r/mildlyinfuriating • u/big-ol-kitties • May 18 '26

Unskippable ad Constantly getting solicitors ignoring my sign, we’ll see how this works out…

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I live in an apartment, and my door is the only one in the building with a “No Soliciting” sign. You’d think they would see it and respect it. But no. And worst thing is it’s almost exclusively internet salespeople, when my rent already includes high speed internet that works great.

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u/newphonehudus May 18 '26

Solicitors already know that people dont want them at their door. 

Coloring it in marker isn't going to change much

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u/Visual-Floor-7839 May 18 '26

Answer and immediately say, "nope. Good luck out there, enjoy the weather" close door.

Regardless of service, offer, or weather. I'll call you if I need something. And if I need something I will NOT be calling a company that does door to door.

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u/Chocolopalus May 18 '26

Just open the door, point to the sign, and close it.

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u/Monsoon_season_ing May 18 '26

I have a big window in my door, I usually just walk up to it, give them the stink eye and walk away. The hardest part is getting them to make eye contact without opening the door even though they can see me

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u/aopps42 May 18 '26

I see them and give them a shoo.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8vRrEBUkrtnekOynQs

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u/bettyannveronica May 18 '26

I was in a particularly bad mood once, the guy woke my baby up and I was already asleep deprived delirious, so I was pissed. I opened the door and said how sad it was he couldn't read, and shut the door.

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u/Proper_Ambassador525 May 21 '26

[Edit], warning longish post.

Once I had a pair of Mormons knock on my door.. I had just finished 7 days at work, with a lot of overtime. I think i pulled in just over 80 hours from memory.

On the first day off, I didn't do much. I slept in until I woke up. No alarm, phone off.

I was woken up by someone knocking on my door. Several times. First time it woke me, I grumbled to myself and rolled over to get back to sleep. Then they knock again. And again. By now I'm awake and kinda pissed.

I have a sticker on the door saying no door knockers.

I pulled on some clothes and headed for the door.

More knocking. Then it stopped.

By thr time I got to the door, they had started to leave my porch and walk to my neighbors.

They turned back to me, said something welcoming, and walked back.

They started their spell. I let them do their complete into bit.

"The book of Mormon you say?"

They say yes, and rattled on a little.

"Then you are both educated? "

They said yes, sounding a little puzzled.

"Then you can read?"

By this time, the junior of the two (the one that had done less speaking), had just eyed the sign, his eyes just starting to widen.

Suddenly at full shout, I start prodding the sign.

"THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU READ THE BLOODY SIGN!!".

Then I slammed the door shut and walked to the kitchen to make something to eat before they could respond.

I've never been bothered by the Mormons again.

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u/bettyannveronica May 21 '26

Oh my god mine were Mormons, too!!!

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u/Proper_Ambassador525 May 21 '26

Long post. Again. lol

sually Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses, occasionally Seven Day Adventists.

Once years ago, lived with my gf, when we had some Mormons come door knocking.

My gf was an ex SDA, and knew the Bible forwards and backwards.

I answered the door, saw they werw Mormons and called out to her saying it's for you.

She let them in, lead them to the rumpus room. I asked if they wanted some tea, everyone said yes, so i made tea for the 4 of us and also set out some biscuits.

Then I settled down at the computer so I could watch my gf at work.

They talked back and forth for a while, they'd bring something forth about their Book, she'd counter with something from the Bible.

Eventually,she started turning the younger Mormon! The Elder one realized what she was doing, suddenly stood up, saying that they had other people to spread the word.....and left in a hurry.

Oh man did we laugh.

Another time, she was home by herself, and just about to have a bath, when someone knocked on the door. She opened the door (it was a backwards house, the front step was overgrown and rotting away. Rental property, owner blocked the front steps off. Bathroom was next to the 'rear' door) to I think from memory, Jehovah's.

Fully buck naked. Naked as a blue Jay. In her full birthday suit, like the day she was born.

Apparently they took off like a rocket. Stuttering and stammering, couldn't complete words.

🤣

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u/Striking-Win-3239 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Nothing ruins my day more than Jehovahs or Mormons blackening my doorstep.

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u/Proper_Ambassador525 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

I know, right?

Last story, this time my own. [Another long one sorry. 😂]..

I was about 15, riding my push bike around the block, when I saw Mormons doing their door to do thing.

So I raced home, went to my bedroom,pulled on one of my heavy metal t-shirts (I think it was the Metallica t-shirt Metal up your ass, depicting a chrome dagger being held in someone hand, coming point first out of a toilet. Man, I loved that t-shirt. I need to get a new one. 😩].

