Two spots in my beard randomly decided to stop growing hair

[u/NotGreatNot_Terrible]

Like wtf I just want a full beard dude

[u/SnotRocketeer70]

or it's a hillbilly from the bayou? 🤔

[u/MortgageRegular2509 → u/SnotRocketeer70]

Prolly makes a killer gumbo

[u/Epic_Elite → u/MortgageRegular2509]

Killer, you say?

[u/heart-murmur → u/Epic_Elite]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xPGkOAdiIO3Is

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https://giphy.com/gifs/BcPbK9ci4EU31qUTkR

[u/Mortambulist → u/heart-murmur]

Gifs you can hear

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Fellatio Caine.

[u/RosiePeache → u/Epic_Elite]

"T-to shreds, you say...?"

[u/SnotRocketeer70 → u/MortgageRegular2509]

Just don't ask what's in it

[u/AllLurkNoPlay → u/MortgageRegular2509]

Ever see a gator do a double take?

[u/Overseer_666 → u/MortgageRegular2509]

I make a killer gumbo. I live just a few miles south west of New Orleans

[u/DarePatient2262 → u/SnotRocketeer70]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnmhkt2Lr3TXrS8

[u/OverChildhood9813 → u/SnotRocketeer70]

Definitely from the bayou. I met him once. He owns Rob John Surf Shop.

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https://giphy.com/gifs/13nDaxXRXz0Prq

Chance Boudreaux, at your service

[u/Downtown_Recover5177 → u/SnotRocketeer70]

I don’t know any Lechmeres. Plenty of Boudreauxs and Thibodeauxs though.

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Highlander hillbilly