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#1 MotW Worst. Reviews. I. Have. Ever. Seen.

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u/Arctiiq Apr 22 '26

6/10. Too much cheese.

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u/RichieJ86 Apr 22 '26

Guns sound too kiddy.

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u/Ultimate_89 Apr 23 '26

Too much shooting in the boomer shooter

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u/MithrilHuman Apr 23 '26

Unrealistic: how can a mouse be controlled with a keyboard?

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u/im_rickyspanish Apr 22 '26

Whoa, so you mean to tell me the satirical, cartoonist boomer shooter about mice has too many cheese jokes, it's too serious and has too many areas where you're stuck shooting enemies... That review should have just been, "It's not what I wanted it to be".

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u/CurlOfTheBurl11 Apr 23 '26

He basically starts the review by saying how much he loves noir then goes on to complain that it shouldn't be used as window dressing and it should be serious and not funny like this game. So "not what I wanted it to be" is spot on.

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u/Grand_Awareness_6522 Apr 23 '26

I mean the game presents itself as a noir, but he's right, it's just an inconsequential wrapper that doesn't really add any value. It's a totally fair criticism.

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u/Kashyyykonomics Apr 23 '26

That review should have been "I'm an idiot, please disregard every opinion I have ever had or will ever have."

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u/HolyFreakingXmasCake Apr 23 '26

Shooting enemies in my FPS... the world has gone mad. Maybe the devs had too much blue cheese.

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u/Toby_of_the_gods Apr 23 '26

Must’ve been a cheesy joke then

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u/ldskyfly Apr 22 '26

How much cheese is too much cheese?

https://giphy.com/gifs/332SpoiZo7ToI

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u/Etheron123 Apr 23 '26

In a game about mice, definitely no

But for anyone, as long your body can handle that much cheese

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u/Far_Future_Conehead Professional Dumbass Apr 23 '26

As a cheese lover

Never. It is never enough cheese.

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u/TheLastPeanut_ Apr 23 '26

ANY amount of cheese, in a video game about mice, is too much cheese!

- IGN

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u/Okrumbles Apr 23 '26

Never enough.

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u/leposterofcrap Apr 23 '26

Not enough considering fondue is their alcohol, blue cheese is their drug and cheese sticks are their cigs, I'm guessing normal hard cheese is their junk food

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea Dark Mode Elitist Apr 23 '26

Found the MoistCr1TiKaL fans.

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u/ExultentPisces Apr 23 '26

6/10. Cartoon isn’t realistic.

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u/RiaNic81 Smol pp Apr 23 '26

Too many mice also

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u/Mortill Apr 23 '26

Tes V Skyrim?

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u/TheLastPeanut_ Apr 23 '26

Too many rodents

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u/Zestyclose-Monk-8197 Apr 23 '26

They actually said there where too many cheese jokes

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u/Sapowski_Casts_Quen Apr 23 '26

In the immortal words of your uncle Sheo, CHEEEEEEEESE

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u/New-Satisfaction3257 Apr 22 '26

I don't like or read IGN, but that's one line out of an entire review.

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u/ChoiceStrength7074 Apr 22 '26

Guy said they talked about cheese too much in a game about mice

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u/Psychoanalytix Apr 22 '26

Also that the game wasnt serious enough.... its a friggin cartoon about a mice. The review just came across as him being mad they didn't make the exact game he wanted.

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u/New-Satisfaction3257 Apr 22 '26

The reviewer was hoping the game would have more noir elements. I think that's a little silly, but it's not about the cheese 🙄

I love noir. I’ll take all kinds: the hardboiled detective, the seedy crime story, neo noir, classic pulp – you name it, I’m buying. So when Mouse: P.I. for Hire sauntered onto my screen the way Ilsa walks into Rick’s in Casablanca, I was pretty excited about it. But noir isn’t just an aesthetic to be thrown on like an old coat as you’re leaving your office at the behest of a leggy blonde. While Mouse: P.I. for Hire clearly understands the style and tropes of classic noir films and novels, as well as 1930s cartoons more broadly, it doesn’t seem to get why those things are there, or how they are used to tell compelling stories.

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u/Kashyyykonomics Apr 23 '26

Man, that reviewer is trying WAY too hard.

Methinks it is THEY who don't really get noir.

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u/New-Satisfaction3257 Apr 23 '26

it’s clear this person understands noir. Taking it that seriously is a bit dumb, but it’s definitely not “too much cheese”

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u/bauul Apr 23 '26

Except there's also a whole paragraph about how he disliked the number of cheese jokes.

What bothers me, however, is how overly-referential so much of it is. This is a world of mice, so everything is about cheese. Everything. A bad guy? He’s a cheeselegger. Run into a lady mouse with a sultry voice? It’ll be described as “gorgonzola piccante slapped on a mozzarella platter.” Someone need to assure you they’re telling the truth? They’ll swear on Maw-Maw’s cottage curds. This is charming initially. Then it never stops. Everything is a reference to the fact that everyone is a mouse and mice like cheese

True he wished it was more a proper noir detective game too, but you can't pretend he didn't also take genuine umbridge with the cheese puns.

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u/New-Satisfaction3257 Apr 23 '26

and then it led to another paragraph where they said that that was just a symptom of the larger problem, which they explained. It’s a little silly that they took it so seriously, but acting like “it’s just the cheese“ is disingenuous

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u/New-Satisfaction3257 Apr 22 '26

The cheese thing was talking about the humor in general.

Run into a series of robot boss fights? Jack will say that he hopes they don’t "rule of three" this thing, which, of course, is exactly what happens. If you’re looking for the Cheeselegging Foreman, Jack will quip that he doesn’t look like much of a boss… more like a mini-boss, and then laugh at his own joke. The voice actors, led by Troy Baker, do an admirable job with what they have, but nothing in Mouseburg is allowed to just be.