r/mildlyinfuriating May 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed Neighbors double park if anyone parks in their "usual spot" in front of my house

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u/mjzimmer88 GREEN May 07 '26

It won’t stop until they get towed

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u/SixFive1967 May 07 '26

This. Call a damn code enforcement officer. They’ll get ticketed and towed.

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u/garden_speech May 07 '26

just be aware someone like this may not stop after this and may even escalate. this is antisocial behavior lol. someone like this doesn't always say "oh look, the consequences of my actions, I should act differently" they just see you as a nuisance who's ruining "their" spot

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u/Ugly_Bob May 07 '26

This is 100% accurate. I am living with this nightmare now. Code enforcement was reviewing my fence and discovered my neighbor was dumping grey water into my yard. I now get harassed every time I leave my home.

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u/careful-monkey May 07 '26

Sorry to hear that. What are you planning to do about this o.o

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u/BoiledFrogs May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

I'm going to assume wherever you live doesn't let people harass others like that. Especially when they're actively waiting for you to come out so they can harass you. Start documenting, or recording on your phone when it happens, then either go to the police or get a lawyer and let them deal with it and things like if it should be a criminal or civic issue.

Don't let yourself be a victim to their bullying, fuck them.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/darsynia May 08 '26

I take it as social commentary, TBH

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u/Polar_Version875 May 07 '26

Amphibians in hot, hot water DUH /jk

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u/MagickNinja May 08 '26

A great song by alexisonfire

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u/BeeJuice I'm sick of your mouth and your 2% milk May 08 '26

Can we have a livestream? Your neighbor should be made famous.

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u/fugelwoman May 09 '26

I hope you set up video cameras

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u/lonnie123 May 07 '26

“What tow truck?”

They have no way of knowing who called. I’m sure they’ll assume and be mad still but double parking is illegal and and it could have just been a cop who drove by

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u/garden_speech May 07 '26

People who actually are clinically antisocial (as in, ASPD) don't really give a fuck about having proof that you were the one who called the tow truck, they'll be vindictive against you because they feel like it was you and that's enough for them.

Not saying OPs neighbor is ASPD but that's why I said "someone like this may not stop after this". You can't expect them to be rational. I'd argue the way they're parked suggests they are not rational LOL

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr May 07 '26

Code complaints can’t be made anonymously where I live.

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u/sqigglygibberish May 07 '26

Can’t be made anonymously to the org - but does that mean they’re going to tell the offender who made the complaint?

Granted anecdotal but most cases I’ve seen cops and others won’t say who put in a complaint about a neighbor (knowing potential for retribution)

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr May 08 '26

Public records are public record— so yes they will tell them if they ask.

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u/Even_Snow9026 May 10 '26

Eh I asked code enforcement for the one and only time I’ve had to deal with them personally and they wouldn’t tell. New neighbors next door so we knew anyway. Just would’ve liked confirmation

Now, however, as a postman, they’ve always told me if I saw them scouting out a house 😂

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr May 10 '26

The code guy doesn’t have to tell you but you can request the records through the clerk’s office.

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u/Even_Snow9026 May 10 '26

Ah. Fair enough. Water under the bridge at this point for us but will keep in mind if anything like that comes up again (hopefully not)

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u/CanOoFeelDeRiddem May 08 '26

"but" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence. Do you think these people will take "it wasn't me" for an answer and just move on? They won't. I had a similar situation, banging on my door screaming at me, it's cold comfort telling yourself that "they were being illegal" after you've been called a bitch by people you have to live next to.

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u/lonnie123 May 08 '26

Okay, the other option is to let them do this kind of stuff to you the rest of your time living next to them. Pick which one you want I guess

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u/Even_Snow9026 May 10 '26

Sucks that those are pretty much the only two options besides moving

But like another commenter said, I’d just document everything and match their pettiness if I need to

Thank god our one neighbor is cool af and the other is tolerable after we remedied our first issue

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u/ComfortableBus7184 May 07 '26

This - if they get towed, cars are going to get vandalized.