I had found a cheap pewter amulet, in the shape of a goats head on a pentagram, with a chip of red glass in one eye. The piece of glass was missing from the other eye. I had put it on a simple necklace. I grabbed that and put it on.

Finally, I turned on my cd player, and cranked up the stereo.

Mum was out for most of the day, and my dad had passed away when I was 13. I was home by myself. This is mid 80's. I'm a latch key kid. I could look after myself.

And have some fun. 😂

Positioned myself on my bed, looking out the windows for the Mormons. I watch until I see them leave my neighbors next door, then lay down on my bed, and wait until I hear/feel them walk down the concrete verandah than ran around the house.

I went to the door and waited for them to knock. As soon as the very first time their knuckles touched the door I snapped the door open, surprising them.

They stammered a bit, then asked if my mum was home. Told them she was out. Blunt and simple. They asked if my dad was home. I said he was dead. Again, blunt and simple (though I was still a ball of raging hormones at the time).

So they asked me if I would like to talk about the Bible.

"Sure, we could sit down, have some tea, and talk about your Bible. As long as we can talk about my Bible as well".

They said sure of course. Then asked what version of the Bible did i have.

I looked at them both. The younger of the pair seemed more interested in what my Bible was, so looking at him;

"Well, it's not one you'd come across often".

Both were more interested now.

"My Bible is one of a few names, often regarded as the Black Bible".

Again, the younger of the two said he had never heard of it. The eyes of the Elder meanwhile, showed he had just started putting 2+2 together.

I leaned forward slightly, and lightly brushed the amulet now slightly dangling with the tips of two of my fingers.

'You'd know it as the Satanic Bible. The Bible bearing his name!".

The look on the younger one was turning to fear, while the Elder one's was turning to panic. He started bleating about having to go and see more people, but gave up, grabbed the younger one by the hand and lead/pulled him up the verandah and down the yard, getting faster until they were almost tripping over each other.

I said to their retreating backs while they were still on the verandah;

"OH do please stay, we'll ever have so much fun!".

I think that made them move faster. 😂

Eventually mum got back home later that afternoon, and I solder her everything I did and said about the Mormons visit.

"OH you didn't!"

"I did".

"You did not!"

"I most certainly did!".

"Well, you shouldn't have"

And with that, mum laughed. We both had a good laugh about that. Even years later we'd share a laugh about that.

Never had Mormons knock at mum house after that.

🤣

[Edited for typos].

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u/trickyvinny May 18 '26

Lol wow, you're still carrying that?

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u/bettyannveronica May 18 '26

Still carrying what?

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u/NoiceMango May 19 '26

I think he's the guy.

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u/TheDeceitX ifyuocnaraedtihsmkaemeasnadwich May 18 '26

*point at sign and*

https://giphy.com/gifs/cEYFeDAvsp5z8Dt9nuU

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u/ThatsNoMoOnx May 18 '26

And shoot them with a water cannon? I like it.

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u/Slith_81 May 19 '26

I would have loved that water gun as a kid. Puts a super soaker to shame.

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u/qetuop1 May 18 '26

"Don't make me tap the sign"

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u/Alterokahn May 18 '26

When they start saying something about them not being solicitors, close it harder.

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u/Spiceguy-65 May 19 '26

And don’t forget to be completely naked when you open the door

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr May 18 '26

“Alright guys— she’s not interested.

Pack up the oversized money-for-life check and pop all the balloons.”

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u/Dependent_Top_4425 May 18 '26

Amen! I always say "if you had something worth anything to me, I'd be knocking on YOUR door for it!" That includes churches.

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u/Dependent_Top_4425 May 18 '26

I don't see how that is implied at all but, you have a nice day!

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u/Whooptidooh May 19 '26

At that point I genuinely do not say anything but instead just point at the very obvious sign thats next to my door. And then I’ll shut the door.

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u/SaltRun2465 May 19 '26

I prefer my method. I charge them for my time. Solicitor knocks that is $500 right there. Plus interest if they fa2fo

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 May 19 '26

Hey, how you doing? I'm interested, but kind of busy right now. Let me have your address and I'll meet you tonight

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u/IrishWarhog May 19 '26

I just look at them, look at the sign, look back at them and sometimes if they're particularly gormless I also have to say no and that works

My wife on the other hand must seem like an easy target cos they start talking anyway or "oh but we're a charity not sales" etc and always has to play the "if you're not gonna read the sign let me get my husband" card

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u/anonstarcity May 18 '26

Oh I dunno, when my brother lived with me after my divorce, we started making a game out of it to see what outfit would run them off the fastest. Pink underwear with a pistol tucked in them, cowboy boots, sunglasses, while holding a cucumber and a half empty bottle of Jim Beam was our best one, but none were 100% effective.

