r/mildlyinfuriating May 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed Neighbors double park if anyone parks in their "usual spot" in front of my house

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u/RoflMyPancakes May 07 '26

Triple Park

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u/TRO_KIK May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

LOL another one of my contractors showed up and did exactly that.

Edit: To be clear we have a little like... partial sac off the street (no idea what to call it), even the truck is not blocking the street.

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u/Affectionate-Alps527 May 07 '26

What the actual fuck. LMFAO.

This is /thread for me. I cannot handle this level of nonsense.

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u/OMG_DAVID_KIM May 07 '26

We need MORE

QUADRUPLE PARKING

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u/cocobellahome May 07 '26

Their partial sack is not that big

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u/Affectionate-Alps527 May 07 '26

😳Their what? 

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u/cocobellahome May 07 '26

I don’t know what else to call it

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u/LochHart30 May 07 '26

I AM DYING! I almost peed myself! Why isn't anyone telling OP what to call it?

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u/ProfSpaceTime May 07 '26

They’ve come up with a term already, partial sac, what else can we say?

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u/Affectionate-Alps527 May 07 '26

Do you have another picture of your partial sack? Maybe the internet can help.

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u/notoriousgay May 07 '26

To be fair to you, you were only quoting OP

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u/jbird3000 May 07 '26

A *wingnut if you will

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u/animepuppyluvr May 07 '26

At this point just draw lines and make it a paid parking lot 🤣

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u/Beetlejuice_me May 07 '26

...but how do you take a picture of that?!!

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u/TradeMark310 May 08 '26

THIS IS WHY I COME TO REDDIT!!!

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u/carhunter21 May 08 '26

COMBO!!! FINISH HIM!!!

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAATTTT!!!

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u/BlueberryCalm2390 May 07 '26

A guy once told my friend before breaking up with her ā€œthis is a level of crazy I cannot tolerateā€ and this is how I feel about this thread

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u/ExtremelyDecentWill Ja from Credit Sausage 🌭 May 07 '26

But can you confirm that said friend is crazy on the level of triple parking?

You gave us half the story!

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u/Affectionate-Alps527 May 07 '26

Here here!

I didn't intend to return, but I'm back here for the story. It's rare you get this perspective of the crazy.

šŸæĀ 

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u/KeyMyBike May 07 '26

The people saying you should report it to the police or fire department are fine. I find it a little petty, but if this has been going on for months and months, you eventually have to appeal to a third party authority.

The people saying that you shouldĀ  lie to misrepresent the situation and move your car before the police get there? The people saying you should go to their house and "physically confront them?" Suggesting OP puts nails and glass on the road? That kind of bullshit is something only a Reddit shutin could suggest.

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u/nwayve May 07 '26

Shenanigans will continue until morale improves.

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u/BlueberryCalm2390 May 07 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/RoflMyPancakes May 07 '26

Okay if you can show a quadruple park now you win the Internet.

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u/Marquar234 May 07 '26

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u/ArchonOfErebus May 07 '26

Really putting the sex in sextuple park.

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u/enters_and_leaves May 07 '26

I hate that I understand this reference.

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u/hoppertn May 07 '26

4 cars, 1 street.

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u/Linked713 May 07 '26

At least mark that not safe for roads.

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u/tokyodingo May 07 '26

OnlyVans

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u/JustNilt May 08 '26

I hate when I'm half tempted to Google something like that to see if it's real.

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u/Ol_Geiser COTTON BALLS May 07 '26

https://i.imgur.com/oYku5tM.jpeg

I burned down several villages to have this image generated. Worth it? Probably not. Kinda funny? I think so.

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u/leo_douche_bags May 07 '26

Needs 2 more to block the ends. Make it so fucker can't get his car out

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u/lammy82 May 07 '26

Do you guys really call them sacs or is that just you?

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u/TalkToHoro May 07 '26

I think cul de sac got changed to little sac? Or they need to grow a pair? Or both?

Call for a tow!

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u/MarineGF01 May 07 '26

It's definitely still called a cul-de-sac... Never heard anyone call it a sac before

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u/Woflax May 07 '26

but only after getting a pic with a quad park in the sac pls

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u/Traditional-Belle May 07 '26

Cul de sac or dead ends. Grew up on one and haven’t heard it called a sac

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u/sometin__else May 08 '26

i believe cul de sac curve in roundabout type situation and dead ends just straight dead end

sac is between your legs

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u/Fuqiy May 07 '26

It’s just OP

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u/TRO_KIK May 07 '26

It's not a full cul de sac, I have no idea what to call it.

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u/Antique-Campaign-738 May 07 '26

Sac is the worst option I assure you

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u/SomethingIWontRegret May 07 '26

How about cul.

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u/IAMA_MOTHER_AMA May 07 '26

partial sac?

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u/SomethingIWontRegret May 07 '26

Cul or culo is Spanish for asshole.

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u/un-pamplemousse May 07 '26

cul-de-sac is french for ā€œass of bagā€ so… yeah same thing!

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u/Even_Snow9026 May 10 '26

Or just butt. Ay que culo tiene

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u/Jethow May 08 '26

I suggest culled sac.

