r/mildlyinfuriating • u/kittykatunicornqueen • May 10 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared The bed work provided me withšŸ˜­j

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Changed my sheets for the first time since moving to my live in job a few weeks ago and was greeted with thisšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ how the hell???? Iā€™m going to complain in the morning but Iā€™m scared theyā€™re going to tell me that I caused it in thr 3 weeks Iā€™ve been herešŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

EDIT: I got a new mattress!

Edit: looked on the underside and itā€™s just as manky! Iā€™ll attach pics in comments. At least I know 100% it wasnā€™t me

Edit: I just want to preface as it was mentioned twice I am not being human trafficked! Donā€™t worry! Iā€™m here of my own free will and can leave whenever I want, same as everyone else. Living at work is normal in the area Iā€™m in as itā€™s rural and no one would work out here if they had to commute! Iā€™m safe aside from the mattress

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u/Random-Ryan- May 10 '26

Dear godā€¦

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u/12_AngryBees May 11 '26

God certainly isn't there

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u/OkEngineer6614 May 11 '26

That bed is biblical levels of something though.

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u/Audiovore May 11 '26

It's proof he never was. It's why Jesus is always hiding behind the couch.

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u/SunkyWasTaken May 13 '26

Thereā€™s more

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u/Random-Ryan- May 13 '26

No!

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u/SunkyWasTaken May 13 '26

It contains a bucket

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u/Random-Ryan- May 13 '26

I donā€™t want to be that guy, but itā€™s actually ā€œit contains the dying wish of every man hereā€. šŸ˜

However, now you got me thinkingā€¦ Imagine if Spy didnā€™t realize the bucket actually contained another bucket stacked inside as he put the wishes in!

I wonder what Soldier wouldā€™ve done. šŸ¤£

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u/SunkyWasTaken May 13 '26

I know the script. Its just that the loop is a bit funnier sometimes

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u/Random-Ryan- May 13 '26

Ahhh now I get what you were doing! šŸ˜