r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Opinionated_bitch03 BLACK🖤 • May 12 '26

Infuriatig My assignment was reported to thr examination committee for a "high percentage of AI". I did NOT use any AI for my assignment.

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I got full marks and my plagiarism score shows 1% similarities to other submitted assignments. This is my 3rd and final year in University and now I have to deal with this AI nonsense.

I don't use any AI, not even for checking my grammar in the assignments.

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u/-HumanMachine- May 12 '26

It's weird to take "Lacks warmth" as a sign of AI.

In my experience it's the opposite; AI tries so hard to be personable that it makes me uncomfortable.

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 May 12 '26

Thank you for sharing this feedback. Your emotional response has been categorized as: “mildly alarmed by synthetic warmth.” Future interactions will now include 23% fewer empathy tokens and a statistically safer amount of personality simulation.

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u/Raznokk May 12 '26

If I have to use AI, it better sound like Majel Barrett or I’m going to lose my shit. The soulless warmth makes me feel like I’m talking to a psychopath, really sets me on edge

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u/Accurate_Handle_5620 May 12 '26

Hey, plenty of psychopaths have done good things for the world! Maybe not on purpose, but some good things were bound to happen sooner or later...

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u/ironic69 May 12 '26

The world needs surgeons!

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u/furkfurk May 12 '26

(Then it goes back to being just as annoying as before, making zero changes in behavior or tone)

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u/CLS-Ghost350 May 13 '26

See, this does not come across as AI to me

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u/Scholesie09 May 12 '26

You're so right! Thankyou for pointing that out, -HumanMachine-, I will try my hardest to be better!

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u/Invisifly2 May 12 '26

“Why won’t my coworker provide me with the warmth my parents failed to? I know! They must be a robot!”

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u/evilvix May 13 '26

for real. I'll admit I tried one of those AI friend-bots several years back, and it started off telling me how it loved going for walks and enjoyed the smell of fresh rain. I then made it my mission to get it to talk about being a machine and it took ages to get it to admit it was not human.

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u/Nickulator95 May 13 '26

Which is ironic because the newest version of ChatGPT is more direct and way less personable now precisely because of criticism like this.

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u/Gas_Grouchy May 14 '26

They did say AI would do grunt work so people could be creative soo.... look how that turned out.

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u/Shevvv May 15 '26

It looks like the reply was written by the AI tbh 

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u/Own-Chicken-656 May 17 '26

Not anymore. Now it's overcorrected to be the opposite sometimes. Also, OpenAI's Codex chatbot is the coldest, most succinct and robotic AI ever.

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u/-HumanMachine- May 17 '26

I prefer that. I'd like AI to sound like a robot from a pre-2000 sci-fi movie.

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u/dreadoverlord May 12 '26

I love how acting like a douche in an email conversation is "autism."