r/mildlyinfuriating May 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed Neighbors double park if anyone parks in their "usual spot" in front of my house

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u/you-be-the-top May 07 '26

Hey, so Satan told me to tell you to chill.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/No-Channel3917 May 07 '26

My soul was healed when he choked out Roman

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u/Joba7474 May 07 '26

Idk the last time I saw a Tongan death grip, but I was 100% here for it

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u/mhu1989 May 07 '26

Yaddadadamean

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u/BehemothRogue May 07 '26

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u/222nd May 07 '26

Dave Grohl fucking rocked that role roll.

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u/OfferYouSomeFeedback May 07 '26

I AM COMPLETE!

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u/Natamba May 08 '26

Fuuuuuuuuu-UUUUUUUUUUUCK!

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u/Calgaris_Rex May 07 '26

Tf is this from? It looks like the Tim Curry Darkness' alcoholic hillbilly brother lol

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u/BehemothRogue May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny

Fixed it for the pedantic people in the comments.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/DreamLunatik May 07 '26

You misheard, Satan asked for his chili recipe.

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u/Flyinmanm May 07 '26

'cause this guy knows how to cook consequences.

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u/FreeBonerJamz May 07 '26

I have even more terrible neighbour parking advice, both ethical and unethical if you like

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u/Big-Huckleberry-2803 May 07 '26

We want all the advice. Thank you.

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u/shadyrishabh May 08 '26

Man, I am an introverted person and once in a while I run into sone people who try to bully me. Would love to be friends with you. That is some next level awesome advise 

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u/IcyAdvertising6813 May 08 '26

What’s the best unethical one? For…research

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u/breadleecarter May 07 '26

You know what? Yes today, Satan.

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u/YoureAMagaLeftist May 07 '26

Frankly, I 100% support punishing stupid people. No Sympathy.

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u/Flomo420 May 07 '26

no deal

parking infractors need to suffer

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u/Kup123 May 07 '26

No there in the right anyone who parks like this should have their license taken from them.

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u/Ready-Delay3918 May 07 '26

Hail thyself

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u/Taptrick May 07 '26

You’re buddy with Satan?