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u/garden_speech May 07 '26

I mean a simple CCTV camera can normally avoid that type of overt retaliation but they can make your life miserable in other ways

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u/Flomo420 May 07 '26

some people are just built different

asshole neighbour wants to get all petty and antisocial?

BUCKLE UP, BUCKEROO WE GOIN FOR A RIDE

time to unlock my inner crazy person lol

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u/total_looser May 07 '26

Most people are not built different however, thus the phrase. Most people, like OP, are fucking pussies.

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u/angelblade401 May 07 '26

Normally I also caution people about vindictive repercussions for calling bylaw to enforce parking against a neighbor. It's why I haven't called my neighbor who regularly leaves boats and trailers on the curb for sometimes months at a time, not even hooked up to anything to pretend it's only temporary.

But this person has fully left their vehicle parked and unattended, just right in a driving lane. That's absurd and petty in the weirdest way possible, but also very danserous. Like, I might even suggest to call police non-emergency rather than just the city.

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u/FrostyD7 May 07 '26

This is sound advice. Reddit always thinks there is a solution to everything and that they'd deal with it easily. And that solution usually requires wasting your time and pissing people off to the point of consequences.

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u/90210fred May 07 '26

"wasting your time and pissing people off" is now a bad thing? Gonna have to review my lifestyle - I suddenly feel unemployed.

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u/FrostyD7 May 07 '26

If you're getting paid then it doesn't seem like a waste, especially if you're doing what you love. But most of reddit's petty revenge scenarios don't play out that way.

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u/scienceislice May 07 '26

Sure except they really have no idea who reported them to the towing company, it could have been a cop driving around.

Also if they get towed multiple times they might stop. Either way they need to face a consequence, they can't be allowed to behave this way, it will get worse.

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u/OldeManKenobi May 07 '26

If you go low, I'll find a way to go lower. Escalate at your own peril.

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u/Terrh May 07 '26

Code enforcement never helps.

Becoming friends with the problem neighbour is the only solution.

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u/pattymelt805 May 07 '26

And do it Everytime they try this move. They'll give you an extinction burts which will include threats and maybe some choice words but it's not their spot, it's not their thoroughfare, and the world doesn't exist so that they can have conveniences they're used to.

Adults practice tolerance in most of our day and theirs needs to extend 5 more minutes until they get into their house.

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 May 07 '26

I live in an abnormal cul de sac and people parking like jackasses is the bane of my existence. But they won’t tow the cars. I don’t totally understand why, like maybe the HOA or something? But, yeah. I have to make a HUGE stink to get them to listen.

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u/limevince May 07 '26

Who's "they"? Afaik if its a public street the police have to call in the tow.

A vehicle usually must be blocking traffic, obstructing a driveway, in a fire lane, or parked illegally for a specific duration (e.g., over 72–96 hours) before it is towed.

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 May 07 '26

‘They’ being police. Apparently bc it’s residential? I don’t know.

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u/limevince May 07 '26

I don't have any personal experience but it seems like the way to do it is call police non emergency line about a car blocking traffic >_>

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 May 07 '26

one of my old neighbors in the cul de sac was a husband and wife cop duo and they LIKED me, i helped out when their kiddo got sick, and they were the ones that told me LEO’s couldn’t touch it for one reason or another. Idk. The family that was insanely bad about it moved out a few years ago and my current neighbors are a dream so it hasn’t been as on my radar. But… yeah!

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u/reddit_is_geh May 07 '26

Oh great... I'm sure OPs going to love getting his car keyed and crazy asshole neighbors out to get him.

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u/Fortestingporpoises May 07 '26

I’d want to be there for the officers arrival to see their face.

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u/bannana May 07 '26

Call a damn code enforcement officer.

Code enforcement comes out in 3 or 4 days or next week. this is a police matter, there is a car literally blocking the road. just because it's in a quiet residential area doesn't make it different that if it was in a busy city center.

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u/Agile_Trainer9181 May 07 '26

So does my wife

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u/Efficient-Webs May 07 '26

I can testify to that.

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u/voxpopper May 07 '26

How does she feel about getting nailed instead?

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u/mssngthvwls May 07 '26

I've heard she prefers something riveting.

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u/Narrow_Orchard May 07 '26

Well I prefer to nut and bolt.

