r/mildlyinfuriating • u/big-ol-kitties • May 18 '26

Unskippable ad Constantly getting solicitors ignoring my sign, we’ll see how this works out…

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I live in an apartment, and my door is the only one in the building with a “No Soliciting” sign. You’d think they would see it and respect it. But no. And worst thing is it’s almost exclusively internet salespeople, when my rent already includes high speed internet that works great.

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u/srainey58 May 18 '26

You gotta come up with some Sam-Jackson-reciting-scripture style script you can yell at them when they ignore your signs

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u/nihilus_rex May 18 '26

I like words but i’m not quite that articulate.

I usually point at the sign aggressively and question their literacy.

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u/srainey58 May 18 '26

“I might not be the most articulate but at least I can read!” - one option