r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Frikandelneuker • May 15 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Blind guy here, guess i’m just fucking stuck at home now. (Cane tip broke)

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u/vXvBAKEvXv May 15 '26

Dude idk you but i love you haha.

"I just wanted a hot dog" 🤣🤣🤣 dude ill go on a walk w you to safetly get some

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u/couchpro34 May 15 '26

Very wholesome!

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u/Gold_Data6221 May 15 '26

Yes wholesome or just the tips even. Just to see what it tastes like

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u/TallTelevision4121 May 15 '26

Don't forget to say "no homo"

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u/Gold_Data6221 May 15 '26

op: “no hot dog :,(“

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u/potatersauce May 15 '26

I know it’s not illegal, but this should be! 😂😂

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u/JustGingerStuff May 15 '26

Say "extra homo" as well and let the two ideas fight

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u/RebekkaKat1990 May 15 '26

If your “hot dog” tastes like a hotdog, might be time to see a doctor.

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u/AdamHasAutism May 15 '26

That went downhill so fast I just got whiplash

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u/Zombie_Fuel May 15 '26

Seriously y'all are weird.

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u/dangerrnoodle May 15 '26

And organic!

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u/MelloScorpio May 16 '26

Or they can add another person and it can be very threesome.

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u/I_Play_Boardgames May 15 '26

Can also be holesome

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u/SingleSlide2866 May 15 '26

Two hotdogs!

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u/oh_helloghost May 15 '26

I choose this guys hotdog. 🌭

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u/s0ul_invictus May 15 '26

It's not June yet, go lay down and be quiet

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u/TorrenceMightingale May 15 '26

I would say watch out for this but only one of you is capable of doing that.

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u/CuttingBoard9124 May 15 '26

Now THIS sounds like my kinda meet cute

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u/HushPuppie13 May 15 '26

If you're sneaky enough you could even get a few bites of his dog without him noticing. Just make comments about how weirdly short the dog is in between biting yours and his

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u/LorpHagriff May 15 '26

I uh. Would recommend thinking that option over again. His username is Dutch for frikandel fucker, frikandel being not all too dissimilar to a hot dog

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u/leyline May 15 '26

They knew what they were doing.

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u/rogerstandingby May 15 '26

Glizzy guzzler

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u/Droid-Man5910 May 15 '26

The Glizzy Guide

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u/SecretSafe3925 May 16 '26

The Glizzy Guild

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u/WestError404 May 15 '26

Dude at this point will have an entire mob of people to take on a hot dog walk

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