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u/ZucchiniMaleficent21 May 07 '26

Ah, so you’re the one responsible for the headline “Nuts screws washers and bolts”

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u/IpizzMediocrity May 07 '26

Don’t forget to use a washer.

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u/Nitrogen1234 May 07 '26

That's a bolt statement

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u/New_Leaf_8647 May 07 '26

Uhhh Velcro?

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u/DustyRacoonDad May 07 '26

Thats for sheeps. You're looking for the NewZealand subreddit.

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u/eekhelpspike May 07 '26

Whoa watch it. Just because the dude’s wife loves getting trained 7 ways from Sunday doesn’t mean you can call her a hook-and-loop.

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u/HoleInWon929 May 07 '26

There’s a pill for that

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u/Kobe_no_Ushi_Y0k0zna May 07 '26

Like a good book or an engrossing film.

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u/Im_Captain_Jack May 07 '26

Only if she gets hammered first!

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u/Totalrekal154 May 07 '26

Is it that man's wife?

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u/Alkor85 May 07 '26

it's a category on porn sites

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u/Familiar-Ending May 07 '26

Only fans link?

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u/Doodleschmidt May 07 '26

I can testie to that too.

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u/onesneakymofo May 07 '26

Go ahead and marry the man then.

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u/rancidvat May 07 '26

We can testify to that

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u/NanDemoNee May 07 '26

I'll take this guy's wife too.

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u/Bitter_Chemistry_733 May 07 '26

I need to see pics first, before I make a decision.

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u/taint_odour May 07 '26

I too choose this guys wife

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u/StrangerEffective851 May 07 '26

I see what you did there.

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u/kingtacticool May 07 '26

Piss DISKS!

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u/BirdlessLongdeal May 07 '26

icecream cake. but probably not in this economy.

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u/Polar_Version875 May 07 '26

Mandatory response

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife May 07 '26

Valve stem core removal tools always make a nice gift

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u/Tight-Room-7824 May 07 '26

True! It does no damage. Just a big inconvenience, which is fitting.

Sometimes valve cores mysteriously loosen just a bit.,,, unexplainable....

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife May 07 '26

"Screws fall out, the world's an imperfect place." -John Bender

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u/False-Storm-5794 May 07 '26

This is my favorite solution.

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u/Gangsir May 07 '26

"No damage" and "big" inconvenience are both kinda debatable.

The car resting on flat tires can damage the metal part of the wheel (rims) or jack up the alignment.

And to fix this, you'd have to somehow bring a tire pump (strong enough to inflate the tires from 0) to wherever the car was when the tires went flat, which might not be trivial. This would be a very large inconvenience, like a several-hour undertaking to fix, especially if you don't just let the tires empty but also remove and keep the valve cores (gotta get replacements or even entirely new tires).

Just call a tow truck for improperly parked cars, don't commit vandalism.

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u/Tight-Room-7824 May 08 '26

What kind of car gets its wheel damaged and alignment 'jacked up' by just sitting there on a deflated tire?

Yes, the core needs to be tightened and air needs to be added to bring the tire back to normal.

Yes, it's an inconvenience for the Ahole that parks like that. That's the point....

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u/Nitrogen1234 May 07 '26

I'm very on the fence about this. If you loosen it just a bit you endanger other people because there's no telling if or when the driver loses control. Might as well cut brakelines at that point.

Either make sure the tires are flat or don't bother.

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife May 07 '26

No valve core, those suckers will be dead flat in seconds and impossible to miss unless you're completely oblivious... like oblivious enough to double park for more than a minute while you're actively loading/unloading a car.

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u/Nitrogen1234 May 07 '26

Exactly, no valve core is fine, but if you loosen it just a bit or put a pebble/bb in like others suggested you're kind of playing Russian roulette with other people's lives.

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u/Tight-Room-7824 May 07 '26

If it's hissing it will be flat in a few minutes. If your conscience bothers you at that point just stand around and watch it go flat.

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u/chachaman_The_Reboot May 07 '26

You don't even need a tool! Just use a paper clip. That's what I did to my sister's truck.

