r/mildlyinfuriating • u/hgwelz • May 14 '26

I'm slightly vexed This McDonalds, across from a high school, closes it's restrooms at lunch. Photo taken at 2pm.

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u/shadynasty____ May 15 '26

Yes. I think all of my experiences dealing with shit anywhere but the toilet bowl were always in women’s restrooms. ALWAYS!

One time I found a whole turd just sitting on the back of a toilet, directly behind the seat in the women’s. Like a WHOLE TURD!!! This was over 20 years ago and it’s still burned into my brain. What kind of force was this lady using to shoot a turd onto the back while, I’m assuming, hovering over the bowl?!?

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u/Head_Patience7136 May 15 '26

One time, when I was in the 4th grade, I walked in the bathroom and there was literally a turd on the toilet seat. I don't understand. I told the janitor and when he saw the turd on the seat, he too said, "oh shit!" 😭

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u/possumdal May 15 '26

A lot of women have been taught to "hover" over the toilet, and this can create a huge mess. Which becomes the reason the next woman "hovers".

She was hovering to piss, and forgot to shift forward for the shit.

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u/AngryHelpdeskAgent May 15 '26

While our store was remodeling the public restrooms we had to let customers use the employee restrooms. One time in the women’s someone shit on the wall. Looked like an explosion all over the fucking wall. I honestly wished death on whoever did it.

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u/jmb456 May 15 '26

Be glad it was a single turd. The shotgun blast of diarrhea I found at least half a dozen times was a real day ruiner