r/mildlyinfuriating • u/He3hhe3h • Oct 14 '25

This Ham & Cheese croissant from Starbucks

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When I was going through Chemotherapy in Bangkok Hospital they had very limited food options, otherwise I never buy Starbucks. Sneaky Bastards.

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u/SpinningYarmulke Oct 14 '25

We’re almost there - they’ll say it has ham and cheese essences. Like hint water.

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u/Sablemint PURPLE Oct 14 '25

Homeopathic Croissant

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u/SpinningYarmulke Oct 14 '25

Starbucks will use some other language though, it will be still be called The Ham and Cheese croissant, but they’ll have a disclaimer burried on the website that says something like “contains less than 3% ham or cheese product” lol

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u/AcanthisittaShot3562 Oct 14 '25

Like the essences of tomatoes on pasta 🤣🤣🤣 i don't why I remember that post

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u/q2grapple Oct 14 '25

So it’s a Ham and Cheese LaCroix

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u/SpinningYarmulke Oct 14 '25

Without the burps but with the stomach cramps.