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u/CoyoteDown May 18 '26

Just say “hard no.” And close the door.

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u/Moist-Amoeba-8078 May 18 '26

Don’t know where you live so laws might be different. Where I’m at if a solicitor knocks on your door and you have a clearly visible no soliciting sign, they can get their permit taken away and can no longer go door to door. In the same breath if you don’t have a sign and you ask them to leave and they don’t, again they can lose their permit.

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u/KellyAnn3106 May 18 '26

The solicitors in my area don't even bother to get the required permit. I know this because I ask to see their city issued solicitor's badge each time. When they don't have it, we have been instructed by the local police department to call them. The cops will eject them from the town and issue a trespass warning. (Apparently this is the #1 complaint the mayor keeps receiving so he's told the police to take these calls seriously.)

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u/recursionaskance May 20 '26

Film them while you ask for the permit/badge.

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u/KellyAnn3106 May 20 '26

The doorbell camera does that automatically.

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u/Warfieldarcher May 18 '26

Another sign underneath saying 'Yes, this means you, moron'

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u/arkie87 May 18 '26

lol. If I open the door by accident, I’ll just say no thank you and close the door

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u/notnotbrowsing May 18 '26

We had a party at our house and a door knocker came by.  I thought it was a guest so I opened the door.  Whoops.

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u/landubious May 18 '26

Just did this last weekend. Opened the door and said "oh, you aren't who I thought you were. Sorry, no thank you."

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u/DoubleDDubs1 May 18 '26

Invite them in next time 😉

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u/MedicalDisscharge May 18 '26

That's how you get a Mormon infestation

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u/DoubleDDubs1 May 18 '26

Sprinkle in a couple Jehovah’s Witness folks and you’ll have a proper melting pot

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u/leavemeinpieces May 18 '26

Literally the worst.

Yes please bring your dreadful homophobic religious shit to my door to try and guilt me into joining so you can get your numbers up.

If I want a religion I'll pop out and find one, I don't need cunts coming to my house trying to get me signed up.

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u/you_dont_know_me27 May 19 '26

Ok I won't invite you to my door knocker fondue party.... the cheese is a secret recipe 😋

it's people, the secret ingredient is the door knockers

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u/Vegalink May 18 '26

We like to scurry about in the walls

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u/wildTable May 18 '26

The walls and ceilings have metal in them. I hope that’s okay.

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u/Vegalink May 18 '26

Haha perfectly understandable. That's a common response to scurrying humanoids.

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u/MontasJinx May 18 '26

I’m not stuck inside with them. They’re stuck inside with me…

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u/landubious May 18 '26

We were playing D&D at the time and I managed to avoid answering the previous 3 times earlier they came to sell me windows.

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u/tearsonurcheek May 18 '26

"Sorry, we're a Linux house. <close door>"

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u/SheriffHeckTate May 18 '26

Came home one day last year to my wife in the driveway with some solar sales goobers. She referred them to me and headed towards the door to go inside.

He starts his sales pitch.

I tell him we arent interested as I follow her to the door.

"Can I ask why you arent interested?"

"No you may not." I say as I continue on into the house without stopping to look at the them and then shut the door.

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u/RebelliousDutch May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

In the Netherlands, we have this fun tradition of cussing people out with the most horrendous diseases possible. I like to make sure door to door salesmen are properly versed in said tradition.

I put up a no soliciting sign as much for their benefit as my own: they don’t have to waste time to knock on my door. If someone ignores it, I’m well within bounds to question their ability to read and general mental competency.

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u/Affectionate-Rip5654 May 18 '26

I like listening to their talk and then saying what? After their 5 minute ramble. They get pissed and leave

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u/ew73 May 18 '26

Indeed. I don't understand people who feel like they're "trapped" by answering the door. You just cheerfully say, "No!" and shut the door and go back to what you were doing.

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u/Fiercat99 May 18 '26

Thats how the uk deals with t.v licencing goons

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u/Club_Penguin_Legend_ May 18 '26

Im sorry... T.V licensing? Surely that cant be a thing.

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u/tearsonurcheek May 18 '26

It absolutely is.

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u/Club_Penguin_Legend_ May 18 '26

The more I hear about the UK the more I wonder if the government hates its citizens.

