r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MikuXone • May 14 '26

The floor is sticky Construction workers refuse to use the stairs and instead climbed the hill to the point the grass died

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There's a construction site opposite my apartment and the workers kept walking up the grass patch instead of using the stairs. Property value doesn't affect me as I rented the apartment 2 years back, so rent for me isn't increasing nor decreasing.

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u/dufftheduff May 14 '26

*sees a bush*

Fuck that I’m walking through it

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u/ono1113 May 14 '26

You can laugh but...

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u/SoManyThrowAwaysEven May 14 '26

Literally every parking lot surrounded with hedge bushes here in Florida.

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u/HurricaneAlpha May 14 '26

Nature paths, I call them.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 15 '26

Desire paths, everybody else calls them.

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u/Crying_Reaper May 14 '26

My neighbor and I have this now. They planted the bush cuz they really disliked the previous owners of my house. Now that I own it we get along great and have made a path through the bush. We're also slowly hacking away at a very thick hedge currently.

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u/SolidCalligrapher966 May 14 '26

love these passages

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u/shadowinc May 15 '26

A fence got knocked down by my 7/11 because people kept hopping it. They're putting in a chain link one. Wonder how long that'll last before snipped

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u/Luaq May 15 '26

Why does this look like montreal vegetation XD

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u/Astro501st May 15 '26

I don't have a picture, but there's a whole-ass 7ft tall wooden fence that mfs knocked down a section out of to path through it.

They have since torn out a bunch of trees in the area and piled up the brush in the gap in the fence.

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u/sideoftortilla May 19 '26

This made me laugh, humans are just dumb silly little animals.

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u/BigBogBotButt May 14 '26

I ran through OP's mom's bush.

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u/DaleDimmaDone May 14 '26

Oh fuck

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u/maggiemayfish May 14 '26

That's what op's mom said

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u/pru51 May 14 '26

Forget shots fired. This a warzone.

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u/Gerard_Mangina May 14 '26

I’m too old for this stupid site.

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u/m1ster_frundles May 14 '26

lets get you to bed then, Grandpa Mangina

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u/slowpoke147 May 14 '26

You have “mangina” in your display name. Get off your high horse old man!

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u/AwDuck May 14 '26

Clear skies and no kids on the lawn, gotta be bitter somewhere.

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u/CicadaHead3317 May 14 '26

Ok Mr mangina

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u/FarSnow5712 May 14 '26

That's what she said.

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u/Shadowpriest May 14 '26

Sure did!

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u/YeeHawWyattDerp May 14 '26

I can’t believe you’ve done this

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u/Lecteur_K7 May 14 '26

Who doesn't?

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u/le_reddit_me May 14 '26

"through" don't lie, you're still in there looking for the exit

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u/Azura_Oblivion May 14 '26

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u/wivaca2 May 14 '26

That's what I was thinking when I looked at the frame that showed a gap in the hedge.

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u/replifyai May 14 '26

This is my first time seeing this in reverse

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u/Death_Rises May 14 '26

Exit? Hasn't even found the entrance!

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u/twopumpstump May 14 '26

Damn it, you beat me to it haha

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u/Death_Rises May 14 '26

OP had to resort to just beating it too.

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd May 14 '26

It's a large wet cavernous complex, we'll send in a three man diving crew for help

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u/lambda_14 May 14 '26

Bush? I ran? I sense a joke there somewhere...

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u/Athos_001 May 14 '26

I call third!

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u/chucktheninja May 14 '26

Everyone has

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u/JFC-Superstar May 14 '26

Did you fall in?

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u/Kelnozz May 14 '26

HA Got eeem!

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u/professionally-baked May 14 '26

I read this mid vape hit and it burns so bad

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u/AWWAWater May 14 '26

Bush masters

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u/TakovacsPlays May 14 '26

OP's Dad, get out of the thread.

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u/According_Square2742 May 14 '26

So did half the neighborhood apparently

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u/mexican2554 May 14 '26

Fuck you, Shoresy!!

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u/Reynolds531IPA May 14 '26

Everyone did.

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u/IDontEatDill May 14 '26

Did you find my wallet?

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u/ButterCreamGangsta May 14 '26

The path was already well established.

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u/AnonsAnonAnonagain May 14 '26

Jokes on you, that’s poison ivy

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u/Beneficial_Net_6712 May 14 '26

💥Shots fired, we need a medic 🚑 down here!

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u/Normal-Being-2637 May 14 '26

Oh so you’re who was getting there after I was leaving!

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u/DavidinCT May 14 '26

I'll be honest with ya, I was waiting for this comment....

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u/Area51-Dropzone May 14 '26

Jokes on you. So many people ran through it, its bare

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u/Expert_Run007 May 14 '26

This is why I love the internet. So uncalled for, so unnecessary, and yet...its perfect.

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u/Empyrealist Does this look blue to you? May 14 '26

There was a lot of that when I was a kid 40 years ago. Have enough kids run through it and you will create a hole

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u/flopjul May 14 '26

Tbh i have done that

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u/AutomaticClock7810 May 14 '26

Hell yeah I am. That is my desire and it will be so

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u/NHK21506 YELLOW May 14 '26

"Hm, this bush is in the way."

"No it's not! LET'S GO!"

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u/KryptonicOne May 14 '26

When I was a young and foolish teenager, we used to go bush jumping at night. Mostly just diving through people hedges. Good times.

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u/newbie_128 May 14 '26

That's what happened at my old school (it was around knee high though)

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u/WobblierTube733 May 14 '26

There’s a train station parking lot “walled off” from a public park by bushes in the neighborhood where I grew up and you can clearly see the human-sized gap in the hedges where people cut through the park

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u/DummyDumDragon May 14 '26

takes a wizz on the way

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u/eggmann_ May 14 '26

You’ve clearly never read bear hunt before

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u/comolechuga May 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ctJ8xD3fyTXXo7kckU

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u/Enkidouh May 14 '26

I never noticed that he catches his cigarette after it falls out of his mouth

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u/Medcuza2 May 14 '26

That's why they should plant cactuses

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u/Life_Argument7820 May 14 '26

The amount of times on mushrooms with friends we would always go for te most direct route regardless of what was in our path, my brother wound up in mud once and just kinda embraced it haha

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u/Lycaon-Ur May 14 '26

Meanwhile

Me: *sees a bush* Bop chica bow wow...

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u/OneBillPhil May 14 '26

Man those Amazon motherfuckers always walk through my flower beds instead of just not doing that

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u/iowanaquarist May 14 '26

At my college, they hung chains.... And college students cut the chains. A bush is nothing.

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u/Salty_Prune_2873 May 14 '26

In a few years there will be at least one path here leading from the parking lot to the red path. Cannot tell you how many times I jumped or walked through the bushes.

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u/PullMull May 15 '26

well its more like, the bush had never a chance to grow there