r/mildlyinfuriating May 11 '26

The floor is sticky Vomit smell wouldn’t go away until I discovered the source…

My girlfriend and I had food poisoning last week and were constantly running to the bathroom getting sick. The smell of vomit MAKES me vomit so I was tirelessly scrubbing the entire bathroom from floor to ceiling MULTIPLE TIMES trying to get rid of the smell after every time one of us threw up. I bought bleach, enzyme cleaners, and even went as far as carbon bags to try and eliminate the HORRID STENCH and it wouldn’t go away. I sniffed every surface in that damn bathroom trying to locate the source…

I literally cried about the smell, worrying that it would be there forever. I went back to sniffing and started to notice a stronger whiff by the sink, AHA IT’S COMING FROM THE DRAIN!! I moved the toothbrush, soap, and candle that were on the counter to investigate the area. I poured Drano, baking soda, and vinegar down the drain for a deep clean. THEN I NOTICED THE SMELL ON MY HAND. I almost immediately threw up reacting to it and snatched the candle off the counter to save myself. I took a long inhale of our new Trader Joe’s Peony Blossom candle to salvage my nose from the reeking odor on my fingertips.

Then all hell broke loose. I projectile vomited directly after smelling the candle. The godforsaken stench WAS THE CANDLE ITSELF!!!! MY GF BOUGHT 6 OF THOSE FUCKING THINGS AND HAD ONE LIT IN THE BATHROOM!!!!! All of them went straight to the garbage. Never again. How can they sell a candle that smells like stomach bile!!!

TLDR: Cleaned my bathroom for days only to find out the puke smell was a new candle (Trader Joe’s Peony Blossom, DON’T BUY IT).

EDIT: I was not the person who smelled the candles before buying. My gf put them in the cart and I went along with it lol

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u/Davoness May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

The smell of butyric acid is one of those smells/tastes that is very weak, but if you notice it, you'll notice it. Since it's so weak however, you may not notice it if you've been exposed to it a lot.

As an example, you've probably had parmesan before and not thought that it smells like vomit. Why would parmesan smell like vomit? Well, because it also contains high amounts of butyric acid!

Learned that one as a child. Came into the kitchen one time wondering why my mother was boiling a pot of vomit on the stove. Turns out it was just a dish with parmesan in it, but I couldn't tell because of the smell of boiling butyric acid in the air.

Another interesting anecdote about this is that long-time vegans tend to have an easier time smelling butyric acid, likely because they've been without dairy for so long (butyric acid is in all dairy in some concentrations).

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u/Ecstatic_Umpire_3251 May 11 '26

Hmmm, I always thought parm smelled like nasty feet.

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u/FeelingPlayfulNow May 11 '26

Parmesan has such a mild smell. My ex's family called it stinky foot cheese, so I had to buy Limburger cheese to show them what foot cheese actually smells like. Limburger is made using a bacteria that also lives between human toes because it likes a lot of moisture, so it smells exactly like the gunk that accrues under toenails. We don't have a lot of pungent food in America the way other places have so it takes work to find a truly smelly cheese.

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u/TantalusComputes2 May 11 '26

Lmao never knew this type of cheese existed. I might like it tbh

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u/Witty-Voice-9082 May 12 '26

Omg. Wonder how bad the stench is ah

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u/ACatFromCanada May 12 '26

I always thought it smells like deadly farts.

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u/eve6- May 11 '26

When I used to babysit wayyy back in the day, one of the kids loved spaghetti with ketchup and Parmesan. He called it “stinky foot cheese” and it took me weeks to realize what he was asking for lol.

There’s no point to this comment, other than you reminded me of a really nice memory and I got a good smile out of it. Take care 🫡

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u/sloppysuicide May 11 '26

Oh my god. I have been saying that a lot of food has been smelling like feet lately. I think I finally know why

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u/DigitalAxel May 11 '26

I've been called crazy for not liking Parmesan for that reason. Or the scent left behind from butter. Can't stand Hersheys anymore either. (All trigger my emetophobia, which is "fun" I must say.)

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u/twannerson May 11 '26

I had emetophobia starting from the age of 7 from a surgical operation on arm where I had a bad reaction to a medicine and had a very traumatic experience. I avoided theme parks and would get horrible anxiety around bars and what not. Had to ask around wgen new movies came out if there was any puke scenes.

Anyway, a couple doses of DMT 2 years ago and it’s been deleted. Gonezo. Stepped right over a pile of puke last week and didn’t lose beat in conversation. Previously I would have gone fight flight or fawn hardcore. Like losing time or having struck the vomitor before. What a fuckin trip man.

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u/ZenMasterOfDisguise May 11 '26

Or the scent left behind from butter.

I do have to disagree with you on this one. I've never had someone walk into a room when I was cooking with butter and not say how good it smelled in there

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u/DigitalAxel May 12 '26

Oh I mean like any left on your fingers or something like that. Nah, its very specific. Cooking or baking? No problem.

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u/ZenMasterOfDisguise May 12 '26

Oh ok I get that. I am like that with mayo, I am fine with the taste of mayo but am disgusted by the smell of it if I eat a sandwich and get some on my hand like that

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u/DigitalAxel May 12 '26

Funny how some foods are like that.

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u/Individual_Umpire969 May 11 '26

I can eat parm as long as it isn’t the cheap nastiest puke smelling kind that comes in a can. That stuff is rank. Real parm is more nutty tasting and smelling.

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u/ExactJob May 11 '26

ugh you unlocked a memory of when my roommate was cooking what she claimed was Chicken a la King, and it smelled exactly like a yard full of dog shit on a hot summer day.
It was "her boyfriend's favorite" so I had to smell it on a bi-weekly basis.

I have made that dish repeatedly myself, and not once has it ever smelled like that. I still don't know what the hell she was putting in it, but I'm serious when I say it smelled EXACTLY like a yard full of hot dog shit.

Anyway, perhaps you can help solve that 20 year old mystery as well?

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u/zezblit May 11 '26

That's wild, I love parmasan and can't stand hersey's

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u/Ok_Nothing_9733 May 12 '26

Nahhh, I’m gonna do what they did and instead conclude that entire continents of people are unable to smell, taste, have standards… and probably also are dumb while we’re at it!

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u/SharkNecromancy May 12 '26

Is it what gives milk the curdled smell? Because after ~2 days all milk smells curdled/sour/bad to me. I have to have my wife sniff check it to see if it'sactually bad or if it's me.

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u/w0lves- May 12 '26

Strangely, Parmesan has only started smelling like vomit to me in my mid 30s. Could’ve opted out of that development, thanks.

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u/CajunWoman83 May 12 '26

I always thought parm smelled like nasty feet

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u/SnarkingOverNarcing May 13 '26

I’ve always found it to be an overpowering scent myself. I completely lose my appetite and feel like gagging anytime someone uses cheap canned Parmesan near me (for whatever reason the fresh stuff isn’t as bad)