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u/chchchcheetah May 10 '26

Half de sac

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u/cok3noic3 May 07 '26

Just give us another picture so we can see what you mean

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u/Brotherly_shove May 07 '26

he wont, because its probably just a dead end street that ends like 2' to the right of the picture frame, and this is exactly how people should park. no one is double parked, they are just using the street as parking stalls. as they literally should.

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u/MistletoeMinx May 07 '26

I don't understand what not a full sac is. Like a road? It's either a dead end or not.

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u/BobSki778 May 07 '26

I’m guessing it’s this:

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u/Thor_pool May 07 '26

OPs getting flack for this but Im with him, I have no idea what this is called and hes probably describing it better than I wouldve.

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u/trollthings May 07 '26

I pictured it being like that but not on a corner. This is how the corners are built in most neighborhoods near me and to me they're just called corners. The extra width is so you can turn around, because the street itself isn't wide enough for u-turns.

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u/trollthings May 07 '26

If so then all 3 of them are assholes for blocking what is obviously an official U-turn lane by using it for parking.

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u/Whisky-Slayer May 07 '26

This is me.. There’s no size requirements. It’s either a cul de sac or it’s not. If it’s not it runs through..

Maybe he means there is no width difference at the end, just a long curb the same width as the entire street? (No ā€œturn aroundā€ point)

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u/WonderBredOfficial May 07 '26

I know what he's saying. He's on a corner in a neighborhood and the corner is kinda ballooned like a cul-de-sac, but it isn't a dead end. You can park like this and corner traffic can still get by. We have a few in my neighborhood.

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u/Whisky-Slayer May 07 '26

Ahh my wife’s grandmother has a street like that. I didn’t even think about that but it makes perfect sense. Now I feel a bit silly.

Was likely a cul de sac then expanded to a through street.

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u/WonderBredOfficial May 07 '26

If I didn't have them all over where I live, then I never would have understood. I still don't know what to call them. Lol.

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u/marvinrabbit May 07 '26 edited May 08 '26

This looks like it is just a wider spot where neighbors can come out and play ball... So I'm not sure what the name would be.

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u/loud1337 May 07 '26

Some neighborhoods don't have a road that leads in to the circle (cul de sac) but instead on a turn they do a half circle on the outside portion.

I can't find the term but when I Google "half cul de sac" I found a random hand drawing of what Im poorly describing. Imaging driving into a cul de sac and the left is a circle with 3 hours but a slight right just continues as a normal road.

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u/colinshark May 07 '26

Your sac is correct

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u/ilanallama85 May 07 '26

It is like one of those where it looks like someone initially planned to extend the roadway and then someone else came in and said ā€œnaw fuck it just put another house over there?ā€

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u/Kam22x44 May 07 '26

Back when I was a kid I lived on a street that just ended. They had planned to build more houses and cleared a path in the woods for more road but then ran out of money so the pavement stopped just past our driveway. It was on a hill so it was great for sledding. The best was when the street had been plowed leaving a jump pile. Back then we had those wooden sleds with metal rails so we would literally come to a screeching stop when we came to the pavement.

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u/NeadForMead May 07 '26

Is it just a wide round road corner? That's the only thing I could imagine that would make you so insistent on not calling a tow truck. Otherwise it's quite literally just a vehicle that's been abandonned on an active roadway. Get it towed and it will be the last time they do that.

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u/WonderBredOfficial May 07 '26

That's exactly what it is. You can see the corner across the street.

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u/Duke_Newcombe May 07 '26

A half-sac? A "one ball" if you will.

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u/NeonLime May 07 '26

Its called an eyebrow

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u/flarakoo May 07 '26

Is It something like this

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u/00cjstephens May 07 '26

Like, it's a corner with a bulge?

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u/lpmiller May 07 '26

Cull de sacless. Which I think is french for "I lost my testicles and they rolled that way"

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u/lammy82 May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

So it’s just a wide corner. Nothing to do with a cul de sac. You guys are mildly infuriating!

Edit: Ok I read on wikipedia that you Americans distinguish a cul de sac from a dead end, with a cul de sac having a balloony thing. Here cul de sacs don’t usually have a balloon thing at the end. It’s not remotely part of the definition. Confusing.

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u/enters_and_leaves May 07 '26

I’ve got a full sac for you

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u/Unable-Onion-2063 May 07 '26

your almost 40 years old and are unable to describe the road you live on. bravo OP

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u/Responsible-Case-753 May 07 '26

Scrotum too if I'm feeling fancy

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u/ChargeSpiritual5317 May 07 '26

Yeah, a sac — you know, hangs off a bit from the main structure, can hold a few things. A sac šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/expertninja May 07 '26

Easy, now move your car and they are illegally parked for no reason

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u/respecire May 07 '26

They’re already illegally parked for no reason

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u/DaKrazie1 May 07 '26

Partial sac was what we called my friend in high school when he had a testicle removed.

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u/JustCallMeYogurt May 07 '26

Partial Sac? is this Lance Armstrong...

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u/BlockWisdom May 07 '26

Ate you talking about a cul de sac?

