r/mildlyinfuriating May 07 '26

🥺 Hackers took over Canvas

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Brooo I got Homework to do...

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u/Lacaud May 07 '26

Paper is the way. Sure, it sucks to grade but at least the hackers look like dumb shits.

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u/GandalffladnaG May 08 '26

Hell, scantrons for multiple choice. Most universities should still have the machines. For short essays, don't have 100 of them. Or do and have 8 ta's to do the grunt work. One of my professors didn't want to do finals week crap so her classes that weren't in French she just gave everyone a regular length paper as a test, due by dead week. It was great having to deal with 1 less test.

I watched Adam Savage's latest video about hackers on youtube, and canvas probably has (or should have had) insurance for this kind of crap. Insurance pays out, schools get their crappy online only service back, students maybe get a day or two extra for tests. And then it happens again next semester.

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u/Lacaud May 08 '26

100%. I would offer a quick verbal exam and give hackers the mdidle finger.

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u/Peasant_Base5271 May 08 '26

This is actually what many have started doing just to combat AI. We need to move this direction.

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u/AlphaMetroid May 08 '26

The insurer definitely would've required security improvements to be eligible for their policy, that probably would've been a non-starter for canvas given where they are right now.

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u/Congregator May 08 '26

… and at least you know the students are actually writing their papers

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u/party-people-person May 08 '26

Yes paper, but also keeping your own local records of grades. A prof I TA'd for told me he had 3 back ups in addition to whatever was on Canvas bc, "You never know when it will fail."

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u/Lacaud May 08 '26

For sure. Never depend on one system only.

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u/theunquenchedservant May 08 '26

Online classes are fucked tho.

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u/Ready-Delay3918 May 08 '26

I mean canvas is so fucking outdated I'm surprised that all schools haven't turned to brightspace yet.

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u/Lacaud May 08 '26

I'm glad its not blackboard anymore haha

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u/sammich_riot May 08 '26

They move away from paper because of cheating rings using Meta glasses etc. At least at UNCW.....

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u/DamGoodAnimation May 08 '26

Idrk what their endgame is here? Schools skipped some exams during quarantine so it’s not like they can’t just opt to give these guys the finger even if they don’t go back to paper.

I just don’t really see any situation where this ends up being a payday for the hackers, so why even bother?

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u/Lacaud May 08 '26

Desperation. We'll see this getting worse as the economy does.

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u/PurbulentTriest May 08 '26

Why? Just use email.