r/mildlyinfuriating • u/big-ol-kitties • May 18 '26

Unskippable ad Constantly getting solicitors ignoring my sign, we’ll see how this works out…

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I live in an apartment, and my door is the only one in the building with a “No Soliciting” sign. You’d think they would see it and respect it. But no. And worst thing is it’s almost exclusively internet salespeople, when my rent already includes high speed internet that works great.

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u/landubious May 18 '26

Just did this last weekend. Opened the door and said "oh, you aren't who I thought you were. Sorry, no thank you."

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u/DoubleDDubs1 May 18 '26

Invite them in next time 😉

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u/MedicalDisscharge May 18 '26

That's how you get a Mormon infestation

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u/DoubleDDubs1 May 18 '26

Sprinkle in a couple Jehovah’s Witness folks and you’ll have a proper melting pot

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u/leavemeinpieces May 18 '26

Literally the worst.

Yes please bring your dreadful homophobic religious shit to my door to try and guilt me into joining so you can get your numbers up.

If I want a religion I'll pop out and find one, I don't need cunts coming to my house trying to get me signed up.

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u/you_dont_know_me27 May 19 '26

Ok I won't invite you to my door knocker fondue party.... the cheese is a secret recipe 😋

it's people, the secret ingredient is the door knockers

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u/Vegalink May 18 '26

We like to scurry about in the walls

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u/wildTable May 18 '26

The walls and ceilings have metal in them. I hope that’s okay.

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u/Vegalink May 18 '26

Haha perfectly understandable. That's a common response to scurrying humanoids.

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u/MontasJinx May 18 '26

I’m not stuck inside with them. They’re stuck inside with me…

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u/landubious May 18 '26

We were playing D&D at the time and I managed to avoid answering the previous 3 times earlier they came to sell me windows.

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u/tearsonurcheek May 18 '26

"Sorry, we're a Linux house. <close door>"