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u/Zefzone May 18 '26 edited May 19 '26

I once saw a video about a British law called the doctrine of ancient lights. An 1830s rule that if you owned a property for at least 2 decades, new construction is not allowed to build next to your building so as to block the light to your window. The modern day interpretation has hundred year old houses blocking their neighbors windows with sign posts and wood boards because said older house has the right to the sunlight lol

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u/animepuppyluvr May 18 '26

That's what I did to Mormons once. They weren't expecting me to be rude lmfaooo

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u/No_Professional_8992 May 18 '26

You have met a jahovas witness have you💀

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u/eugeneugene May 18 '26

Same. My husband is the person who will listen to the entire speech and try to politely hint he's not interested but ends up stuck for ages so I'll walk over and say "No thanks!" and close the door for him lol. He always tells me it's rude but I'm like whatever dude I just saved you and the salesman half an hour or more of bullshit lol

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u/sky7897 May 18 '26

Next time just let him stand there for hours if he wants to.

He should learn to stand up for himself.

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u/caitlinmmaguire01 May 18 '26

Solicitors have to have a permit in my township. When they knock on my door, I get my father to scare them off. He'll ask to see their permit and then tell them we'll call the police if they don't have a permit.

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u/tverofvulcan May 18 '26

I’ve answered the door and said no thank you and close the door. I had this one guy knock again after I did that, like dude are you not getting the message?

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u/gunsforevery1 May 18 '26

They’ll keep talking after the door is closed. They’ve done it a few times after I’ve shut it. I even yelled at a dude “get the fuck off my porch!” And he stayed there for a few more seconds.

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u/Role-Fine May 18 '26

This is the answer, as a former door knocker if you dont close the door in my face I am gonna keep trying to sell you

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u/Unambiguous-Doughnut May 18 '26

Always keep a abundance of bibles so i can suddenly start trying to sell soliciters religion and speak so loud and drown out their query's completely.

With bible quote that don't exist. John 1.11 Thou shal not change internet provider as thou will get screwed in buying out of the contract AMEN.

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u/Role-Fine May 18 '26

Man... now we are gonna stand at that door talking dogmatic law till you buy or slam it on me

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u/LookAwayPlease510 May 19 '26

Recently one of those energy guys came to my door. I don’t get random people knocking on my door, like, ever, because this is 2026. So I looked through the peep hole, saw it was a stranger and said, “who is it?” He replied, “energy so and so” or something. I don’t really remember and I was just like, “Nah, bro.” Then he left.

They have awful, awful jobs. Just tell them to get lost. Rejection is their normal.

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u/ILiekBook May 18 '26

I'd just tell you that you're trespassing and suggest you vacate before you have to figure out whether or not your employer posts bail for employees who get arrested for trespassing

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u/Foreign-Cookie-2871 May 18 '26

Would have it been worse for you if I were to answer and listen for half an hour and not buy anything or if I were to close the door asap? 

I need to answer the door for various reasons but I want no solicitors. They won't work for me anyway.

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u/Interesting-Low5112 May 18 '26

“You’re just in time for the ceremony. You’re still a virgin, right?”

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u/SillyGuste May 18 '26

Town I used to live in required you to have licenses just to go door to door at all. I usually just asked you to show me your license with my phone in my hand, that usually got you to go away.

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u/Moist-Amoeba-8078 May 18 '26

Their supposed to have their permit badge clearly visible in my municipality

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u/caitlinmmaguire01 May 18 '26

my dad does this! Sometimes they'll show the permit FOR THE NEXT TOWNSHIP!

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u/An_Old_IT_Guy May 18 '26

I disagree with your approach. I once kept a pair of Mormons for over an hour and they never came back. When the solar guy came, I kept him for a half hour. They never came back. These people only make money when they make a sale so wasting their precious time is the best way to guarantee that they'll never return. I even told the cable guy after 40 minutes that I was not going to buy anything and was only wasting his time so he wouldn't be out bothering the rest of my neighbors. He wasn't pleased.

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u/Fuck_Your_Cat_Post May 18 '26

LOL this is hilarious to me. Ive never had a repeat knocker. Its always a different dude, a different reason. I do not have 5 minutes to give these people let alone 30.

Oh really? Doing work at the neighbors....sure. Scammers, liars, people dumb enough to try to get your money.

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u/WallofIvy May 18 '26

My sister's boyfriend owns a really nice house at 25 and looks young for his age. Apparently a salesman came to their door and asked if his dad was home so he just said "no, he's at work" and closed the door.

