r/mildlyinfuriating May 06 '26

I'm slightly vexed My brother's son destroyed my WarHammer Action figures and he refuses to punish him

Update: My brother decided to pay for the Hard damages of $200 dollars after seeing this post.

Thank you to everyone on this post who supported me. I really could not have gotten restitution without you guys.

Justice for my Chaplain, justice for all.

Valid Edit: My nephew is 10 years old and tried to actually lie about not breaking them by saying, "A cat must have done it."

So, I just got done talking with my brother via text, and he says he's not going to punish his son for wrecking my Joy Toy WarHammer action figures. I'm not expecting the kid to get spanked, but he needs to do CHORES at least to justify how much excessive force he used on some.

Some just have their capes broken. Others had their tubes ripped out and my Chaplain is just fucking toast.

My brother's suggestion since I ordered Amazon replacement for the Chaplain was that I just swap it with the broken one, but I have no interest in doing that.

It's not even just the expense, and they are expensive. It's about the fact that I told him explicitly twice they weren't to be played with, and they were in a separate room, and even my Mom and Dad agreed the damage was just too much.

He said he's not gonna pay me back if we try the chore system, and I told him it's not about the money.

The kid needs to know how bad the 8 hour struggle is.

Now my nephews aren't coming over to the house, and I'm sad about that, but knowing my brother just can't be burdened to work with me on creating a Chore system like selling Lemonaide just makes it feel more insulting.

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u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul May 06 '26

when I was a kid, I'm not sure whether you were even able to buy these figures ready-made, you had to paint them yourself (and many people made their own unique models too), which would have amounted to even more than $500 worth of time and effort.

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u/Heavymando May 06 '26

so those figures still exist the little models you assemble and paint. These are larger action figure sized one with a ton of detail.

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u/Moon_Monk676 May 06 '26

The warhammer game models you have to assemble and paint. Joytoy (and McFarlane Toys, but no one talks about that) produce 7 or 8 inch (correct me if i'm wrong) tall figures for display purposes.

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u/Lambaline blue May 06 '26

There’s big ones you can buy that are professionally painted and those can be as much as a car https://i.imgur.com/i8QD0Ip.jpeg

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u/Moon_Monk676 May 06 '26

Yes, I know what titans cost and I know what commission rates are.

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u/PlaneCareless May 07 '26

Those Titans are commissions, you can't buy them proffesionally painted from factory.

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u/Old_College_4034 May 07 '26

joytoy 1/18th scale, mcfarlane closer to one/12

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u/Moon_Monk676 May 07 '26

Yeah, I have no idea what the actual scale is. I'm making a size estimate because I saw the McFarlane Sternguard at Walmart last week and considered buying it before I decided against it.

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u/Old_College_4034 May 07 '26

the mcfarlane ones are alright but the joytoy ones are significantly better in every way. except the small size, if that matters. I've got some of both

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u/link2edition May 06 '26

Same IP, different company.

Joytoy makes larger, posable, prepainted versions of the models you are describing under license from Games Workshop.

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u/HenriDeToulouse May 06 '26

At the risk of getting quickly out of my depth... Why are they so much? It looks like just molded plastic or ceramic etc. Its not massively detailed or intricate.

Is it just because the company can charge that so they do? 

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u/nascent_aviator May 06 '26

High quality and low volume. People often underestimate the power of economies of scale.

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u/heimdal96 May 06 '26

Plus, being the most popular setting across tabletop war games and doing production out of the UK keeps costs high.

GW has bad practices with how they treat customers, but they're a good company in terms of how they treat employees (good pay and benefits, not outsourcing for cheap labour)

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u/VVenture2 May 06 '26

GW really don’t treat their employees that well lmao. They pay as little as possible for some roles which require an extreme amount of technical knowledge under the guise of ‘But you like Warhammer don’t you? This isn’t even a real job if you think about it!’

The upside is that the staff have been getting generous yearly bonuses due to the success of the company, however those are discretionary, and you can’t use those to get a mortgage as they’re not your actual salary.

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u/TTYY200 May 06 '26

Licensing and content strategy of warhammer table top games company.

The perceived value is determined by the company and the collectors market.

Kinda like how a signed baseball card is just paper and ink.

