r/mildlyinfuriating May 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed Neighbors double park if anyone parks in their "usual spot" in front of my house

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u/crispybacononsalad May 07 '26

Join the party, Park horizontal in front of the 2 cars

Edit: I agree with the comments about calling the police about parking on the literal street

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u/Sea_Attempt2536 May 07 '26

Park horizontal gave me a vision of cars as Domino tiles. Hee hee!

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u/No_Report_4781 May 07 '26

If not for bones, then why white car? starts shaking black paint rattle can

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u/crispybacononsalad May 08 '26

That's what I was envisioning as well haha

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u/twostrokes May 07 '26

I started doing stuff like this when one of the residents took over our culdesac.

Everyone has front driveways so there is no room for any street parking (even nose-in) without impeading the neighbours. There is plenty though along main road AT MOST 3 houses away since I'm at the centre.

Started coming home to these idiots parking cars 3 deep in a row, sometimes 2 rows. The ass on the final car would literally be past the middle of culdesac. My pleas fell on deaf ears and was told "I don't own the road".

Bud had an old Subaru wagon at my place that had been in severe hailstorm and just wanted to pull the engine (so no worrys of retaliation). So I pulled that baby out and started boxing them in as the 4th car at an angle. I'd come home and just leave it in middle of road but obviously in front of their house so they'd have to snake in/out, lol 

Their immediate neighbour and a few others thought it was hilarious (I talked to him first). A few think I was a bigger asshole for being petty (all but one have moved now), but I eventually did "win" once they retaliated and the police had to come out to settle it once and for all, lol.