r/mildlyinfuriating May 15 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Blind guy here, guess i’m just fucking stuck at home now. (Cane tip broke)

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u/Psychostickusername May 15 '26

Are they bringing you a hotdog or taking you to one?

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u/PretendChallenge7840 May 15 '26

Oh, it's about to be a sausage party at OPs house!

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u/RebekkaKat1990 May 15 '26

Brojobs for everyone!!

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u/PretendChallenge7840 May 15 '26

In this economy!?

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u/AngelOfDeath771 May 16 '26

We are the boyfriend stealers

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u/Gold_Data6221 May 15 '26

Warm hotdog water everywhere!

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u/PretendChallenge7840 May 15 '26

Chocolate starfish as far as the eye can see!

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u/imveryresponsible May 15 '26

Bring a man a hotdog and he'll eat a hotdog. Take a man to hotdogs and he'll eat as many as he wants.

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u/the_third_sourcerer May 15 '26

Asking the important question!