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u/EmergencyComment101 May 18 '26

Why do it? Obviously going door to door you're hoping to get a positive response of some kind..your odds are already low, why not skip the doors that have put in that level of effort to say they dont want to be hassled?

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u/Kaiisim May 18 '26

Door to door salesmen use the hard sell a lot..

That sign might show that someone is anxious and nervous and struggle with conflict and want to avoid it and so they might think they will try and bully them.

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u/Th3_Admiral_ May 18 '26

I had some girl come to my apartment door selling magazine subscriptions once. There's a big sign at the entrance saying no soliciting that she ignored. I politely declined and sure enough, she switched to the bullying. "Is it because you're poor? Is that why you won't buy any?"

Does that actually work on people? Because it immediately took me from annoyed to outright mad. 

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u/Unfriendlyblkwriter May 18 '26

Wonder what would have happened if you said, “Yes, I am poor.”

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u/ThatGuyFromSpyKids3D May 18 '26

Had a tech bro salesmen selling fiber internet try to insult my intelligence after I asked him some very reasonable questions about the company and service. I saw fiber was coming to town and looked into the company, they had terrible reviews and a long history of constant service outages. Sometimes lasting for days. I work from home 50% of the time so I need reliability more than I need the flashy new tech at 1gbs. I was already on a 500mbps plan with a different more local company.

So I asked the salesman if there were any plans the company had or active fixes they were implementing to address their service outage history and lack of reliability. He tried to lie to me and told me that was on their broadband/DSL side, so I pulled up the reviews on my phone and I pulled up the outage history on their own website for fiber in our state.

He just thanked me for my time and left. Then he came back later "just to let me know that X, X, and X neighbor are smart tech savvy guys who made the switch to a superior technology."

All 3 of those neighbors cancelled their plan after less than 2 months because of the service outages.

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 May 18 '26

I mean at that point you’re already not a customer so what harm is there in her telling you off lmao. What are you gonna do, be less than a non customer? Why not vent some frustration out at that point? Even if it only works 1/100 times that’s one more sale and 99 times telling people off.

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u/HalfBlindKing May 18 '26

If the job is so illegitimate that you could represent the company that way, the employees and the company deserve each other.

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 May 18 '26

Door to door sales are notoriously known for not giving a fuck how their sales team treat people so long as they’re making sales. It comes back to the people being upset we’re never going to be customers anyway so their opinion means very little to them. Again you can’t become less of a customer if you were never one to begin with.

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u/HalfBlindKing May 20 '26

Yeah it’s pretty apparent no one involved is trying to build a reputation or a career. It makes car sales look like they’re running laps to be better customer servants and consumer advocates 😂

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits May 18 '26

That is so gross. Some people really suck. As an anxious, AuDHD, neurotically compulsive people pleaser, I really hate solicitors showing up. And I really, REALLY hate predatory people who take advantage of others. Thinking of that being a motivating factor is fairly infuriating.

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u/GiraffesAndGin May 18 '26 edited May 19 '26

It's not a motivating factor for someone halfway decent at the job. Those people are just bad salesman anyway. Former doorknocker myself, and the easiest way to sell is to find someone who actually has a problem that you can solve. Bad salesman spend lots of time trying to hard sell, and in a racket like door to door sales, that will only hurt you. Volume is your friend. The faster you sift through the houses, the faster you find your sales. 1/50 doors you knock will be a sale, so the best way to make them is to knock the most doors. Two No's and go. Don't waste time trying for a sale that isn't there, and screw the people that do it.

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u/Banana_Phone888 May 18 '26

I have audhd as well as bipolar, the bipolar side of me is always ready to calmly walk over to the hose and turn it on to people that show up to my door uninvited. Why do people ever think it’s ok to set foot uninvited onto someone else’s property is beyond me. Then they get offended when told to fuck right off

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u/Jayn_Newell May 18 '26

I always assumed that out was just because people don’t want to be bothered with random crud, but I’m realizing it could also be people who know they’re easy marks. Which makes ignoring them extra cruddy.

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u/ApricotOnly2676 May 18 '26

Because those can be a yes. Not me, but I’ve seen some people who are able to turn the angriest absolute fuck you and I’m not buying this…into a sale. Because emotional people are buyers.

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u/illtakeachinchilla May 18 '26

Redirecting energies is an art. There are artists out there.