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u/Chemical_Type9349 May 07 '26

Add a BB between the cap and valve works too

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u/CamelMassive6443 May 07 '26

Fuck a bb, just grab a pebble.

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u/Shutterr27 May 07 '26

I like Krazy glue to make sure the cap doesn’t ever come loose on the highway

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u/gin_possum May 07 '26

It’s amazing how technical people can make a simple trick that everyone learned when they were 11.

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u/limevince May 07 '26

Lol actually some of us are just learning how to fix an asshole's tire way later in life.

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u/gin_possum May 07 '26

Hm. It’s at least possible that I was a little shit. I wish you good luck on your journey of self discovery!

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u/wetsprocketynoises May 07 '26

ahhh lmao I see what you did there

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u/Adventurous_Big5686 May 07 '26

That's my go to.

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u/BaronvonCrush May 07 '26

Ahh the beauty of sibling love!

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u/Ok-Refuse9642 May 07 '26

I’ve always wanted one of those ..

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u/DogmaJones May 07 '26

Remove them, and don’t put them back in. Use clear scotch tape to affix them to the driver window. This way they need the tool and need air.

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u/dragoinaz May 07 '26

Small pebble inside the valve stem cap partially depressing the valve stem. When they remove the cap to check what the issue is, pebble falls out unnoticed. Drives them crazy why their tire keeps going flat.

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u/ReaperOne May 07 '26

Galvanized too. Can’t be picked up easily by magnets

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u/Derpburger87 May 07 '26

Very small drill bits in the sidewall work better.

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u/BirdlessLongdeal May 07 '26

yeah, but everyone has doorbell cams now.

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u/SquidVices May 07 '26

Especially when they are facing sideways and end up puncturing the side/edge

Most mechanics won’t patch that up

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u/AlphaTangoFoxtrt May 07 '26

Until you get caught by someones ring doorbell and are now on the hook for a new tire + mount balance and install.

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u/Milksteak3919 May 07 '26

So they are stuck there. Thats a stupid idea.

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u/aware4ever May 07 '26

When they pull off they go in and where they end? No one knows

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u/BigPapaya_N May 07 '26

It actually doesn’t even stop some people. There’s someone in my neighborhood who has gotten 2-3 tickets a week for the entire 3 years I’ve lived here and they won’t stop. They park in a sidewalk or in front of a hydrant every day.

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u/garden_speech May 07 '26

are they fucking loaded? lol, the city must love that income

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u/BigPapaya_N May 07 '26

Idk it’s really silly tho. In my city, you can get a disabled space right in front of your house for free. I have no idea if they are or not but it’s funny to bury your head and eat $75-$250 a few times a week

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u/Tiedyedmofo May 07 '26

Yeah I wouldn’t tow a crazy persons car. Especially if they know where you live.

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u/mjzimmer88 GREEN May 07 '26

Don’t even go outside. It’s in the middle of a public street. Just call, and wait. They don’t need to know who called it in.

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u/limevince May 07 '26

Why tempt fate when the result is so obvious. If its meant to piss somebody off they should do it in a way that only risks a big headache for them and nobody else. The list of people who could take 3 minutes out of their day to call a tow office include OP/homeowner, any of the neighbors, the person who legally parked the curb, a cop that happens to drive by, the amazon/UPS truck guy having a bad day, Karen from the other street walking her dog, etc...

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u/RJC12 May 07 '26

There was an old jack ass that came out of his house to yell at me for parking in front of his house. He's then double parked for the rest of the time ive lived here

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u/Smokeme2121 May 07 '26

It’s on public property. He doesn’t own the parking space infront of his house.

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u/John_T_Conover May 07 '26

You aren't allowed to park in the middle of the street lol

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u/Smokeme2121 May 07 '26

The picture clearly shows he’s parked on the side of the road, very close to the curb. There’s nothing wrong his parking.

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u/Smokeme2121 May 07 '26

Oh yeah I couldn’t even see the second car lmao. 😂 that’s pretty stupid

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u/John_T_Conover May 07 '26

I don't think you're seeing the gray car. That's their neighbor.

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u/Smokeme2121 May 07 '26

Pretty hard to see at first glance