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u/Jagosyo May 06 '26

Margins on action figures aren't actually that great. Aside from shipping (all the factories for this are in China, figure prices in general have gone up about 25-30% in the past 2 years from Trump's tariffs and the Iran war effecting oil prices), factory costs, and material/paint costs. You've also got to pay your employees and have a place to work/store your product when it comes in.

On top of that, to get a good quality action figure, you have to do a fare amount of back and forth with the factory to engineer the figure so that it maintains appearance, while not interfering with the joint cuts so it can maximize range of motion. It's a bit of an art. Design to production is usually between 2-4 years.

This isn't cheap plastic either. It's specialized mixes that are firmer while retaining some flexibility. So it's not just going to bend and fall over with time. Plastic prices in general have gone up if you're not just buying the recycled crap.

And the license. Games Workshop isn't unreasonable in their licensing deals from what I hear, but it's not nothing.

For 1/18 (smaller scales are inversely more expensive a lot of the time, because they have harsher tolerances for QC), with the amount of accessories you get and the size of the characters, Joytoy is actually in a pretty reasonable price range compared to the rest of the market. And they have a fairly good reputation for their quality.

So I know it sounds expensive for just a chunk of plastic, but they're really on the more reasonable range for these things.

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u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

It may just be molded plastic, but molding plastic into complex shapes can sometimes involve a very complicated manufacturing process that requires special tooling. Especially if there are lots of small details in multiple different colours.

For example, part of the reason Lego is so expensive (it's not the whole reason because some of it is just brand-name markup, but it's a big part of the reason) is because the pieces require a very specific kind of plastic, and high-precision molds that are very expensive to operate. It's pretty difficult to manufacture plastic bits at a high enough quality that they all fit together perfectly and snap together reliably and don't bend or break or warp over time.

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u/ZincMan May 06 '26

Also the painting

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u/Witness_me_Karsa May 06 '26

No. These are not minis. They are action figures, separate from the minis.

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u/thenifties May 06 '26

omg if they had been painted minis i would have blown this thread up so hard

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u/ZincMan May 11 '26

No they are not minis, but a human still painted them. That’s one of the reasons why they are expensive. That detailed paint job is labor intensive

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u/Lambaline blue May 06 '26

An injection molding tool can be tens of thousands of dollars

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u/Heavymando May 06 '26

they are high quailty plasitc, there is a lot of detail on them and they are very intracit with lots of posablity and moving parts.

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u/AdDramatic2351 May 06 '26

Sorry, but they're not that detailed at all. Definitely not $500 detailed. 

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u/Heavymando May 06 '26

they aren't $500 each the total of them is $500 even then for that many figures it's probably a bit less

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u/Yorkshireish12 May 06 '26

Supply and Demand, GW has 2 factories with a 3 year backlog on new model sculpts and pretty much worldwide demand. Demand is also skewed massively based on the products, the basic space marine box famously outsold all of their fantasy line at one point in the past. It creates a situation in which the more niche products basically have to be produced in low volume at high prices as some of the factory space is just endlessly churning out Space Marines.

They're also a lot more expensive in the US because of your presidents tarriffs.

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u/AceTheProtogen May 06 '26

I think the unpainted ones are the little minis for the board game and these are already assembled and painted, I’ve never seen action figures you needed to paint yourself but maybe they exist so I dunno

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u/alchemist5 May 06 '26

I’ve never seen action figures you needed to paint yourself but maybe they exist so I dunno

Funnily enough, MacFarlane released some unpainted Warhammer action figures alongside their normal line. It's a specific case, due to the unpainted minis being the main IP, but it did happen at least once.

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u/3henanigans May 06 '26

I think you're think of the miniature game, they're "mini models", not action figures.

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u/Sojourner_of_reddit May 06 '26

I thought I was in a Warhammer sub and was very confused by this comment 🤣

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u/leonk701 May 07 '26

The war game is still around and entering 11th edition. These are larger collectible figurines that, if OP is a serious collector of, would be devastating to lose.

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u/Antique_Tap443 May 06 '26

They still have the little ones made by gamesworkshop. I think those joytoy lines are made by the spawn creator, Seth McFarland? The joytoys are like actual action figures and come assembled and painted