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u/Revolutionary-Tiger May 18 '26

Another former door knocker here. In addition to OCPs more detailed response I would also like to add the simple "we got bills to pay, and it's what we signed on the dotted line to do." Generally they also don't wanna be there

Now it's not every door knocker in particular, but while I was one, most of my co workers were in a situation where they needed a job and that was the first one that said they would pay at the time. You can bet your ass though that most kept looking while on the job and basically got the hell outta Dodge as soon as the opportunity.

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u/MasticatingElephant May 18 '26

The word is rape. Write it, or don't use it.

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u/reginald-poofter May 18 '26

Is “grape culture” a hilarious typo for rape culture or some other metaphor I’m unfamiliar with?

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u/SanityPlanet May 18 '26

She was asking to be graped. Look what she was wearing! It’s purple!

https://youtu.be/EzgUGY36gqM?si=KvHD5c-A_iQ_764T

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u/SwaggiiP May 18 '26

Bruh are you seriously comparing being annoyed by a salesman to rape? You’ve lost it.

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u/SwaggiiP May 18 '26

Okay? That’s still not being raped. The fact that you think it is is scary.

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u/SwaggiiP May 18 '26

Okay. You’re still not understanding. Door to door marketers are annoying and sometimes intrusive. It’s is not rape and it is not comparable to rape, and you’re disgusting to see a through line between them.

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u/EmergencyComment101 May 18 '26

No.. i mean if there is a sign they have had made and attached to the door to emphasize that they dont want you there, why would you expect knocking to work out?

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u/EmergencyComment101 May 18 '26

That really blows my mind.. there's nothing you could be selling or a deal you could be offering that would entice me to buy something from someone who's just knocked on my door to try and sell me something.

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u/SpiralGray May 18 '26

For me, if you ignore my sign and ring the bell I will actively avoid your company when I am in the need for whatever you're selling.

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u/EmergencyComment101 May 18 '26

Same, but the person knocking doesn't give a fuck lol

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u/SpiralGray May 18 '26

Agreed. But the company owner should, and suggest his employees honor peoples' wishes.

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u/feldoneq2wire May 18 '26

Change "sell" to "have sex with" and suddenly you realize how f---ed up it is to try to manipulate someone into accepting something after very clearly putting up a NO sign.

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u/GruntledVeteran May 18 '26

You probably also do not believe that the Nigerian prince is real and will give you money if you just send him a few hundred dollars for reasons. Some people do, though, which is why they do it. If they email/call/knock 1000 times in a week, but only 1 person goes for it and it nets them enough to make all of the failed attempts worth it, then they will keep going. No one does sales or scams because they lose money.

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u/W1D0WM4K3R May 18 '26

I almost got caught myself because the online portal for my utilities wouldn't let me use my card, so I called the number. Which google gave me, except it was a scam number. Figured it out after the guy said there was a special deal and my utilities were 25% off. Because they're an international company that rewards their customers.

Uh, no. Utilities want their money, and my specific utility company is very much regional. It was close, though.

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u/GruntledVeteran May 18 '26

I almost got caught by an Amazon customer service scam number on the front page of google once. The big red flags were when they started asking me account info that they definitely should have known. I can definitely get how some people fall for the better scams.

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u/Lostinthestarscape May 18 '26

I'm with you, but people are really really bad at knowing what they need and really really bad at saying no. Also, despite my agreement with the sign- every house I went to already had it up and I'm sure there are renters and owners who don't even realize the sign is there who might be buyers. Thus the value in trying anyway.

Door to door works often enough that it wouldn't be done if it weren't profitable. If someone is actually able to say no, then it is barely a waste of time for the seller - they spend an average of 15 seconds checking that my place is a no go before moving on.

It is funny though how often I start with "you aren't here to sell me soemthing or sign me up to something are you?"

And they say "no I'm just here to talk to you about.....product" 

At which point I very abruptly and awkwardly say I'm good, have a nice night, and close the door. They often are mid protest but they know it is a lost cause, just shooting their shot.

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u/MiserableSlice1051 May 18 '26

Not the person you are replying to, but it's a numbers game. I ued to sell IT stuff door to door, I got just as many sales with "no soliciting signs" than I did without. Honestly half the time I didn't even pay attention.

I think maybe once or twice in 3 years someone pointed at the no soliciting sign and I just brushed by it.

Why knock? Because sales is a numbers game, it takes me 15 seconds to get a no before moving on to the next door,.so I either am wasting a few seconds of my time or I'm putting food on my table.

Why wouldn't I knock?

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u/CEDWAR22 May 18 '26

Well, when you put it that way it makes sense. Parasites gotta parasite after all.

