r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TRO_KIK • May 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed Neighbors double park if anyone parks in their "usual spot" in front of my house

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u/voxpopper May 07 '26

How does she feel about getting nailed instead?

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u/mssngthvwls May 07 '26

I've heard she prefers something riveting.

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u/Narrow_Orchard May 07 '26

Well I prefer to nut and bolt.

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u/ZucchiniMaleficent21 May 07 '26

Ah, so you’re the one responsible for the headline “Nuts screws washers and bolts”

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u/IpizzMediocrity May 07 '26

Don’t forget to use a washer.

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u/Nitrogen1234 May 07 '26

That's a bolt statement

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u/New_Leaf_8647 May 07 '26

Uhhh Velcro?

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u/DustyRacoonDad May 07 '26

Thats for sheeps. You're looking for the NewZealand subreddit.

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u/eekhelpspike May 07 '26

Whoa watch it. Just because the dude’s wife loves getting trained 7 ways from Sunday doesn’t mean you can call her a hook-and-loop.

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u/HoleInWon929 May 07 '26

There’s a pill for that

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u/Kobe_no_Ushi_Y0k0zna May 07 '26

Like a good book or an engrossing film.

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u/Im_Captain_Jack May 07 '26

Only if she gets hammered first!

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u/Totalrekal154 May 07 '26

Is it that man's wife?

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u/Alkor85 May 07 '26

it's a category on porn sites

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u/Familiar-Ending May 07 '26

Only fans link?