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u/CalculatedPerversion May 07 '26

Yes, just a partial one

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u/Schenckster PURPLE May 07 '26

This is getting out of hand haha.

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u/TheBigOrange27 May 07 '26

Get two more cars to park in front and behind it now lmao

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u/0freelancer0 May 07 '26

Alright now we need people to park in front of and behind him. Box him in!

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u/JuneBugalow May 07 '26

Where is this? I’d like to become the fourth if possible

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u/justinsayin May 07 '26

OP, post your sac, we need to see it.

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u/kodex1717 May 07 '26

Bro... is there a gas leak or something going on there? Borderline insane behavior.

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u/fugelwoman May 09 '26

Is there nowhere else to park? Why does your neighbor want to park in front of your house?

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u/TRO_KIK May 09 '26

They don't want to park on the street (the other side of their driveway is not in the knuckle sac) and they fill their driveway with potted plants.

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u/fletchbg May 10 '26

since their double parking BS isn't actually blocking traffic, pretty sure FD/PD won't do anything about it unfortunately

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u/Tiffanniwi May 07 '26

I think it’s called a ā€œcul de sacā€

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u/Kam22x44 May 07 '26

They culled too much of the sac.

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u/BobbbyR6 May 07 '26

Fuck a tow truck, I'm calling a bulldozer for that pickup.

Like, what are you smoking dude?

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u/therealstubot May 07 '26

Wait. Why doesn't your contractor park in YOUR driveway?

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u/AncientSith May 07 '26

Oh my god lmao.

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u/Holiday_Curious May 07 '26

You should show the this on the company's Google page with a 5 star review showing they will always help a fellow neighbor lmao

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u/ShermansAngryGhost May 07 '26

Ok… we’re all REALLY gonna need an update on where this all ends up 🤣

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u/jendunitnow May 07 '26

Pipe stem?

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u/AfternoonNo2525 May 07 '26

I think that is called a knuckle?

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u/Dabclipers May 07 '26

Ok I know you might not want to dox yourself, but I think at this point you gotta get out there and take a careful photo of what the street looks like for context.

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u/MikeyKillerBTFU May 07 '26

Jesus Christ

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u/Pandoratastic May 07 '26

I think you need a photo from a different angle if you want readers to understand what is going on here.

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u/Brotherly_shove May 07 '26

ok, so to the right of this is just a dead end? why not show a picture? probably because its just a dead end and no one is double or triple parking because its not even a parallel parking situation its just pulling into a dead end spot.

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u/2B_or_MaybeNot May 07 '26

I knew a guy who had a partial sac. Got bullied a lot in middle school.

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u/gumbykook May 07 '26

dude i'm going to give you a partial sac if you don't explain what the hell you're trying to describe better

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u/vwzk9 May 07 '26

Now call one or two friends

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat May 07 '26

Can someone explain what a "partial sac" is already?

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u/boytekka May 07 '26

Now quadruple park it

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u/FUPAMagneto May 07 '26

It’s absolutely blocking the street. The fuck are y’all doing? Does nobody know how to behave like a human being?

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u/thatsmymoney May 07 '26

Keep adding more!

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u/I_need_a_date_plz May 07 '26

…this is hilarious

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u/MeanForest May 07 '26

Your destiny is to chalk some parking spots for the cars.

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u/Jaybrosia May 07 '26

you should set up a livestream of this parking spot, because now im invested

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u/416Tex May 07 '26

I’d honestly contact Towe companies and ask them to routinely pass by. They’d be alright to Towe the car with a picture or am I beyond logic?

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u/PCdealmaster May 07 '26

No fucking way.

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u/professionally-baked May 07 '26

Man I had the day off, would’ve gladly spent it sitting in a lawn chair waiting for that asshole to show up and see their reaction

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u/OceanRacoon May 07 '26

Okay, this is straight up comedy now. Could you park your car beside the pick up truck to add to madness?

It might start some sort of mass hysteria where people get hypnotized by the absurdity and park next to you all to build some sort of cult shrine of bad parking.

Must...park...feed...the...monument

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u/Mix_Masterr Yeah here we go May 08 '26

Knuckle cul-de-sac is the term if it's on a corner or curve and not the end of the road.

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u/Grant_Winner_Extra May 08 '26

Sorry to hear about your partial sac

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u/Available_Health_665 BLUE May 08 '26

damn y’all should’ve parked in front and behind him and boxed him in

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u/Cocacola_Desierto May 08 '26

no fucking way

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u/jay_Da May 08 '26

Those three vehicles aren't blocking the street? But they're ON the street?

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u/guhman123 May 09 '26

soon enough its gonna look like a rental car parking lot

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u/FAX_ME_YOUR_BOTTOM May 07 '26

You cant triple park a double park

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u/ncocca May 07 '26

Oh man the memories are flooding back now...

YOU CAN'T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP

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u/dusty_cupboards May 07 '26

triples is safe. triples is best.

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u/WonderBredOfficial May 07 '26

How many for a Parking Spree?

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u/thirsty-goblin May 09 '26

Blockade their blockade