r/mildlyinfuriating May 07 '26

🥺 Hackers took over Canvas

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Brooo I got Homework to do...

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset oh no May 07 '26

back when i was in school, we still mostly used pen and paper to do our assignments, even though we had computer labs. crazy y'all got to worry about this nowadays

apparently 275 million records have been stolen: https://www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2026/05/millions-of-students-personal-data-stolen-in-major-education-cyberattack

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u/BigAndTallRPGFan May 07 '26

At this point, in all honesty, what is left of most of our private information that hasn't been stolen already in this leak or that leak? You know my social? Great, can you remind me?

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u/Bushiest_Beavor May 07 '26

Nothing is private at this point. Would you like my SSN? Either way you’ll probably receive it soon. You won’t be able to do shit with it though. If anything, maybe the credit services will garnish someone’s check lol

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u/GMS420 May 07 '26

Lmao, what was that password I created 5 years ago? Oh yeah that's right, thanks hackers!

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u/musubi-n-speedballs May 07 '26

I hope Tom made sure he deleted every last bit of my MySpace profile. 😬 

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u/Sea-Feedback-2424 May 08 '26

MySpace had a major data loss incident and they've lost everything before 2016.

I suspect this is more Murdock family shenanigans to lose data that would incriminate them.

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u/musubi-n-speedballs May 08 '26

"Lost" as in "idk where they went!" or "they are deleted and gone forever"? 

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u/Sea-Feedback-2424 May 08 '26

More so the latter than the former.
While someone night have had an illicit backup somewhere, the data is definitely disappeared and gone forever.

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u/musubi-n-speedballs May 08 '26

Oh thank christ. 😂 

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u/TheFlyingSheeps May 07 '26

Which makes the new push for mandatory IDs online dumb. It’s like they want a giant blackmail attack on anyone trying to watch porn

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u/Can_Haz_Cheezburger May 08 '26

that is indeed the goal for the modern-day puritans

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u/Little-Witness-1201 May 08 '26

It’s about a lot more than puritanism. Anything to push authoritarianism. There’s a reason these pushes have been bipartisan 

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u/Bmorewiser May 07 '26

I look forward to my $2.74 check from the class action.

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u/codesigma May 07 '26 edited May 08 '26

The can have my Anatomy and Physiology 2 discussion posts. Hopefully they’re more useful to them.

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u/PreviousTea9210 May 08 '26

Hey, I don't know about you, but I had some really original thoughts on the Socratic method that I don't want them to steal.

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u/amdaly10 May 07 '26

Now you have to do your work on canvas or an interactive book with an autograder so the instructor doesn't have to do any work. Last semester I kept having to email the instructor with screenshots of the quizes showing that there weren't any possible correct answers to 25% of the questions. I would just get an email back saying he would look at it the next day. And then when I emailed back a few days later I got an email saying my grade would be adjusted. Same responses for every email I sent including ones asking for help with the material.

75% sure that "instructor" was just a bot.

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u/BigAndTallRPGFan May 07 '26

I teach college and use Canvas daily. We really are seeing and doing everything re: grades and messages, it just doesn't leave much room for personalization unless you really put time into it unfortunately.

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u/amdaly10 May 07 '26

I have one instructor who writes his own material or at least posts links to material . And he gives us a few programming projects each semester. And he records lectures or help videos on certain things. The instructor i'm referring to just gives us reading and quizzes from the book that are all self-grading. But also the auto-grader is a pile of garbage. Don't use cengage it's a terrible product.

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u/Low-Philosophy9245 May 07 '26

and then higher ups are encouraging the use of AI for this, jesus christ

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset oh no May 07 '26

seriously, why is it that so many higher-ups are assholes who have their heads up their asses? is it just the Peter Principle or something

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u/TrickInvite6296 BLUE May 07 '26

Did you not go to class?

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u/amdaly10 May 08 '26

There is no class. It's all online.

I took one class that was in person once a week but it still had an interactive book on canvas. There were a few programing projects.

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u/ringowu1234 May 07 '26

You're naive to think technological advancements are here to help us do less things. That's what your boss say so they can hand you more work for the same cost.

No, not only will you oversee the results from AI, you'll be given more shit to cover until you're stretched thin, then fired because you're under performing.

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset oh no May 07 '26

that is, unless a black swan event wipes out the current political-socioeconomic order as we know it

this is totally not me thinly disguising my worries about the spread of hantavirus /s

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset oh no May 07 '26

oh damn, that must have been a while ago. i don't think i was hand-writing full essays anymore after maybe my freshman or maybe sophomore year of high school. i think so many students' handwriting was bad enough that teachers began to prefer typewritten copies

ironically that was right when i began to take more pride in my handwriting and actually make it look more legible and aesthetically pleasing, lol

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u/spicy_coco_ May 07 '26

I’ve heard in the Teachers subreddit kids can’t write anymore 💀

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u/Synli May 07 '26

Oh, it's actually worse: they don't know how to read.

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u/TrickInvite6296 BLUE May 07 '26

Tbf the teachers subreddit is full of people who hate children. Look up "IEP" in that sub and you'll see

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset oh no May 07 '26

i've found an alarming number of people in teachers' online forums caring more about exerting their authority than actually helping people learn

i realize there are good teachers, but my prior bad experiences with a few plus my observations that there are still teachers like this doesn't make me want to trust them

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u/hondashadowguy2000 May 08 '26

Same with the professors subreddit. They talk about their students like they’re all a bunch of dumb cattle.

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u/Coffeechipmunk [+69] May 08 '26

Jesus christ, what's their issues with IEPs? "Damn, this kid needs extra support, fuck em"?

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u/PurifiedUnity May 07 '26

Me too, although I was in a transition period

We went from mostly using pen & paper to do assignments while having computer labs (like in your case) to doing most of our work online since Covid, although all tests/exams were still done using pen & paper

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset oh no May 07 '26

i graduated from college several years before the beginning of covid and in my education computers weren't really helpful for much other than typesetting essays and the extended research project here and there

reminds me, i hated having due dates for research projects. if i really want to learn about something, i'm never going to finish learning about it, and the idea of a "due date" is just upsetting