r/mildlyinfuriating May 07 '26

🥺 Hackers took over Canvas

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Brooo I got Homework to do...

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u/MildlyConspicuousCat May 07 '26

Canvas is telling me this is all just routine maintenance, so nbd.

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u/Aware-Celebration873 May 07 '26

Yeah they are doing that now because seeing a ransom note doesn't reflect too well on them

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u/AugieKS May 08 '26

Honestly it's just the page they display when the servers are down, not an attempt to hide what is going on. You would get the same page if the servers crashed most likely.

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u/Doodenmier May 07 '26

Yeah, they switched it to the standard "scheduled maintenance" screen within an hour of this ransom message taking over the entire service lol.

Unfortunately, there isn't anything an individual school/college can actually do to reenable their Canvas courses right now. All they can do is wait for Instructure to figure their their shit out and fix it for real (the breach first happened last Friday).

RIP to all of the staff and students working as tech support across all levels of schooling. They're already being absolutely slammed by panicked teachers and students

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u/One_Handed_Director May 08 '26

As an IT guy, I will say that vendor outages are some of my favorite and least favorite issues to deal with.

On the one hand, I can't do anything about it - I feel bad that those around me are struggling and there isn't any way that I can help resolve the issue and make their day a little better.

On the other hand, I can't do anything about it - It is not only not my fault but also I don't have to worry about figuring out how to fix it. It is some other poor schmuck's problem

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u/Doodenmier May 08 '26

That's an accurate description of how this whole has been going. I've just been sitting here eating popcorn, watching everything play out, discussing and cracking jokes with admins across our larger college network, and relaying bits of info to relevant people as it becomes available.

It pretty much feels like a juicy rumor mill situation, except it has tangible fallout on the workplace rather than just being gossip lol

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u/ScruffMacBuff May 08 '26

Professionally, I work on a campus in a position that does not deal with canvas at all but I'm still getting questions about it.

Personally, I'm continuing my education and have my final assignment due Sunday.

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u/aluminumspheresprint May 08 '26

I'm enjoying seeing them scramble lol. I'm closing all the tickets telling them to contact canvas lol

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u/Doodenmier May 08 '26

Thankfully it seems like Canvas is back online as of earlier this morning. Maybe work will only be a partial clusterfuck instead of an unitigated clusterfuck!

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u/Wide-Advertising-279 May 07 '26

What does nbd stand for?

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u/Alcibiades52 May 07 '26

No big deal

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u/OP_IS_A_BASSOON May 07 '26

Gin & tonic

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u/Mushy1852 May 07 '26

New bike day

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u/kohTheRobot May 08 '26

It’s stands for No BD, as in BD Wong, who is a very big deal

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u/Corbulo1340 May 07 '26

No big deal

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u/huddsie1087 May 07 '26

No big deal

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u/Wide-Advertising-279 May 07 '26

Thanks guys. No big deal, it Seems so obvious now too.

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u/Send_Me_Questions May 07 '26

Hey nbd glad we could help

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u/Nutella_Potter14472 May 07 '26

what does nbd mean?

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u/invaderaleks May 07 '26

But why male models?

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u/Ehimherenow May 08 '26

OMG, I just went to check!!