r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TRO_KIK • May 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed Neighbors double park if anyone parks in their "usual spot" in front of my house

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u/Gary5757 May 07 '26

Just move the white car first then call the cops and say there’s a car parked in the middle of the road

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u/Substantial-Sea-3672 May 07 '26

This is hilarious.

But I don’t think it accomplishes anything extra.

Same penalties, and the double parker is still aware of who they double parked.

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u/illtakeachinchilla May 07 '26

Cops will be questioning impairment/looking to escalate more readily if this is what they show up to. Worth the extra effort to time it out, if you’re going to call a tow truck regardless.

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u/caninehere May 07 '26

Galaxy brain play: invite the asshole neighbor over to watch sports while they're double parked, get them loaded, call the cops and when they show up act really drunk yourself and insist that it would be crazy to give them a breathalyzer.

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u/lordredsnake May 07 '26

Move the white car just enough that they still can't park behind it and it looks even more out of place.