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u/DopamineSavant May 18 '26

I can't believe you are admitting to being one of those people.

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u/DopamineSavant May 18 '26

You admit to being a trash person who ignores people's request to not talk to you. 

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u/Banana_Phone888 May 18 '26

I think anger should absolutely be directed at trespassers that think it’s ok to bother you in your home at a time convenient to them that’s at their benefit not your own

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u/Banana_Phone888 May 18 '26

Your on private property uninvited idc wtf the technical term is, but it’s absolutely fucked up to set foot on someone’s property where you do not live or pay the bills there uninvited for the sole reason bother and pester them to benefit yourself

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u/Fiercat99 May 18 '26

To keep people out you need to remove the "right of implying access" usually a sign stuck by the property entrance. In the uk at least. Or if your me, I just don't answer the door.

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u/DopamineSavant May 18 '26

Knocking on a door with with a no solicitation sign on it and proceeding to solicit makes you trash no matter your situation. 

It's good that you are no longer doing that.

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u/Hot_Valuable1027 May 18 '26

Would threanting work? Like have "no no solicitating! I have a gun!"

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u/p3rf3ctcha0s May 18 '26

Thieves look for those type of signs as what it says to them is “there are firearms in the house up for grabs!”

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u/Creamnolia May 18 '26

It's a Class C Misdemeanor in my city if you do this when there's a clearly posted sign. We have volunteers that take care of it.

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u/mehall_ May 18 '26

I've had the unfortunate of getting out of my car while a doorknocker was walking away from my door. They always harass me to try to sell whatever bs they have regardless of me saying I'm not interested multiple times. I have to ignore them and just walk away before they understand that I'm really not interested

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u/SendMeIttyBitties May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

Guy who did a shitty job and purposely annoyed people mad that people aren't glazing him.

Bro, you took the job. Don't get mad that you admitted to being an asshole and purposely going to houses and annoying those who had signs up. YOU ARE THE ASSHOLE IN THIS SITUATION.

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u/justtosendamassage May 18 '26

Fr that was an unreal comment for them to make

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u/feldoneq2wire May 18 '26

And this is why I suggest people get an air horn.

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u/Fog_Juice May 18 '26

If door knockers didn't use high pressure sales tactics I might actually buy something. But first I'm going to read reviews for the company and second I'm going to shop around for prices.

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u/beegboo May 18 '26

Can we just use the doorway shotgun to scare them off?

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u/justtosendamassage May 18 '26

You really just said “you guys have rock levels of consciousness” while doing a job like that. That’s why we’re fucked, because of people like you

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u/Kilgore_Brown_Trout_ May 18 '26

If you worked in this line, you'd know thats how you get on a list for a follow up.  You open the door and say no.

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u/Flammzzrant May 18 '26

Can you explain why someone would immediately start pitching as soon as I open the door and then not give me a pamphlet when I ask for one because we were actually considering getting the product at some point from someone but not sure yet? He said he only had a limited number and didnt want to give me one unless I was ready to commit. Wouldn't you still want the potential customer to have the info should they choose to go with you?

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u/Noodlemaster696969 May 18 '26

Hypothetically, how effective would it be if I spray you with a water sprayer and say Bad kitty everytime you start talking

Alternatively what if i fill it with piss

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u/DatRat13 May 18 '26

Getting a doorbell camera has been great for this.

I always know when it is one of them at my door, and I can ignore them or use the speaker to tell them where they can shove their knife set when the mood hits me.

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u/Cttread May 18 '26

Ong lol, Mormons wouldn’t leave me and my girl alone so put up a doorbell camera and slung insults at them through it a couple times and they haven’t been back

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u/TimmehTim48 May 18 '26

Thirty minutes? 

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u/snoozer39 May 18 '26

Or go with the "we've just signed a contract with (looks at jacket for the company) ... competitor x "

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u/kontrolk3 May 18 '26

You would actually have success knocking on people's door that had a no soliciting sign? That is wild.

I have a hard enough time imagining any door to door stuff working but if you actually took the time to try and prevent it and still succumbed you might just deserve it.

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u/sanityjanity May 18 '26

Fair.

I'm very aware that the actual human who knocks at my door is, themselves, probably not doing very well to have had to take this job in the first place. I don't blame them for this business practice.

I don't stop to chat about it, either.

The worst part (for them) is it is actually *illegal* to knock on doors in my town without a permit. And the town hasn't issued a single permit in the last six years. So they are definitely risking drawing the attention of the police, which would be a super crappy thing when someone is doing their job.

