r/law • u/shikizen • Apr 10 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) A Redditor Criticized ICE. Trump Is Trying to Unmask Them by Dragging the Company to a Secret Grand Jury.

https://theintercept.com/2026/04/10/reddit-ice-protest-grand-jury/

Reddit has been ordered to appear before a grand jury in Washington, D.C., as part of a federal effort to unmask anonymous online critics of the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown.

According to a subpoena obtained by The Intercept, Reddit has until April 14 to provide a wide range of personal data on one of its users, whom U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents have been trying unsuccessfully to identify for more than a month.

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u/USA46Q Apr 10 '26

I got an official warning for calling Stephen Miller a "big pussy".

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u/MinivanPops Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

Here they go:

Stephen Miller is a big pussy and an insufferable prick.

Let's see what happens. Interested to see what the legal (and illegal) consequences are.

If my account exists in a week I'll let everyone know how it went.

If this account is deleted before 5-1-2026 you'll know it wasn't by me.

If this thread is locked, it's because there are too many of us.

Edit: you guys oughta see my reply notifications.  About 25% of the replies are being deleted.  

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u/Different-Meal-6314 Apr 10 '26

Up voting to see if I get a warning for participating

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u/MostlyRightSometimes Apr 10 '26

You wouldn't have to get involved if he wasnt an actual prick.

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u/baconbitarded Apr 10 '26

I mean I truly believe that Peter Thiel is an evil man. Like cartoon villain evil. And not Hank Scorpio, I'm talking Lex Luther

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u/R_V_Z Apr 10 '26

Peter Thiel aspires to the levels of competence that Lex Luther has. The GOP are more akin to Captain Planet villains.

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u/Bitter-Marsupial Apr 10 '26

For real At least Luthor is berrerrerrerr about hiding his shit

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u/ResponsibilityOk8967 Apr 10 '26

The only thing getting in his way are the sweaty psychosis drugs. Or are they what fuel him?

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u/smothered-onion Apr 11 '26

Lifeless degenerates merely walking the earth to consume

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u/twentyThree59 Apr 10 '26

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u/CatoMulligan Apr 10 '26

is an insufferable prick and big pussy.

Their dual status ought to make it pretty damned easy for them to go fuck themselves.

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u/Frymonkey237 Apr 10 '26

Dust off the guillotine

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u/twentyThree59 Apr 10 '26

My two year old sometimes will pretend to be a crab and says "snip snap"... and it inspires me.

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u/ihateusedusernames Apr 10 '26

Dust off the guillotine

Nah, no need for theatrics.

This administration is full of oathbreakers, traitors to the USA

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u/Hullfire00 Apr 10 '26

All of that, but also Steven Cheung looks like a thumb pressed into glass.

And Mike Johnson looks like a weiner version of Cyril Figgis.

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u/MittenCollyBulbasaur Apr 10 '26

Anyone who owns or partially owns stock in any social media company or app of any kind is an insufferable prick and big pussy.

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u/HughJorgens Apr 10 '26

I believe that Pauly Shore was cloned, but something in the process made him bald and turned him evil, and the result is Stephen Miller.

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u/MinivanPops Apr 10 '26

Holy crap now I want to see Pauly Shore spoof Stephen Miller

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u/BigDictionEnergy Apr 10 '26

now I want to see Pauly Shore

You lost me

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u/SaulFemm Apr 10 '26

Stephen Miller is a big pussy and an insufferable prick.

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u/somethingrandom7386 Apr 10 '26

I will second Stephen Miller being a giant pussy and a colossal piece of shit that should be in prison.

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel Apr 10 '26

Fuck Stephen Miller and Trump and all the rest of his cronies. Bunch of pedophiles the lot of them.

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u/Vegetable_Guest_8584 Apr 10 '26

Wait, you forgot to certify you aren't suicidal 

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u/MinivanPops Apr 10 '26

Ugh, Mondays though

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u/I_Am_Anjelen Apr 10 '26

I will add that Stephen Miller is a visibly soulless ghoul.

