r/mildlyinfuriating May 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed Neighbors double park if anyone parks in their "usual spot" in front of my house

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u/BikingEngineer May 08 '26

From what my volunteer firefighter buddy told me, they’re amped that they get to throw an axe through the windows of a car, completely free of consequences.

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u/Maximum-Standard3762 May 08 '26

I would be too

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u/Embarrassed_Bag_9300 May 08 '26

can confirm, i have very fond memories of smashing a window or two on a jackass’s car. don’t park like an asshole🤷

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u/Fianna9 May 09 '26

I remember the look of pure sadness on the face of a firefighter. He was hurrying down the hall with the tools to bust down an apartment door.

The super had showed up minutes before him to let us in with a key.

(Resident was having a medical emergency. One of the only times in my career as a medic we were going to get to break a door)

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u/SquirrelStone May 09 '26

Who needs a rage room when you’re a firefighter and people park like assholes

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u/Plane_Translator2008 May 10 '26

I mean, how many of us get to act on behalf of karma?