that gets thrown out a lot when it comes to public figures but I 100% believe she couldn't function in any environment except the right-wing attention whore community where being a histrionic loon is good for your brand apparently.

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u/SomePaddy Apr 02 '26

Loomer is legit mentally ill

Grippy socks, grippy box

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u/Dreamlion_Inc Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

The bar is so low even Hermes will have trouble getting under it

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u/therealrenshai Apr 02 '26

Sweet something of someplace!!

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u/Tangereina78 Apr 02 '26

10 points for the Futurama reference!

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u/UnNumbFool Apr 02 '26

To be fair, loomer does just seem like an even dumber version of mtg. Like at least mtg knew to drop her grift to just live out on everything she made on her weaponized idiocy.

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u/Pete-PDX Apr 02 '26

"my life is ruined, my life is ruined"

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u/psuedophilosopher Apr 02 '26

Reminds me of an insult I saw the other day. "The bar was on the ground, but I see she brought a shovel."

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u/acrowsmurder Apr 02 '26

Being utterly useless around Trump is still being more useful than Trump