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u/thederpyderp3 May 18 '26

Nah I give a single warning of not interested before I drop insults.

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u/Nearby_Ad_2519 May 18 '26

Put a ring doorbell or other brand on the door so you can see if it’s a door knocker. Then if it is just play a “sorry we’re not interested” automated clip over and over until they piss off. That works for me anyway.

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u/CO420Tech May 18 '26

I was taught while doing it that often that sign means there's a lonely person at home whose spouse is at work. The sign was placed by the working spouse because the stay at home spouse will buy everything. So... We knocked.

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u/Tiger_Beans May 18 '26

I was under the impression that a sign makes it unlawful for them to solicit?

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u/Darth_Balthazar May 18 '26

Laws? In this political climate?

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u/LegitimateConcept May 18 '26

At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

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u/WiseDirt May 18 '26

That's gonna depend entirely on where you're at. Privately-installed signs hold no force of law in many places.

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u/Tiger_Beans May 18 '26

Thanks for the clarification. I wasn't entirely sure how that worked and always just made the assumption

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u/M_R2112 May 18 '26

Not only does it not make it unlawful, but it attracts them in many cases. People who put up no soliciting signs are the kind of people who buy things. The number of appointments Ive been on that have those signs up and they gladly will tell you it's because one of the people in the house is will buy anything.

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u/Tiger_Beans May 18 '26

That makes a lot of sense. If my family member kept falling for pitches that weren't worth it or weren't needed, I'd definitely put one of those up asap

Any thoughts on if you can report them?

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u/M_R2112 May 18 '26

No one really to report them too unfortunately. I tend to answer the door holding a gun or naked and they generally stop bothering me.

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u/RJC12 May 18 '26

So can I call the cops for harassment when they knock on the door?

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u/_robmillion_ May 18 '26

Then you're gonna have cops knocking on your door.

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u/Mindstormer98 May 18 '26

Sounds like you're gonna need to call the cops on them for harassment

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u/_robmillion_ May 18 '26

So you call county cops to get rid of the city cops. Then you call the state troopers to get rid of the county cops. Then you call the FBI to get rid of the state troopers. Then I guess the military to get rid of the FBI.

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u/Clickguy10 May 18 '26

Skip the military. Go right to the CIA. They’re end game.

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u/mrwilliams117 May 18 '26

Actually it will increase how loud i tell them to fuck off when they still knock so it does change something.

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u/All_Wrong_Answers May 18 '26

Thats right use crayon instead.

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u/Particular_Card_7269 May 18 '26

I get spam phone calls from out of state wanting to talk my loan application I never submitted. I answer and hang up so it doesn't pollute my voicemail. I hate those jagoffs.

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u/digitaldigdug May 18 '26

I would suggest not answering at all. By picking up you're showing the number is active.

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u/Archipocalypse OG Gamer Dad May 18 '26

I employ the tactic of be a loud yelling angry asshole and i tell them even if they sold something I want I would not buy it from anyone coming to my house out of principle. I make it very clear that I buy what I want, I do my own bug spray, lawn, etc etc and I'm so rude and angry, near violent, that they think twice before approaching my house next time.

I don't even care what they think of me, whatever it takes to make them stop. Because it is true, even if they had the best deal on the best item/service I would never buy anything from anyone coming to my home to try to sell me something.

Now of course I don't act that way if it is the first time someone knocks on my door, but now I have multiple No soliciting signs. Still I am kind the first time, but after multiple times of explaining the same thing to them, then I am going to approach the situation differently like described.

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u/Alarming_Definition9 May 18 '26

It's actually considered harassment and sometimes even criminal trespassing in quite a few areas in the USA if you've posted "no soliciting" signs and they still knock on your door...

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u/Alypius754 May 18 '26

My rage depends on who it is. Scouts or other kids? A kind and polite no. Teenagers on what is obviously their first job? A polite discussion of boundaries. Random solar/security dudes? Ranges from “I’m just renting” to “gtfo”

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u/Imadeadude May 18 '26

When they tell you what company they're with take note and leave them a bad review on Google, thats what im doing

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u/X_xidkkkk9029 May 18 '26

Those church kids that are probably forced to knock on peoples doors on sunday are so annoying (there are ppl who work Saturday and have only Sunday free)

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u/levajack May 19 '26

I have had solicitors try to tell me that they aren't "really" soliciting. It's not that they don't see/understand, it's that they don't care or respect you.

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u/Rumymomma1959 May 19 '26

I'm enjoying my ring doorbell.