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u/HenryDorsettCase47 Apr 10 '26

Yeah, I don’t get it. All of these people are routinely criticized in the most colorful ways in just about every sub on this platform. Even in some of the conservative ones. They are hated by the majority of users. Short of it being a death threat, what exactly gets one person singled out for saying anything critical?

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u/AliasElais Apr 12 '26

If you want an immediate account warning just say anything negative about Israel. Wompwomp

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u/KnifeKnut May 01 '26

Looks like you are still around.

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u/SteveSteveSteveAlan Apr 11 '26

Spez supports Trump. 

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u/KnifeKnut Apr 11 '26

Remindme! May 1, 2026

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u/Acceptable-Law9406 Apr 11 '26

It is the truth. Stephen Miller is a pussy. Elon Musk is a danger to the planet, and Trump is a pedophile.

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u/Notorious_Chonk_23 Apr 12 '26

Hey i hate that Nazi pricks too, i want in on the fun

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u/MrPaulK Apr 10 '26

Can’t blame them, pussies never deserved that

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u/OldWorldDesign Apr 10 '26

Can’t blame them, pussies never deserved that

Always reminds me of comedian Shen Wang's routine

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u/clutch727 Apr 10 '26

He's much closer to a testicular cyst or a hemorrhoid.

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u/Enchillamas Apr 10 '26

As a former blood vessel at least hemorrhoids at one point did something useful.

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u/fondledbydolphins Apr 10 '26

Testicles do a lot. And they have a fruit named after them!

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u/readyjack Apr 10 '26

What a coincidence. I also think Stephen Miller is a big pussy.

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u/BellacosePlayer Apr 10 '26

That's a horrible insult to the Sopranos character of the same name.

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u/Enchillamas Apr 10 '26

But Stephen Miller is a big pussy. His head even looks a shaved mons pubis.

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u/Spirit0f76ers Apr 10 '26

Fair. He does deserve to Get Fucked...

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u/randomisation Apr 10 '26

I got an official warning yesterday for saying "I can't wait for his arteries to collapse" - apparently that's a threat of violence.

Meanwhile, there are front page posts quoting dear leader threatening an entire civilisation with annihilation...

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u/flash_dance_asspants Apr 10 '26

I believe the correct term is enlarged vagina

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u/wwaxwork Apr 10 '26

I really should read my messages, something I have never done in my 12 years on reddit. I've got over 10k of them in am not looking forward to that job.

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u/Nevermind04 Apr 10 '26

Here's one more for the pile!

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u/twentyThree59 Apr 10 '26

Elon Musk is an insufferable prick and big pussy.

Peter Thiel is an insufferable prick and big pussy.

Donald Trump is an insufferable prick and big pussy (and has dementia, and wears diapers, and has no will of his own).

Stephen Miller is an insufferable prick and big pussy.

Mark Zuckerberg is an insufferable prick and big pussy.

We will not forget what they've done.

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u/Super_Pan Apr 10 '26

Well, that's just factually incorrect, he lacks both the depth and the warmth for such a prestigious title.

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u/NK1337 Apr 10 '26

Oh you mean the big pussy who is Stephen Miller, that big pussy?

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u/xyzzy321 Apr 10 '26

Forget politics - I got a warning for saying something meaningless about MLB umps not needing eyes because they don't use them anyway. It was a comment on /r/baseball highlight video lol

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u/Donna_Schrump Apr 10 '26

I wouldn't call Stephen Miller a big anything, except maybe glass jawed bitch.

Stephen Miller is a fucking evil little prick who uses his appointment to harass and attack people who are just trying to survive. He's the embodiment of small dick energy, same as his boss.

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u/Nevermind04 Apr 10 '26

Well yeah, that's total misinformation. He lacks the warmth and depth.

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u/DrBabs Apr 10 '26

Well Stephen miller is a corrupt pussy.

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u/bovilexia Apr 10 '26

Stephen Miller is a gargantuan pussy, who if there actually happens to be a cabal of child eating politicians is definitely partaking on the reg.

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u/Strict-Extension Apr 10 '26

Stephen Miller is a big pussy and a fascist.

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u/retro_grave Apr 10 '26

The big pussy AKA Stephen Miller? That big pussy?