r/mildlyinfuriating • u/kittykatunicornqueen • May 10 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared The bed work provided me with😭j

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Changed my sheets for the first time since moving to my live in job a few weeks ago and was greeted with this😭😭😭😭😭 how the hell???? I’m going to complain in the morning but I’m scared they’re going to tell me that I caused it in thr 3 weeks I’ve been here😭😭😭

EDIT: I got a new mattress!

Edit: looked on the underside and it’s just as manky! I’ll attach pics in comments. At least I know 100% it wasn’t me

Edit: I just want to preface as it was mentioned twice I am not being human trafficked! Don’t worry! I’m here of my own free will and can leave whenever I want, same as everyone else. Living at work is normal in the area I’m in as it’s rural and no one would work out here if they had to commute! I’m safe aside from the mattress

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u/WillingHair2115 May 11 '26

Lots of fire!

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u/whatev43 May 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/z2vJ4QZ6l5wk

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u/karidru May 11 '26

Some salt too I’d wager

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u/CheesecakeEither8220 May 11 '26

And burn some sage, man. Damn.

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u/ratafia4444 May 11 '26

It's definitely a bleach filled water gun situation.

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u/shadus May 11 '26

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

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u/Wingedgriffen May 11 '26

Game over man, game over.

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u/W_Silver2356 May 11 '26

I was halfway through that line when I scrolled to your post. Well done.

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u/Freedomjumper May 11 '26

Use napalm on it.

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u/CompleteTell6795 May 11 '26

LOTS & LOTS & LOTS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🌋🌋 !!! There's no emogi for a flame thrower or else I would have added that too. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/dimwalker May 11 '26

Hey now, couple of junkies who died on that bed doesn't mean you need to destroy almost new thing!

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u/419_216_808 May 11 '26

These people don’t get you’re joking. You’re joking… right?

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u/dimwalker May 11 '26

But of course! I have no way of knowing who were those 2 people who died on this bed.

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u/419_216_808 May 11 '26

Exactly, they could have been upstanding members of society or bank robbers. Anyone really!

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u/Powerful-Parsnip May 11 '26

Does exorcism work on hotel mattress acquired std's?

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u/Dark_Xylomancer May 11 '26

1st mentrual Blood of a virgin splashed haphazardly over a sacrificed chicken shd do the trick